Friday September 11th

In my room 10:00

You know, I sometimes wish I was just a regular teenage girl, living a regular teenage life, but in this case, it's not! Now I'm going to tell you the story of how my life went from normal drama, to "Is this real life?" drama, it all began on Tuesday (Monday was Labor Day, and we got the day off, lucky me :)!)

Tuesday September 8th

At my locker 7:35

I was standing around my locker watching videos of Yandere Simulator on my phone, when my man Brandon walked over to me and kissed me on the cheek.

"Hey babe, how was your weekend?" He asked. "It was ok, Brianna and I made out a bit when my parents went out for dinner, how was yours?" "I watched the video you sent me, you were really hot, you should go and film more pornos soon!" "I'll think about it, but I doubt I'll do it again." "That really sucks, anyways, I'm going off to class, later Nikki!" He then headed off to homeroom. It was only 7:39, so I continued to watch videos, until I was interrupted again, this time by my friend Jessica (Yeah, we're friends now, only MacKenzie still hates me a bit.) "Hey Nikki, I've got some bad news for you." She said. "Don't tell me, Principal Winston found out about the porno me, Chloe, and Marcy made, and we're getting expelled?!" "Wha-no, that's not what I was talking about! He wanted you to show these 3 new girls around the school." "Ok, so where are the girls?" "They haven't arrived yet, their plane from Tokyo just arrived." "NO WAY! We're getting transfer students from Japan?!" "Yeah, I was exited too!" "All I need is Google Translate, so I can talk to them." "The girls speak fluent English and Japanese, so you don't have to worry abou that!" "Ok, so should I wait in the front office?" Yeah, they'll be here in about 20 minutes, since you're helping out these girls today, you're allowed to miss homeroom. "Ok, but what if the girls all have different classes than me?" "We adjusted it so you all share the same classes." "Ok, thank you Jess, I'll be in the front office, see you later!" "Ok, bye Nikki!" I headed up front to the office and sat in one of the empty chairs. I waited for 20 minutes, no one came in. I was about to go and ask Jessica if she'd heard anything about them, when suddenly, the door burst open, and this girl came in and yelled

"Hello WCD, Haruhi has arrived!" This girl looked about 16, she wore one of those sailor suits girls wear in schools, and she had brown eyes and black hair with a yellow bow in it. "Hi, you must be one of the new transfer students, I'm Nikki Maxwell and I'll be showing you around the school today." I said as friendly as possible. "Hi there Nikki, I'm Haruhi Suzumiya, leader of the SOS Brigade, and these are my friends..." She looked around, but couldn't find her friends. "Hold on, they're probably in the hall still, they're both shy!" She ran back out into the hall, and a few seconds later, came back in, dragging in 2 other girls. The first one looked like she was 17, she had the same outfit Haruhi wore, and she had orange hair and eyes, not to mention, she kept trying to run back in the hall, so I can tell she was shy. The other girl looked around my age, she again wore the outfit, but she had purple hair and brown eyes, she was also a lot shorter than the other girls. "Nikki, these are my 2 besties; Mikuru Asahina, and Yuki Nagato, now just so you know, Mikuru is a time traveler, and Yuki is an alien!" Haruhi said, followed by Mikuru slapping her. "Haruhi you dumb bitch, you weren't suppose to tell anyone that!" "Relax, she still doesn't know Itsuki is an Esper!" "Now she does!" "Mikuru, don't you talk to your leader like that, am I going to have to force you to wear that bunny girl outfit again?" "NO! I-I don't want to wear that!" "Then don't ever slap me again, only Kyon can, in certain areas..." This was beginning to get awkward.

"Hey, it's getting late, can we head to our first class now?" I asked. "Yeah sure! By the way, 2 of my other friends are arriving later on today, if that's ok?" Haruhi asked. "Sure, what are their names?" "Well, there's Ryoko Asukura, she's also an alien, and there's Tsuruya, she and me are both normal humans." "Can't wait to meet them, anyways, let's go to class!" I walked out of the office, while Haruhi dragged her 2 friends, but before we could make it to class, we ran into the T-Rex queen herself, MacKenzie Hollister. Calling her a mean girl is an understatement, she's a Facehugger in a jean jacket and lipgloss!

