A/N: Thank you for reading my new story. I hope you enjoy it. Feel free to review below!

I'm going to add the disclaimer here, I do not own the characters used here, they all belong to J.K. Rowling. The divergence in story line is mine however.

THE RESURRECTION OF VOLDEMORT

Summary: Did you think he was dead? haha think again! he lives The dark lord lives and plans to multoply by having lots of kids with beellatrix.

It began on a dark dark night and in a dark dark land, far away , a prophecy was made of the gentle wizard called Voldemort or tom riddle:

The Dark Lord will rise.

Out of the blood of his enemy

and the bone of his servant

the dark lord will rise again

out of a cauldron like an overcooked chicken

and he will get that Pooter once more

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Voldemrot woke up. He had been ressureacted, but something was not right

Where was he?

Voldemort opened his beauytiful snake eyes and looked around his cauldron before stepping out.

Brrr it was chilly here, and he was only in his birthday suit.

Voldemort noticed an elder wand lying about and grabbed it. he used the wand and magic to make himself some finer ermine robes

but then what happened? the pooter was tehre and smelly

the pooter was singing

Tears flew down Voldemort's cheeks both because Harry Potter's singing voice was so bad and because the lyrics were about muggles.

"I'll never love muggles! Don't you understand that, you gimmicky Ministry morons!"

Dumbledore stepped out of the shadows, he wuz very evil man.

"We can imperius you Voldemort," Dumbledore reminded him. "So I suggest you just get with the programming and stop complaining, there's a world full of muggles to love and hug!"

"That's right, sharing is caring," Harry twittered.

They used thei rpowers and turned

Voldemort is turned into a crying baby

They didn't give him huggies and now he was soiled in his panties

Voldemort was in tears and the sweat had cooled on his forehead.

"Please," the dark lord begged. "Please just make it stop..." he coughed out some blood because he's been tortured so bad. "If you have any humanity , please no more

Dumbledore shook with laughter. HAHAHAHA? What is the humanity of which you speak?" The old man laughed. "Where waz this universal love and brotherhood and humanity when you were killing poor innocent muggles? Are not muggles human too? Hath not a muggle a soul and humanuty to you?"

Voldemort clenched his fist with what little strength he had left in his baby body

"Well, I never tortured them! The avada kevedra kills them really fast and it's supposed to be painless! You should try it some time!"

Manipulative Dumbledore looked Voldemort right in his bright red, snake eyes. "Voldy frankly I don't give a damn! But I don't do mercy and I don't do killing!" He kissed Voldemort right on the top of his shiny bald head. "Not it's rehab time! The tortuere will not going to stop until we rehabilitate you into a muggle-worthy citizen!"

Voldemort shook in his shackles as he screamed and because of his screaming coughed up more blood but he cringed.

"Kill me now! If anyone is listening, have some mercy and kill me now!"

The death eaters were not there to help him though, it was just him, Harry and Dumbledore.

Dumbledore laughed. "But we are just getting to the good part!"

"What is the good part?" Voldemort asked and blood ran out of his snake nose and lips.

Dumbledore's eyes sparkled merrily and evilly. "The Live Like a Muggle for 30 day challenge for charity!"

Voldemort's blood pressure started to drop. "Hug?"

"No," Dumbledore crackled his knuckles. "We drop you off, without your wand, in a muggle home for 30 days and you get to see how they live!" Dumbledore checked his scrolls and smiled. "We have already chosen a family for you to live with, the Dursleys, you might have heard of them?"

Harry started shaking he was so triggered. He had been abused by teh Dursleys but he was so brainwashed by Dumbledore that Harry couldn't even remember that Dumbledore was the evil manipulative that sent him there.

"Did I trigger anyone?" Dumbledore laughed while Harry potter rolled around the floor, shaking and foaming from the mouth, his eyeballs white and rolled back to the back of his head, because he was so triggered.

Voldemort, though took pity on Harry Potter and saw how the manipulative old man was controlling him. "No, Dumbledore, you do your best, I'm going to destroy the Dursleys if you send me to live with them!"

Dumbledore cackled and took out his wand. "Not if I transfigure you first into an itty bitty baby Voldy!" He laughed and then waved his wand.

Voldemort became a tiny human baby again and the baby cried, cried because it couldn't speak anymore.

It was all part of Dumbledore's evil plan.