Author's note: I wrote this for the CW drabble challenge run by PandoraTHExplora and Witchcraft 13. The prompt word was "lick". It's based on William Shakespeare's Macbeth.
Disclaimer: Neither Supernatural nor Macbeth belong to me. But if this spell has the intended result I want you to fix me up with a dinner date with the JJs.
BTW: I AM going to the Vancouver Con 2009 so who knows? Can't hurt to try.
Cauldron Improvisation
First Witch
Round about the cauldron go;
In the dvds I throw.
Anxiety that under wraps
Two years already done the laps
bringing out the longing, hot,
Boil thou first in the charmed pot.
ALL
Double, Dean, Sam and trouble;
Longing burn, and cauldron bubble.
Second Witch
Scales of Ruby, lying snake,
In the cauldron boil and bake;
Hand of ipec, pagan yule log,
Bobby's hat and making fog,
Finding of white rabbit
Killing out of habit
Wishing coin and con-man's beer,
Bloody Mary and brothers' fear
Give a charm to powerful couple,
Making all evil stumble and topple.
ALL
Double, Dean, Sam and trouble;
Longing burn, and cauldron bubble.
Third Witch
Carry on my wayward son,
There will be peace when you are done
Dying will hardly leave a mark
Don't fear the reaper in the dark,
Aiming of a silver bullet
Climbing to a deadly summit
Vampires leaving naught but dust
Impala never going to rust
Wheel in the sky that keeps on turning
Loyal fan-girls that keep on yearning
And a tiger's eye from hell
Can be trusted as a spell
To get us three in an elevator
To be "rescued" from much later
ALL
Kripke, Jensen and Jared behave
Supernatural stay and fans be saved
Second Witch
Doesn't make a lick of sense
Wish I did not feel so tense…
Mix the broth and let it simmer
This will make a fan-girl winner