Disclaimer: I Don't own Spitfire. Just her deusional Kitteh.

I also don't own Shel Silverstein's ExactlyWhat

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Artemis Crock was in the med-bay with an injury. She was going to be fine, but she needed rest for a few days. Unfortunately she also had a cold. As such she was high on painkillers and cold medicine. The results? Well…

Wally West was on Artemis watch.

"I have a cold."

"I know."

"And a cat."

"Artemis I am aware of that."

"But my cat is not cold."

"That's because they have fur." Wally sighed.

"Are you jealous?" She said as she played with her hair. Wally had the urge to reach out and touch it.

"Of what? Are you high?"

"Yes. On cold medicine. Are you jealous?"

"No but this is hilarious... gooood thing there's cameras. I'm never gonna let you live this down."

"My cat is fuzzier than your cat."

"I don't have a cat," Wally reminded her as he rolled his eyes.

"Exactly."

"Exactly what?"

"Hey, you're not Shel Silverstien."

"Huh?"

"Forget it."

"And if I did how would you know?"

"Did what?"

"Have a cat"

"Duuuuuude have you seen my cat? He's a big ball of fuzz."

"Dude you've been spending too much time with me that's my catchphrase!

"Baywatch! Yeah?"

"I don't see your name on it! And he plays dead."

"So?"

"So you're jealous 'cause my cat is better than your nonexistent cat."

"I don't have a- of for the love of- go to bed!"

"Ok, ... as soon as I find my cat."

"Artemis just..."

But it was too late. She had already drifted off to a cat dream land. Wally placed a gentle kiss on her forehead.

"Sweet dreams spitfire. You'll need them 'cause you'll be so embarrassed when you wake."

AN:

Sorry about the spacing.

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BASED ON MAH REAL LIFE KITTEH….. I did not have a cold when I wrote this… I'm naturally insane.

Also my senses are telling me that this story is going to get flames. So I say: There was physical interaction… and dialogue. Leave me alone. I spaced it like that to make it easier to read. You are not the police. It's not your mission in life to police me. I'm sorry if I was rude but y'all remember what happened to the blogs right?

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