(A/N: Morbid's still alive! I know, I've been gone for ages and 'Abandonment' still needs to be updated. This is another wacked-out idea I came up with at exactly 3:20 AM.)
Another normal day, it seemed. The Titans had been called in to combat a group of monsters attempting to rob the bank.
Yes, monsters. Not humans.
There were wolf-like creatures: that is, they had a wolf's body but a bat's wings. There were also cheetahs with scorpion's tails and bears with shark's tails and dorsal fins. There were ten of each species and they didn't react to tranquilizers as expected.
"Star, you and I will take on the wolves. Cyborg, Beast Boy, you fight the cheetahs. Raven, get the bears. Teen Titans GO!" Robin's usual sharp orders echoed across the battlefield as the superteens sprang into action. Starfire landed an aerial kick to the skull of one wolf, knocking it out, and Robin felled two others with swift blows to the head from his staff. Beast Boy morphed into an elephant, grabbing two cheetahs with his truck and throwing them against the wall. One quick mutant grabbed the sack of money in its jaws and dashed away, heading down the street.
"Stop it!" Robin called. "I've got it," Raven monotoned, flying after the fleeing cat. The cheetah was smart: dodging all of Raven's potent psychic blasts, it drew her farther and farther from the group. Suddenly a tiger/hyena leaped from an alley, pinning the surprised Raven to the asphalt. With an irritated growl she flung it off her with her powers, sending it flying into the brick wall of an apartment. An elephant/gorilla mutant then effectively knocked her out with a swift blow to the head from its massive paws. The cheetah she had been tailing nudged the unconscious girl onto its back and darted away into the night. The Titans failed to notice both the absence of their friend... and the black and orange collars the animals all wore.
(A/N: Gasp, it's Slade! Never saw THAT coming! Oh yeah, these animal things are inspired from the game 'Impossible Creatures.' Apparently Slade has access to the Stigma technology. Reviews make me squeak in joy.)