101 things Harry Potter would only do in fanfiction

Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter if I did Sirius Black and Hagrid would be the main characters.

1.) Die and stay dead. (Death must be getting really irrated by now.)

2.) Have a SLASH relationship with Sirius.

3.)Or Snape

4.) Or Ron

5.) Or any other male character. (Sorry SLASH fangirls)

6.) Slit. (No emoness!)

7.) Become slytherin.

8.) Join Voldemort. ( I think the fact that they dispise each other might interfear with their friendship)

9.) Move to LA and become a pop singer.

10.) Kill someone innocent.

11.) Become a girl. (o.o)

12.) Cross-dress.

13.) Not blame himself. (He always does that. For almost well...EVERYTHING!)

14.) Be absolotley carefree. (No matter how many of us wish he could.)

15.) Be friends with Draco Malfoy (Their way too different)

16.) Bring people back to life for real. (Dead is Dead)

17.) Have a long-lost sister.

18.) Be raised by Mcgonagal. ( No matter how cool she is.)

19.) Or Hagrid.

20.) Or his long-lost aunts fathers brothers coisens twice removed uncle.

21.) Be sent back in time to become one of the founders.

22.) Go crazy.

23.) Kill one of his friends.

24.) Become a pervert.

25.) Become a ballet dancer.

26.) Laugh at someone elses pain.

27.) Realise hes one cool dude.

28.) Think before he acts. ( Griffindor bluring the line between stupid and brave every step of the way!)

29.) Not be stubborn.

30.) Not defend his friends.

31.) Obey the rules.

32.) Fall in love with Pansy Parkinson.

33.) Become a star golf player.

34.) Or soccer player.

35.) Or Football player.

36.) Become goth.

37.) Become a marine.

38.) Dye his hair pink.

39.) Prank call Voldemort

40.) Become gay or bi.

41.) Become evil. ( Really people hes way too nice for that)

42.)Tease someone about the way the look.

43.) Develope anger issues.

44.) Randomly burst out crying.

45.) Be a fanboy.

46.) Be turned into a baby.

47.) Prank the school without a good reason.

48.) Be mean. ( Hes never mean!)

49.) Be girly.

50.) Or prissy.

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Keep in mind this is not critisism. I think Harry Potter is awesome. Also its not making fun of anyone. And keep in mind this is just a fanfiction please. I hope you tell me what you think. This is my first fanfiction. I think it turned out alright. Say whatever you want about it. I tell you now you cant hurt my feelings because thats just the kind of person I am. .