"Nikki, shouldn't you and your new friends be out working at the strip club or something?" She sneered. I was about to mention her seal friends at the circus, when Haruhi said "Hell no! I will not let my friends be insulted, Yuki, use your powers to defeat that whore!" Yuki looked up for her book, then looked back down, and after a few seconds, she replied

"No, this human is not worth the effort of a fight, there's is approximately a 0.01% chance she can win a fight against me." "Are you saying I look weak? I'll show you weak, you bitch!" MacKenzie began to run at Yuki, but right before she could punch her in the face, she lifted up her arm, causing MacKenzie to stop running. "Wha-I can't move, what's going on?!" She panicked. "I am currently hacking your data that will hinder your movement, you cannot win in this fight, no matter what you do, I'll always have the upper hand In the fight." Yuki replied. "Sure, like you can win, I'll believe it when I see it!" Yuki lifted her arm into the air, causing MacKenzie to crash into the ceiling, then she dropped her onto the floor. After getting up, MacKenzie slowly backed up, before running off as fast as her Jimmy Choo flip flops could carry her.

"Wow, Yuki, I guess you really are an alien!" I gasped. She nodded, then went back to reading her book (which upon closer inspection, was some Japanese hentai!) Well, we've finally made it to home room, I'll be seeing you all, a little later. (No, I'll be in the next chapter, I just wanted to quote the Ghost Host!)

Football Field 10:00

It's been 2 hours since I met Haruhi and her friends, they're actually really cool! It was time for gym, and everyone is playing football, except the cheer squad, they'll be cheering them on, so lucky me :)! After I changed into my cheerleading outfit, I went over to my friends Brittany and Kim (Yeah, I know she was in 12th grade, but she's also sort of a special teacher aid here.)

"Hey girls, you ready to cheer?" I asked. "Not quite Nikki, we're short 6 girls, we can't do our show without them!" Brittany replied. Haruhi must have overheard our problem, because she snuck up behind me. "Did you say you're short some girls? Me and my friends would be happy to take over!" She said. "Well we can't just let anyone on the team, do you have any experience as a cheerleader in the past?" "Yeah, Mikuru and I were cheerleaders during a baseball game, as for Yuki, she'll do anything I ask without a problem." "Alright, I suppose you girls could help us out, but we're still short 3 girls." "Hold on, I might be able to help again, my other friends have also done some cheerleading, they just arrived, I'll be right back!" Haruhi ran out of the gym room, and about a minute later, she came back, dragging 2 different girls. They both wore the same sailor suit school uniform (Must be popular in Japan!), the first girl looked relatively nice maybe about 16, and had blue hair and eyes, and the second girl looked a bit older than the others, maybe 17, and she had green hair and eyes, and oddly enough, she also had sharp teeth, almost like an alligators pair.

"These are my other friends, this is Ryoko Asakura, and this is Tsuruya!" Before me or Brittany could say a word, Tsuruya began to talk. "OMG, hi! You must be Nikki Maxwell! Haruhi has told me all about you, I'm Tsuruya, I don't have a last name, you'd think I would, but I don't, which is crazy, by the way, is it true you're dating the hottest guy in the school-wait! Don't answer that, I know it's a yes, I saw the guy named Brandon in the hall on..." By then, I had lost focus and began to ignore what she said, I was thinking of a more important question, like "Do penguins have knees?" After Tsuruya rambled on about stuff for a few minutes, she finally stopped. I looked at Ryoko, she seemed really bored with that talk. "Is she always like that?" I asked her. "Yes, Miss Tsuruya is a talker. I'm Ryoko Asakura by the way." She politely bowed, which I guess is something they do in Japan. "Yeah I know, Haruhi told me about you, I'm Nikki Maxwell." "Pleasure to meet you Miss Maxwell." She bowed again. "Please, I'd rather you call me Nikki." "Ok, as you wish!" Before we could continue talking, Haruhi had stuck her head between us and said

"Hey! I think we have enough girls to start cheering!" "No we're still short a girl, we've got to find someone else to fill in the last space, and before..." I was interrupted by the gym doors opening, and the whole gym going silent. I turned around and noticed another girl there, this time, she had our cheerleading outfit on, so she was a student here, she was around the age of 16, but her body made her look 19, she also had tanned skin, black hair, and green eyes. Haruhi was the first to speak after a while.

