Jaime Mcrimmon looked at the bleak, blank stare of the strangely funny man with a Fluffy Fifi [of doom]. The Fluffy Fifi [of doom] fought the yellow bulldozer and was squished! Jaime started to worry about his own chances of survival, given that the bulldozer was coming for him.
"No! I don't wanna go!" he yelled.
But he tripped. Most people would look bad, but he just rolled in a pile of manure, and came out with surprisingly clean clothes. However the semi lucid cat named Bob saw the Green Giraffe of Great Darkness lurking in the very tall purple glorofax bush. Bob was actually a dog with an identity disorder and a Chameleon. Suddenly a Vworp! Vworp! The Doctor (that one) jumped out of a mini mini skirt. He pointed the sonic at a Dalek who had just materialized and it turned into a lizard. Not a Chameleon.
"Strange," The Doctor said.
The cow jumped the moon.
Zoe said "Come Rory, lets see the Dish and the Spoon."
But then Bob popped up and said:
"This is getting ridiculous and I've had enough."
Then the world swirled in a giant swirly color thing and Jaime woke up.
"That's the last time I'm trying those Double Cheeseburgers with extra bacon and a milkshake."