Ants In His Pants
Story #: 0061
by Kaline Reine
WARNINGS: Incest with almost the whole family in this first chapter. If you can handle this, you can handle anything. There are all kinds of crazy sex in this story, so I suggest you don't read at all if that kind of thing bothers you.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto, or anything else from the show. Masashi Kishimoto is a genius, and I love his work.
Chapter 1:
His hand slipped deliciously over his rigid flesh. He pumped it up and down, going as fast as he could. Itachi moaned as he came in his hand for the fourth time.
His erection didn't even attempt to fade. He didn't soften at all. But he also hadn't stopped touching himself.
"Oh yes! Oh gods yes! Mhmm..."
Orochimaru had warned him about something like this. But that was before he was kicked out of the village for his evil experiments. This had been one of his less-important ones, regarding prolonging erections in male Ninja. Itachi didn't know what the Sannin had injected him with, but whatever it was it made him horny as hell!
There was no way he could go out of his room like this... And so, he kept on pumping, stroking and teasing himself until he couldn't stand it anymore.
Mikoto knocked on his door. There was no answer. She didn't know Itachi couldn't answer, because of what was going on. She opened the door, expecting to find him still asleep. What she got was an eyeful of her oldest son's throbbing hard cock. It was even bigger than Fugaku's.
"Oh my gods! Itachi!"
It was a cry of surprise; one of shock. But Itachi didn't take it that way. "Oh, yessss... Kaasan... Nnnnh!" He whined because he needed release so badly. "P-please h-help me! Ahhh..."
He spilled himself all over his soaked sheets and was immediately hard again. He was so sexy, so virile... She just couldn't help herself.
'Snap out of it, Mikoto!' She told herself. 'This is your son! You can't really do that!' But she could, and she would.
Itachi had meant for her to help him by finding a way to stop this from continuing. But obviously Mikoto had mistaken his request. Before he could explain the situtation to her, she had stepped inside and closed the door. She was already pulling her apron off.
'Damn the rest of the family!' She thought selfishly. 'Let them cook their own fucking food for a change! It's about time someone noticed me for the sexy woman that I am... Even if it is my son.'
She took hold of Itachi's shaft, startling him. He gasped when her tongue licked at the tip, wiping off some of the thick precum that had already formed there.
"K-kaasan! N-no don't!"
She didn't say anything, but now his length was inside her feisty mouth, and there was nothing he could do about it. Mikoto was really good at this. She pushed him backwards onto the bed, and pulled his pajamas the rest of the way off. Now he was naked, while she still had on her usual lavender dress. She wasn't even going to take it off.
Itachi's eyes went wide when she mounted him, obviously not even caring about the fact that they shared the same blood. Mikoto began grinding up and down on his swollen cock. She moaned loudly, causing Fugaku to hear.
He rushed down the hall, thinking she was being hurt, or something was wrong. He was startled to hear wild, loud moans coming from Itachi's room. 'Does he have a girl in there?' He wondered, barging in.
"Oh shit!" Mikoto looked at her husband, ashamed. There really were no words to explain what was happening in there. She still didn't stop riding Itachi. Oh no, that was far too much fun for her to stop. If she was going to get in trouble anyway, then she'd might as well get to finish! The loud moaning continued...
Fugaku took in the scene for a moment. Itachi bucked his hips like a madman into his mother, who rode him like the sexy goddess she was. 'Oh yeah, that's why I married her!' He thought sadistically... Wait, this was their son! There was just no way...
"Well if she can do it, I can do it!" He muttered, walking over to the bed. "Mind if I join you?"
Mikoto shook her head no, but she didn't stop. She loved the way Itachi's huge arousal filled her all the way. She was taking him deep, and loving every second of it. He was too, if his incoherent moans, and mewling pleas were any indication. He was completely helpless when he was like this. They didn't know what had overcome their son, but whatever it was they knew he needed someone to help him.
It was silent in the big room, except for the moans coming from Itachi. Mikoto gently maneuvered them, so that he was on top. The whole time he never even stopped thrusting.