"It got so quiet, is she like the class president or something?" "No, that's Sasha Blaze, one of the hottest and most popular cheerleaders here, she's been gone since May of last year, everyone thought she moved to another school, but I guess not!" Brittany replied. Sasha ran up to us and gave Brittany a giant bear hug. "OMG, I've missed you so much Brittany, did the squad miss me too?!" She asked. "We've all missed you, where've you been all this time?" "I got a really bad case of mono after a really hot and kinky make out with Jason, you know I'm glad Jessica broke up with him, he and I make a WAY better couple!" "Agreed! Anyways, we've got to cheer, the games about to start!" After everyone got into their outfits, we got onto the football field and began to cheer on the jocks. I wasn't sure if Haruhi and her friends were able to do it, but they were amazing, they might have done better than Kim (And she was a Mad Dog, so that's something.) After the class was over, I was telling Brittany we should let them join the squad, since then we'd have 9 members, and then we'd only need one more for a full team, when I was suddenly pulled aside by Sasha. "Hey, you're Nikki Maxwell, right?" She asked. "Yeah, what's up?" "There's something I need to tell you about, we need to speak in private." "The janitors closet has always worked for me and my friends." "Ok, let's go there." After we walked into the closet, Sasha closed the door and locked it (Although I think the lock is busted). "Alright, before I begin, you must promise to never tell anyone about this!" She said. "Ok, whatever it is, I'll take it to the grave!" "Well, this is difficult to say, but, I've got issues." "What kind of issues, and if you don't mind me asking, why'd you pick me to tell you about your issues?" "I've seen your replies to letters on Miss Know it All, and I figured I'd talk to her in person." "That's sweet, so what's your issue?" "Well, I'm bisexual, and one of the reasons I haven't been in school, is because my hormones have been out of control." "How out of control?" "Just last week, I raped Jason so hard, he's in a coma now!" "That's really bad!" "I know, all I need is one person that'll be able to make me have an orgasm, and I think that'll cure it!" "What makes you think an orgasm would cure it, and where are you getting at with this?" "I had the same problem a year ago, but once I had an orgasm from masturbating, I felt better." "So go ahead and masturbate, don't mind me!" "It won't work, I tried it about 15 times, I'm still the same, maybe I need to have an orgasm with a partner!" "So what are you saying, you want me, Nicole J Maxwell, to make you have an orgasm?" "Your name is Nicole?" "Yeah, if you tell anyone, your secret will be shared!" "Ok, noted, anyways, are you going to help me out?" After thinking about it long and hard (That's what I said ;)), I finally said

"Alright, for the safety of others, I'll make you have an orgasm, but I must warn you, I'm very kinky!" "And I'll apologize in advance if I hurt you in any way, once I'm turned on, there's no shutting me down until I've had an orgasm!"

FIRST LEMON (FINALLY!)

Sasha pushed me against the door and shoved her hand up my shirt, and proceeded to rub my breasts, while making out with me. So I quickly returned the favor my shoving my hand down her skirt and rubbing her pussy, now even though we've been doing this for less than a minute, this girl was already soaking wet!

"Geez, I haven't even started yet, are you going to cum already?" I teased. "I don't cum THAT easy, but maybe if we stripped of our outfits, that might help!" She replied, while seductivly playing around with my pigtails. "I thought you'd never ask!" I quickly stripped myself of my cheerleader outfit, while Sasha did the same, and let me tell you, holy shit, she has an AWESOME body! "Damn, you look amazing Sasha, no wonder all the guys like you!" I said. "Thank you Nikki, you yourself look very nice as well!" She replied. "Alright, now let's get down to..." Before I could finish my sentence, someone opened the door, I was worried it was a teacher, but when we turned around, it was only Haruhi. She stared at us for a few seconds, I figured she'd close the door and never speak of this again, but I was certainly wrong!

