10 more ways to kill the mood in Twilight
Declaimer: luckily we don't own Twilight.
1) send Bella to the vampire slaying academy.
Cain: ha, ha, I love this one, send crybaby Bella in one side, and tug kick-ass undead slaying chick out the other. It's a pity my sister came up with it.
Rubris: where can we find one of those?
Cain: beats me.
2) dress Edward up in a fish suit.
Cain: because lets face it, fish are funny.
3) give Bella a younger sister.
Rubris: come on you know it's true. You bring your boyfriend home and younger sis comes out and, as says loud as she can, something like "you were right he IS cute!" then you get sent to jail for attacking her.
Cain: is that sister's name Rubris?
Rubris: uh…
4) give everyone hair like Jon Bon Jovie.
5) give Bella a reverse lobotomy so she can realize how creepy Edward is.
Rubris: you have to admit he's creepy, right?
Cain: I can see hundreds of Twilight fans impaling you for that one.
Rubris: harsh.
6) turn Twilight into a musical.
Cain: the lyrics would be kind of dull though,
BELLABELLABELLA
EDWARDEDWARRRRD
HOOPLA!
Rubris: I don't think it's fair that Cainus can be shortened to Cain, but Rubris gets shortened to what? Rub?
Cain: hehe, I kinda like rub.
7) reverse Bella's personality
Cain so no matter what you do to her, she's always happy except when Edward's around.
8) stash a bunch of pink footy pajamas in Edward's closet
Rubris: the only thing worse would be to take pictures of him cuddling them.
9) redo the entire Twilight series using Barbie dolls
Cain: I don't see how it would be all that hard, it's not like Edward isn't already a diamond studded ken doll.
10) turn Jacob into a chicken.
Rubris: I don't really know.
Cain: attack of da WERE CHICKEN! (you guys should have known that was coming ^.^)