Chapter One: Don't Push That Button!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of these characters. They all belong to Disney or whoever the hell claims them.
After receiving the note in a bottle from King Mickey, Sora, Riku, and Kairi awaited the Gummy Ship to arrive so they could travel to the King's castle to learn of a new mission! It seemed trouble was brewing in the worlds once more, and they had to restore peace to them, and fast!
"Sora! Riku! The gummy ship is here!" Kairi announced, rushing down the beach and waving her arms around above her head. Finally the day had arrived where they would all go see the King, and get the low-down on the new evil that was spreading across the worlds and disrupting the peace! Eagerly, the three friends rushed to the gummy ship and boarded it, where they were greeted by Chip and Dale.
"Long time no see, guys!" Sora greeted, a giant smile curled on his lips, as per usual. It wasn't long before the gummy ship was up and making its way towards King Mickey's castle. Along the way, as always, they had to navigate through giant blocks of colorful nothing and shoot down evil ships out to hurt the gummy ship! Sora manned the controls, jerking the ship this way and that to avoid danger. His tongue poked out from between his lips as he fired off the missiles, pushing the buttons rapidly. Out of the corner of his eye, he suddenly spotted Riku, leaning against the controls and watching. Slowly his dark eyes travelled over the male, admiring his body and the way his hair swayed whenever he moved. It looked so soft. "I want to touch it..I'm gunna getcha.." One of his hands strayed from the controls, slowly reaching out towards the other male.
"Sora! Watch out!" Kairi suddenly screamed, right in his ear.
Annoyed at the girl, and not wanting to abort his mission of stroaking the pretty hair beside him, Sora slammed down his other hand on a large button.
"SORA NO!" The girl screamed, just as his palm slammed down on the button.
Sora turned his head, glaring at the girl on the other side of him. "What, Kairi!?" His eyes traveled down to where she was pointing at the button, and read the words 'Do Not Push' that were bold right above it. "….Oops.."
"Don't they usually have little plastic boxes around those kinds of buttons so keep people from pressing it on accident..?" Riku idly remarked, leaning over and plucking Sora's hand off of the button.
"Yeah well, on the last mission Sora was cheap and never upgraded the gummy ship..so..no." Chip remarked from the screen, with Dale shaking his head in the background.
Sora rolled his eyes as his two friends glared at him.
"So, do you at least know what the big red button does?" Riku asked, immediately getting a shake of the head from Sora.
"I was too cheap to buy the manual for the ship too.." He answered.
"Shouldn't that come with the ship?" Kairi asked, raising an eyebrow at Sora.
"Yeah well. Someone decided to use it as a pee pad…"
"Oh god that's so nast—" Kairi started, but cut herself off mid sentence, replacing her words with a high pitched scream. "SORA! RIKU!" One of her hands grabbed Sora, and the other pointed in front of them. A world had suddenly appeared right in their way, and another one crashed right into it a second later. "Fly us out of here before we crash into it!" She screamed, tightening her grip on the boys arm.
"I can't, its too close! Riku, save me!" Sora reached over and grasped the other male, holding on to him tightly as the gummy ship flew right into the world, crash landing on it.
Groans filled the gummy ship as the three friends climbed to their feet inside of it. "Riku! Are you okay?" Sora asked, helping his dear friend to his feet.
"I'm fine."
Nodding his head, Sora pointed towards the door, coming up with a plan of action. "We should go out and see where we landed." After announcing this, he grabbed Riku and made his way towards the door.
"G-guys! Hey! What about me!? I'm still..on the ground! Does anyone care about ME!?"
Blinking, the two looked back and paused in the doorway, waiting. "Come on, Kairi!"
As soon as Kairi was up on her feet, the three of them set off to the outside world of unknown. "Do you recognize this place, Sora?" Kairi asked, as she looked around. It seemed they had landed in some sort of forest.
"No..but..I can't really tell.." As the three began to walk, they suddenly spotted a yellow and black small animal sitting on a stump ahead of them.
"Whats that?" Riku muttered, squinting as he tried to figure out what it was. He had never seen anything like it. It almost looked like a giant mouse.
Kairi immediately took off running towards it, stopping right beside the stump and squealing with excitement. "ITS SO CUTE!!" Reaching out towards the creature, she went to pet it, when suddenly it opened its mouth and began to foam. "What..?"
"KAIRI WATCH OUT!" Too late. Kairi screamed as the little animal bit down on her finger.
"SORA! HELP ME!"
Rushing over to Kairi, Sora held out his hands, the keyblade appearing out of nowhere, as usual. Swinging the blade at the animal, he smacked it right in the side and sent it flying into a tree. Except it didn't disappear like the heartless or nobodies that Sora was use to encountering. "..What is it..? The Keyblade..didn't effect it.." Sora was officially stumped.
Riku, wielding his keyblade, began to beat the living crap out of the rodent, only to come to the same conclusion. Beating it up wasn't making it poof like the usual enemies they faced.
Suddenly a boy ran in, placing himself in between Sora and company and the rodent that was laying on the ground, foaming profusely. "PIKACHU! I found you! Return to your pokeball, you're too hurt!" He exclaimed, while pointing at the foaming creature. Sora, Riku, and Kairi all stared at the boy, lost in complete confusion.
