The Sex talk
Sam's (POV)
We were sitting in the car driving to LA to bet a girl who's father died. He got shot in the head five times by himself now that is supernatural.
"Dean I need your help" I asked looking out the window
"What's up Sammie" Dean said looking at me
"Have you very wondered what would happen to us if we died on a hunt"
"Were to good to died and stop talking like that you bitch" Dean said turning up the rock music
"Jerk"
Ten minutes later, Dean turned the music off.
"Sam do I need to give you the sex talk" Dean said looking at me
"No Dean you don't I all ready know" I said putting my hands up to stop him from saying any thing else.
"No Sam you are going to listen as your older brother I think I should give you this speech" Dean yelled parking the car on the side of the road.
"Women they are like….like" Dean said struggling of words to use
"Women are like Women"
"Shut up and listen"
"Ok"
"Women are like a horse" What the fuck
"Dean women aren't hairy and they don't have four legs." I said, "And next time come up with some thing better than a horse"
"Like what" Dean asked confused
"I don't know"
"Any way a women likes to know that she can be ridden" What is he going on about
"Dean you are just talking a load of bull shit so drive"
"But Sam never sleep with one girl then with her friend not good trust me" Dean said shaking his head.
"So Dean what did you get beaten up by girls" I asked smiling smugly
"Shut up Sam or we are never going to get that demon in time" OH MY GOD this is priceless
"So Dean you can beat a demon but not run from girls" At this point I was laugh really hard and my sides started to hurt.