Okay I had come up with this idea probably just last night or today but who cares about that. This is just a short one-shot. Please read and review. I do not own Bleach or any of its characters.
The Vizards were just minding their own business, doing their usual things when Mashiro came up to them.
"Hey guys, I have a question." she said.
"What is it Mashiro?" said Love.
"Where do babies come from?" she asked.
The other Vizards froze. Some of them even blinked once or twice, thinking that their hearing must be failing them.
"What did you say?" said Hachi.
"I said where do babies come from?" she said again, her amber eyes shinning.
"Why do you want to know that?" said Lisa.
"I dunno, I just wanna know, please tell me." she begged.
The others did not know how to answer this except for Ichigo who looked for some reason looked a little happy to answer the question.
"The white birds," Shinji finally said. "The white bird brings them in little white bundles and drops them to the mommies. Fly, little white birds, fly, and deliver the cute little babies!"
"What are you talking about, Shinji?" Ichigo pushed him out of the way and he placed a hand on Mashiro's shoulder. "Okay, Mashiro, see there's the entire concept of the bird and the bees. When a man and a woman loves each other very much, they – but Ichigo was pushed aside by Rose who said "Shinji's right, it's the white birds that deliver the babies."
"Geez, that's really amazing Rose," said Ichigo sarcastically.
"So that's where babies come from?" said Mashiro.
"Yes!" they all said. Well everyone except Ichigo.
Mashiro made a cute, little, angry face as she put her hands on her hips. "You guys are stupid," she said. "Would it kill you to say, 'babies are made when a guy and a girl bang each other senseless?"
The other Vizards looked stunned with their mouths wide open except for Ichigo who was trying his best not to laugh out loud.
"How… Kensei began to say.
Mashiro went over and gave Ichigo a hug. "Berry Boy told me everything and he's the only honest one around. It's not good to lie you know," she lectured.
"We were all dissed by a kid." they thought.
"Yeah." said Ichigo. "Come on Mashiro I buy us a snack, my treat." he said as they left.
Silence passed by for a few moments.
"Guys, we are to never speak of this again." said Shinji, breaking the slience.
The other Vizards nodded except for Kensei who had fainted.
"Someone go get the defibrillator." said Lisa.
'I'll get it." said Hachi as he got up to go get it.
I've always wanted to a fanfic on something on this. It feels good to write a fanfic like this. Please read and review. No Flames!