"He must be the hero.." Riku idly commented, causing Kairi to blink in confusion and question him.
"How do you know?" She asked.
Riku shrugged, laughing softly, "Heros always have spiky hair."
As if it suddenly dawned on Kairi, she nodded her head and muttered, "So that's how you can tell.."
The male suddenly turned towards them, pointing. "Who hurt Pikachu!? Was it you!? You're with Team Rocket, aren't you?!" Reaching up, he turned his hat backwards, then reached down to his belt where odd little balls were clipped to it. Grabbing one, he chucked it at the foaming rodent on the ground. It hit the animal, then bounced onto the ground, and the rodent foamed more. Suddenly electricity poured out of the animal, lunging out and electrocuting the male that had thrown the odd ball at it.
The male fell to the ground, burnt to a crisp and completely knocked out after being electrocuted.
Suddenly two new people rushed in, along with some weird cat thing that walked on two legs. They rushed over to the 'Pikachu' and scooped it up into a jar. Taking notice of the gawking three people, they turned and pointed at the group. "To protect the world from devastation.."
"To protect all people within our nation.."
"To denounce the evils of truth and love.."
"To extend our reach to the stars above.."
At this point, the girl, with really weird hair, struck a pose and said, "Jessie!"
Then, the blue haired male struck his own pose while announcing, "James!"
Then they continued on. "Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light. Surrender now, or prepare to fight!"
The cat like creature jumped in now, "Meowwwth, that's right!"
"Is it me or does that thing have a lisp..?" Riku said, staring at the people who were apparently 'Team Rocket'.
"But Jessie..we already have Pikachu..do we need to fight?"
Sora, fed up with it all, suddenly stepped foreword. "What ARE you? That Pikachu isn't even yours. It's that guys.." He waved his keyblade towards the still knocked out guy on the ground.
"You defeated Ash! Oh, goodie! We'll be off now! Hee heee hee."
Sora stepped in front of them, pointing the keyblade. "I won't let you, its not yours!" Scowling at Sora, Jessie pointed at Meowth.
"Make yourself useful, Meowth! Take care of the boy!"
The cat-thing, Meowth, rushed foreword and lunged at Sora only to get smacked right in the face with the keyblade. Recoiling, Meowth rushed back to Jessie and James.
Throwing up an arm, Sora shouted out "Thundaga!". The lightning struck Team Rocket, causing them to scream and let go of the jar holding the Pikachu.
"Team Rockets blasting off agaaaaaaaaiiinnn!" Team Rocket flew off to who knows where, turning into a twinkle in the distant sky.
Before anything else could happen, another figure, in a mess of tattered dirty clothing rushed up and grabbed the jar. "What the hell, dude?!" Riku snapped in annoyance at the random man. "My jar. Not yours. Mine." The man with dreadlocks grumbled, opening it and dumping the Pikachu out of it. "Little bugger.." The man then began scooping up dirt into the jar, ignoring Sora, Riku, and Kairi. Apparently Ash was still of no importance either.
"Hey, YOU! Just who are you!?" Kairi huffed, fed up with all the random people coming and going.
The man turned, jabbing himself in the chest with a finger. Then he waltzed up to the girl and gave her a sort of smirk. "I? Why. I'm Cap'n Jack Sparrow, love." Apparently Sora suffered brain damage after all his fights in the last game, so he doesn't quite remember Jack just yet.
Riku blinked, looking around the forest and taking a step towards the self-proclaimed captain. "So..wheres your ship then, Captain?" He asked, a grin forming on his lips. Jack turned, opening his mouth, then closing it without a single noise.
Suddenly he reached over, wrapping an arm around Kairi and dragging her into an embrace. Burrowing his head into her shoulder, the older man began to sob uncontrollably. "Oh..my pearl…the pearl..betrayed again..left stranded.." He managed out between sobs.
Kairi couldn't help but feel bad for the older man, even as he sobbed and drenched her shoulder in tears and snot. "Oh..Sora..can we help him? Please?" She begged, like a little girl wanting a puppy in a pet store.
Immediately Jack lifted his head, patting the girl on the shoulder. "Such a good girl. Right. So, will you help me claim back my ship, mates? I'll reward you quite handsomely. All the gold to your hearts content, aye. Rum too." He quickly added, trying to make it as convincing and tempting as possible. A pirate never keeps to his word, though. Especially Jack Sparrow.
Sighing, Sora rolled his eyes and glanced at Riku. "Well? It's not like we have anything better to do.."
Riku said, shrugging his shoulders. "Alright, its settled then! Come, follow me..uhm..do you have names,or shall I appoint you as scallywags and nothing more?" He asked, raising an eyebrow at the bunch.
"I'm Kairi!"
"Sora."
"Riku."
With the introductions complete, Jack nodded his head at the bunch and began to walk, keeping an arm conveniently around Kairi's shoulders. "Okay, you lot of cartoonish people, follow me and I shall explain the predicament on the way!"
Thus began the adventure to help the odd Captain Jack Sparrow reclaim his ship, the Black Pearl. Apparently Ash and his Pikachu are still of no importance as the group leaves the rabid rodent and K.O.'d kid in the forest.