One day Jin and Xiaoyu were strolling in the park. They walked on in silence until Jin broke it with a question.

Jin: Xiaoyu, I was wondering, uhh.

Xiaoyu: If I what Jin?

Jin: Well, if I.

Suddenly a spotlight centered on Jin and he started to sing

If I wasn't a celebrity, Would u be so nice to me? If I couldn't have g's like everyday, Would u still wanna be with me? If I couldn't buy u diamond rings, And all those other expensive things Would u be so into me? If I wasn't a Celebrity?

Then the spotlight went away and Jin waited for Xiaoyu to reply

Xiaoyu: HAAAAAAAAAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jin: Uhh. wats so funny?

Xiaoyu: Of course I wouldn't Jin! Don't be silly!

Jin: . okay. (Mumbling) maybe I should have gone with Julia instead.

They walk off into the distance.