None of the Inuyasha characters belong to me sadly and demon's were hurt
making this fan fic.
Sango was getting tired of Miroku's bad pick up lines. Curse Kagome for
giving him that horrible book. At least they were getting closer back to
camp. Sango has gone to take a bath when she saw Miroku following her and
Shippo trying his best to stop him.
Now Miroku was nursing his wounded head has Shippo shook his head sadly at
him.
"You never learn do you Miroku?" Shippo asked.
"Nope!" he smiled and finaly caught up with Sango.
"Sango?" he asked.
"What is it Hoishi-sama and no I will not bear your children if your going to ask that," she said glaring at him. He shook his head and put a arm around her shoulders.
"Are your legs tired?" he asked looking into her eyes.
"Um no why do you ask?" she said arching a eye brow.
"Cause you've been running through my mind all day long," he said smirking, she rolled her eyes and pushed his arm of her shoulder. Then they heard voices up ahead. It was Kagome and Inuyasha. Shippo was just about say something when Sango covered his mouth.
"Inuyasha! It's huge!!!" they heard Kagome yell out.
Miroku and Sango both looked at each other and crouched down close to the ground behind a tree.
"Get over it already," Inuyasha replied.
"But look how long it is!"
Miroku and Sango's eyes went wide 00 00 and covered Shippos ears and mouth.
'Oh my god! I can't believe them!' Sango thought to herself. 0.o
'What the hell, so he is bigger...stupid demon' he said. -.-
"Can I touch it Inuyasha?" they heard Kagome ask causing them to cover there own mouths.
"Sure knock your self out," he said.
"Wow it's all firm."
"What you expect?" Miroku looked over at Sango and it look like she was about to faint, so he shook her with one hand.
"I've seen Koga and Hojo with this but this is the biggest Inuyasha."
This time it look like Miroku was going to faint so Sango gave him a slight slap on the cheek.
"Hold it for a second would you Kagome," Inuyasha asked.
"Sure," they both her a rustling move for a second, Miroku and Sango couldn't believe this.
"Inuyasha can I..." before Kagome could finish they heard Inuyasha say "Fine whatever."
"Oh it tastes really good," they heard Kagome say and gulped, both of them turning red.
"Ouch!" they heard Inuyasha say but before anything could be said, Sango screamed in pain, Shippo had bit her hand, the both stood and closed there eyes panicing.
"Please don't hurt us we didn't know you were –busy- ," Miroku pleaded.
"We didn't mean to hear any of it honest!" Sango cried out.
"What are you guys talking about?" they heard Shippo say, they both moved there hands and saw Kagome eating a rather huge long banana and Inuyasha nursing his foot from stepping on a sharp rock, finally Inuyasha caught on and blushed and looked at Kagome who also caught on.
"GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTERS PEOPLE!!" they both yelled at Miroku and Sango.
So with that they were teased for a long time for hearing what they heard. Sango had to agree that banana was rather big.
HEHEHE Did I fool you!? HUH HUH!! Bet I did! Well I hope please review!
"You never learn do you Miroku?" Shippo asked.
"Nope!" he smiled and finaly caught up with Sango.
"Sango?" he asked.
"What is it Hoishi-sama and no I will not bear your children if your going to ask that," she said glaring at him. He shook his head and put a arm around her shoulders.
"Are your legs tired?" he asked looking into her eyes.
"Um no why do you ask?" she said arching a eye brow.
"Cause you've been running through my mind all day long," he said smirking, she rolled her eyes and pushed his arm of her shoulder. Then they heard voices up ahead. It was Kagome and Inuyasha. Shippo was just about say something when Sango covered his mouth.
"Inuyasha! It's huge!!!" they heard Kagome yell out.
Miroku and Sango both looked at each other and crouched down close to the ground behind a tree.
"Get over it already," Inuyasha replied.
"But look how long it is!"
Miroku and Sango's eyes went wide 00 00 and covered Shippos ears and mouth.
'Oh my god! I can't believe them!' Sango thought to herself. 0.o
'What the hell, so he is bigger...stupid demon' he said. -.-
"Can I touch it Inuyasha?" they heard Kagome ask causing them to cover there own mouths.
"Sure knock your self out," he said.
"Wow it's all firm."
"What you expect?" Miroku looked over at Sango and it look like she was about to faint, so he shook her with one hand.
"I've seen Koga and Hojo with this but this is the biggest Inuyasha."
This time it look like Miroku was going to faint so Sango gave him a slight slap on the cheek.
"Hold it for a second would you Kagome," Inuyasha asked.
"Sure," they both her a rustling move for a second, Miroku and Sango couldn't believe this.
"Inuyasha can I..." before Kagome could finish they heard Inuyasha say "Fine whatever."
"Oh it tastes really good," they heard Kagome say and gulped, both of them turning red.
"Ouch!" they heard Inuyasha say but before anything could be said, Sango screamed in pain, Shippo had bit her hand, the both stood and closed there eyes panicing.
"Please don't hurt us we didn't know you were –busy- ," Miroku pleaded.
"We didn't mean to hear any of it honest!" Sango cried out.
"What are you guys talking about?" they heard Shippo say, they both moved there hands and saw Kagome eating a rather huge long banana and Inuyasha nursing his foot from stepping on a sharp rock, finally Inuyasha caught on and blushed and looked at Kagome who also caught on.
"GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTERS PEOPLE!!" they both yelled at Miroku and Sango.
So with that they were teased for a long time for hearing what they heard. Sango had to agree that banana was rather big.
HEHEHE Did I fool you!? HUH HUH!! Bet I did! Well I hope please review!