My new story, a Twilight/Fruits Baskets crossover.

Iboni: It's actually pretty good. Jamie doesn't own jack in this story.

ON WITH THE FIC!

START

*Kyo POV*

It was time for the new neighbors to arrive. Tohru and that damned rat Yuki were standing next to me where the path splits.

"Damn rat!" I yelled at Yuki.

"Shut up you stupid cat." Yuki said calmly. That was it.

"DAMN IT I'LL KILL YOU!" I shouted as I lunged for him.

"Sure you will." He said as he dodged my punch and kicked my ass. Literally.

"Guys, please stop!" Tohru said.

"Sorry Tohru." Yuki said as he cocked his head and smiled. I tried to tackle him but he grabbed me, punched me in the mouth, and threw me a good 20 feet. I wiped some blood out of my mouth.

"Ass." I muttered as I stood up and noticed something sparkle. What the hell? "Yo rat! Did you see that? I thought I saw something sparkle." Yuki frowned.

"You saw that too? I thought I was imagining it. What would be sparkling here?"

"I dunno." I said. "I'm gonna go check it out." And with that I walked over to the bush and pulled the leaves back. 7 amber eyes belonging to gorgeous, water soaked people looked up at me. A 8th person was sitting on the ground, holding her head in her hands. What the hell is going on here?

*Alice POV*

We arrived. And it was sunny. We stepped off the plane and looked out the windows. Edward swore.

"What the hell happened? You SAID it would be rainy!" He said quieter than all the humans could hear. I couldn't answer him well because I had no idea what had happened. But luck was on our side, because it started to rain.

"Quick, before it starts to be sunny again!" Bella said. We quickly got our stuff and ran all the way to the path. But the sun came out again, causing us all to glow immensely, a side effect of being covered in water. We all ducked into a bush before we could be seen by anyone. We heard voices and fighting, but no one dared peek. I concentrated and got to finding when the rain would start again. I sat down and put my head in my hands. I faintly heard Edward giving a play by play of what was going on outside when they suddenly all got quiet. Good. The rain would be back in a few moments. I snapped out of my trance and looked up at a boy with orange eyes and hair. I whispered so quietly the boy couldn't hear me.
"Oh. Shit." The boy frowned. Did he hear me? No, he couldn't have. Right Edward? I saw Edward nod his head very slightly. I quickly made up a cover story to last until the rain came. Just a few moments now! "Hi, we're your new neighbors and I seem to have dropped my contact in this bush, and we were all looking for it. Could you help us please?" I said sweetly.

"Um, I guess so." He said. I saw Elisa's hands clench into fists. I forgot about her. Our newest coven member was just a decade old. She may not be able to handle this. Luckily, it started to rain.

"Oh, let's get out of here!" Carlisle said. "Alice, sweetie, I'll just get you another contact. It's okay." I pretended to be relieved.

"Thanks dad. Let's go!" All 8 of us jumped out of the bush. We saw a silver haired boy and a brown haired girl waiting farther back. They didn't seem to be bothered by the rain. The girl ran up to us.

"Hi! I'm Tohru. You must be our new neighbors. It's nice to meet you!" She said enthusiastically.

"Hi, I'm Alice." I said. I extended my hand, and she shook it.

"I'm Carlisle." He shook her hand.

"Edward." Again a handshake.

"Esme." And again.

"Rosalie." No handshake.

"Emmett. Nice to met you!!" Emmett said heartily and shook her hand hard, smiling. She blushed, and Elisa and Bella both backed up slightly. Bella was only forty or so, it was still hard for her too.

"Jasper." He just smiled at her. He sent a wave of calm towards Bella and Elisa. They both relaxed.

"Elisa." She chimed from the back of the group.

"I'm Bella." She walked forward and shook her hand.

"That's all of us." I laughed. "What about the other two, Tohru?"

"This is Kyo." She pointed to orange-head. "And that's Yuki-kun. Yuki, come over here!" Yuki walked over, on his guard. Then again, 8 vampires just came out a bush, he had plenty of reasons to be on guard. "How about we get out of the rain! Would you like to come over to our house?" She invited.

"No thanks." Carlisle said. "We'll go get ourselves set up. Thank you for the offer. See you around." He said and began to walk away.

"Bye!" Tohru said. We all said good-bye and rushed into our home.

"Well, that could have gone better." I announced. Emmett laughed.

"That Tohru blushes like you did Bella!" Bella growled. "Ooh, scary!"

"Come on guys! Get ready. You have school tomorrow!"

"What class will I be in?" Elisa asked.

"1-D. That's the junior class. Bella, Edward, Alice, that's your class too. Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, your in 2-D, that's the senior class.

"Whatever." Rosalie said and sped with super human speed up to the room she and Emmett shared.

"Rose, come on! Don't be like that!" Emmett shouted and ran up the stairs behind her.

"I'll be upstairs." Carlisle said. "I need to set up a few things with my new hospital. Why don't you all go hunting? I can tell Elisa and Bella need it." Elisa and Bella nodded. Edward wrapped his arm around Bella's waist.

"I'll come."
"Me too." I said. Jasper sighed.

"I'll stay home this time. I want to investigate our neighbors. Something about the guys was…weird." I nodded

"I got that too." I said. Edward frowned.

"The Yuki guy was thinking 'don't go to close Kyo. Don't you dare expose us.'" We all looked at Edward.

"That's weird." Elisa said. "Can we please go hunting now? I'm really, really thirsty." I nodded.

"Let's go." Bella said, and we all began to run.

*Shigure POV*

Yuki, Kyo and Tohru walked into the house. Yuki and Kyo weren't fighting, which was EXTREMELY weird.

"What's up guys?" I called to them. "Did you meet the neighbors?" I asked.

"We did! They were nice!" Tohru said. Yuki and Kyo were frowning.

"Tohru, can I talk to the boys alone for a minute?" I asked her.

"Sure. I'll go start dinner!" She said and scurried off to the kitchen.

"What." I said.

"I've got a weird feeling about them." Kyo and Yuki said at the same time. Normally Kyo would be yelling his head off at Yuki, but not now.

"Wow, it must be serious for you guys not to be yelling at each other.

"It is." Kyo said.

"They seem…how do I put this?" Yuki said.

"Lethal. They seem absolutely lethal." Kyo said firmly.

"That's the word I was looking for. Lethal. They seem like they could kill you with their pinky fingers." Yuki explained. I frowned.

"That's not normal. Maybe we should investigate a little into this." I said.

"Shut up, you're an old, broken pedophile with a fetish for high school girls. We'll handle this." Kyo said. Yuki and I looked at him in shock.

"We?" He asked, dumbstruck.

"I don't like you, in fact, I hate you but I'm concerned for Tohru's safety around these people. And I'd rather get help from you than Shigure, because I know I won't be able to do this alone. I'm not a people person." I opened my mouth, then closed it. How out of character for Kyo! He admitted weakness and asked for help from Yuki, YUKI of all people. He really cares for Tohru. Finally I snapped out of it.

"No investigating tonight, boys. Just a nice chill evening watching Tohru flit around the kitchen in her skirt." I said. The two of them just slapped me on the back of the head and left. Well, it's good to know they haven't gone completely insane yet.

END

How was that for a first chappy? Do you like the word chappy? I do.

Iboni: Come on Jamie, it's 11 at night. Bedtime.

I don't wanna!!
Iboni: But you will. And readers, review or we send Elisa to your house when she hasn't hunted for a year! And you wont get cookies!!!