"You girls mind if I join you?" She asked. I was a bit shocked at first, I mean I just met Haruhi a few hours ago, but her body looked really good as well, or is that my horniness talking? "You want to join us, but why?" Sasha asked. "Well, I've never had sex with a girl before, sure I've had sex with Yuki, and I raped Mikuru, but they're aliens and time travelers, I've never had sex with a human girl, let alone two!" "What about Tsuruya, isn't she human?" I asked. "We tried it once, but she had no idea how to 69 right, she's not lesbian material!" "So you're saying that you're a lesbian virgin?" "Pretty much, yeah." "In that case, you can join us!" "Great, I'll strip ASAP!" Haruhi quickly stripped of her sailor uniform and began to make out with me, which I can tell she's had some experience doing so in the past. While I was making out with Haruhi, I got a great idea on how to make Sasha have an orgasm! I grabbed the duster off the shelf and began to fuck her pussy with it, while still making out with Haruhi (Sorry Brandon, but she's the best kisser in my book :)!) By now, my pussy was really wet, so I took Haruhi's hand and began to finger my pussy with it, while she did the same with my hand, OMG it was so deep and warm inside! But of course, me being me, I had my orgasm within a minute.

"Aw man, stupid Nikki, you came too early, penalty!" Haruhi pushed me onto my knees and forced my head to her pussy, I guess my penalty is I have to eat Haruhi out, just great :(! So I began to eat her out, and after just a mere 15 seconds, she had her orgasm in my mouth. I figured now was a good time for revenge for calling me stupid! "Stupid Haruhi, you came too early, penalty!" I pushed her next to Sasha, and I forced her to do a 69. Sasha happily ate away Haruhi's pussy, but the other one, she was a bit slower. After 3 minutes of this 69, Sasha cried out "Oh shit, I can't hold it anymore, I'm going to cum!" That's when she had a huge, and I do mean HUGE orgasm all over the place, this orgasm made Jessica's orgasms look like she masturbated twice in an hour!

FIRST LEMON IS OVER!

Me and Haruhi were drenched in Sasha's cum, while she tried to catch her breath.

"Holy shit Sasha, that was the biggest orgasm I ever saw!" I gasped. "Really? I masturbated just 3 days ago, that's nothing compared to what happens when I wait a whole week, it can fill almost a whole toilet tank there's so much juice, they don't call me the Master Blaster for nothing!" Sasha replied. "You both were amazing, I should get you girls to teach Tsuruya how to have lesbian sex properly!" Haruhi said. "As long as she wears the maid outfit she wore at the festival, I'm game!" "Great, is Friday after school ok for you?" "Friday? No way, that's the WCD Fall Talent show!" "What's that?" "We have a talent show 2 times a year, once in the Spring, once in the Fall, the grand prize is an appearance on the TV show 15 Minutes of Fame, but since that's a show that never existed, instead for this year, the grand prize for fall is an appearance on The Voice!" "That's awesome, is it too late to sign up?" "No, sign ups are due on Thursday." "I'm signing up, me and my friends have had some experience singing in the past." "Good luck trying to beat the 2 winners from last year!" "Who were they?" "Mac's Maniacs and Actually I'm Not Really Sure Yet." "What kind of band name is Actually I'm Not Really Sure Yet?! Whoever came up with that name must be stupid!" "Haruhi, that's MY band you just insulted!" "Did I say stupid? I meant gifted and talented!" "That's how I got a record deal and a TV show!" "So cool, maybe if I win this, I can get a 3rd season of my show on the air!" "You think you have what it takes to win?" "Yeah, I've had experience with bands before." "But I still think..." Before I could finish what I was saying, the door opened again (Someone better fix this lock ASAP!), I looked up, and saw Brandon, standing there with Yuki. After he checked out our naked bodies, he closed the door, I guess he was I shock of what he saw, and couldn't say anything.

"Come on, let's get out of here before anyone else catches us!" Sasha said. So we quickly got dressed and left the closet, and now it seems it's time for our next class, so I'll be seeing you all a little later (For real this time, the next chapter is a POV chapter).