Fugaku dipped two fingers into the warm, wet substance that was coating his son's bed. He'd been very busy this morning, obviously. He wasted no time in rubbing his son's essence all over himself, until he was rock hard too. He slid one finger into Itachi's ass, preparing and stretching him by adding more soon after. He felt Itachi's muscles clenching tightly around his fingers, and he knew that this was going to be one hot fuck.
He'd had threesomes with his wife before. Mostly with Madara, before he went all psycho and left the village. But now, they had an even more fitting replacement, perhaps...
"Itachi... Oh, you're so hot. As expected from my son, of course."
With a cocky, arrogant smirk, he slid into Itachi's ass, filling him deeply from behind. Every time Itachi would thrust into Mikoto, Fugaku would thrust into him, and then he would be press his ass against his father's waiting cock. Itachi whined and moaned, and eventually he came this way.
Despite this, the three of them just kept going at it, until at last Mikoto and Fugaku were spent. By the end of it, they had gone about three or four rounds with their oldest son. And he was still hard and close to orgasm again!
"What the fuck is wrong with you, Itachi-san?" Fugaku asked, wide-eyed with shock.
By this point, Itachi was nothing but a quivering mass of fuck-flesh. He just needed sex, and he needed it now! He pulled on his slim, black shiny leather jeans, and made an effort to stop touching himself. But that didn't make the hardness go away. He couldn't even talk for the needy whimpers and mewls that would escape each time he opened his mouth to speak. But he indicated to them that he would be back later, as his parents lay exhausted in his bed.
A few minutes later, a sleepy Sasuke emerged from his room. "Kaasan, Tousan...? Nii-san? Where is everybody?" He wondered outloud, clearly puzzled by the strangeness. "Why didn't anybody wake me up? Fucking idiots..."
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Itachi wandered the streets of Konoha, in search of someone else to have fun with. He happened across a cute blonde boy that he knew was one of Sasuke's friends. He reminded him vaguely of an old lover of his, Deidara.
"Good morning, Itachi-san. Why isn't Sasuke-kun with you?" He asked ignorant as usual.
"Come with me, Naruto-kun," Itachi grabbed him, and pulled him into a nearby restaurant.
Naruto kept giving him questioning looks, but Itachi pulled him into the bathroom with him. He was frantic with need, and the naive clueless look in this boy's eyes were not helping him any!
"Pants... Nngh... Down, now!" He ordered.
Naruto chose not to reply, but he did as asked. "Itachi-kun, what are you doing?" He still had no clue.
'Man is this kid fucking dumb!' Itachi thought, through his haze of lust. 'It almost makes me not want to do this... almost.'
He flipped the blonde over on the counter, and began fisting his limp dick from behind. Naruto responded by moaning. "Wha-...? I don't get it..."
"Just... Ah! Mhmm... shut up already! We're going to... Nnnhhh... I'm gonna... Oh, Naruto-kun, just shut the hell up you retarded idiot!"
"Usuratonkach-iiiiiiiiiiiiii!!" He pronounced the last syllable with overkill, as he was penetrated roughly from behind.
Itachi rode him like an animal, not caring at all for the boy's feelings.
"Oh, now I get it... I think."
Itachi felt like slapping him, he really did. But he settled for slapping his sexy little ass instead. It didn't take long before Naruto's insides were coated with Itachi's cum.
He left the boy laying face down on the counter of the public bathroom, and after zipping up his pants he was already gone.
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A/N: No, Naruto is NOT sexy! But in this fic... I had to write him as if he were actually sexy. Lol. For Itachi's sake. Let's see... Who else will Itachi get to play with? Mwahaha! I've never done any ItaNaru before, and I know it wasn't serious at all but that's the only way I could get through that scene, I'm sorry. It is ItachiXeveryone. But really, this is an ItaSasu fic. You'll see why later... much later. I see a lot of people making Sasuke a whore in their fics, well in this one it's Itachi's turn, yay! Even his parents, LMAO. I couldn't resist it was just too funny. Hope you liked it anyway. Oh, and I take requests for who you want to see Itachi screw! Maybe not in the next chapter, but I will try to eventually work them into the fic. ;) This one may be slow going b/c of some of my other fics, sorry.
-Kaline Reine