Once Upon A Time Parappa was torung across Hyrule when he found a wizard the wizard aid

"I will sell you dope that will maek you good raper" the wizard said.

"But drugs are bad" said Parappa.

"But will be good rapper" said the wizard.

"Oh okay" said Parappa.

So Parappa bought the dope from the wzaird.

And one day Zelda was using sword battlw when all of a sudden demon lost battle.

"Haha" said Zelda. "My sword is sharpest of all Hyrle!" said Zelda.

So Zelda wnet back home to Hyrule and he talked to his sister Marth.

"Hello MArth I am Zelda home." he said and put away sword.

"Hello Zelda I am glad you're home our brother roy has brought hoem a friend." said Marth.

"What friend?" said Zelda.

Just then Roy walked in with Parappa.

"Hi guys I brought home a friend who fellowed me home from middle school can I keep him?" Roy said and they laughed.

"I'm not a pet I am a arapper said PArrapa.

"He can talk a demon." Said Zelda.

"I amn not a demon" sad PArappa

"Oh okay." said Zelda.

Just then demons jumped out at them but they won and Parappa punched then.

"Yay we won." said Zelda.

"Hooray we had to elieve." said Parappa.

Jsut then a dope fell out of Parappas jacket.

"Is that a dope?" asked Zelda.

"Yes it is I am sorry." said Parappa.

"DOn't you know DOpe makes you reterded?" asked Zelda.

"I know ubt I waTned to be a good raper." said Parappa.

"Dope has been outlawed for over 80000 years in Hyrule, where did you get it?" asked Zelda.

"From a wziard" said Parappa.

Zelcda knew there was only one wizard so he

'This must be from Aghanim!" said Zelda.

So they went to Ahganim's fortress at the end of the game.

"You cannot beat me Zelda and PArappa for I have evil dope!" said Aghanim.

"But then you will be retarded!" said Zelda.

"I know, thats why I didn't use it one me, but on the fullmetal alchemist! Lets see you besat him!!" said aghanhim

and just then full metal clhemist jumped out at Zelda and Parappa.

To be contined...