Chapter 1: Meet the Contestants
The camera swoops down to the island, revealing Y2J Chris Jericho with his back to the camera and arms outstretched.
"Welcome to Wrestling is Survivor" Jericho shouts then turns to face the camera
"Im your host the very first and greatest undisputed champion and king if the world Y2J Chris Jericho. But enough about me lets meet the victims eh i mean contestants. First up team one captain the slightly dim witted but loveable Eugene"
"Yeah im Survivor" Engene said, clapping his hands and jumping up and down
"Thats right Eugene. Not only that but your team captain"
"Im captain?"
"Thats right Eugene" Chris answered
"Yay" Eugene cheered and made his way to the camp
"Our next contestant for team one is the extreme firey red head from raw, im talking about the lovely Lita" Chirs said, as Lita appeared
"I never agreed to this" Lita protested
"Too bad, your here so you might as well stay" Chris said, shoving Lita towards the camp where Eugene was already situated
"Contestant numero three. The man who calls himself the game, who will surly do everything in his power to win this one, im talking about the jackass himself HHH"
"Who you calling a jackass" HHH demanded, getting right in Jerchio's face
"Hey watch it. Im the host here so get your ass into that jungle" Chris demanded "Oh and ill take this as well" Chirs said, taking the world heavyweight title off of Hunters shoulder
"Hey thats mine" HHH shouted angrily
"Im the host and i get to do what i like, now get moving i still have people to anounce" Chris shouted back
"Right now thats behind us let me introduce you to our next contestant, From the smackdown roster, he calls himself the doctor of thuganomics the U.S Champion John Cena"
"Yo" John said as he approached, then started to rap
"Im gonna win this, make those" But he was shortly inturpted
"Hey save all that rap crap for when your in the jungle ok" Chirs said, while John stared daggers at Chris as he entered.
"Next up also from the Smackdown roster the WWE Champion John Bradshaw Layfeild" Chris anounced, as JBL entered using his mobile phone.
"Well you tell Mr Mcmachon that i refuse to do this....... what strip me of my title thats unfair im JBL im the WWE Champion i shouldn't be doing this........ i dont care if HHH is doing it as well i don't want to...." JBL slammed his phone shut " Dammit"
"You quite done" Chris asked in a bored tone
"Why ain't you in there" JBL demanded
"Because Vince chose me to be the host" Chris responded
"Thats not fair i could of done that"
"Lifes not fair, not get in the jungle" Chris shouted
"Why did i agree to this" Jericho sighed under his breath "Right our next contestant raw's very own diva serch winner Christy Hemme"
"Hi Chirs" Christy said, then went into the jungle.
"Now on to our second team, first up team captin, why he is ill never know its Captain Carisma himself Christian"
"Ha im team leader, everyone mush answer to me HAHAHAHAHA" Christian said before entering his camp. with was the opposite side form the other teams camp.
"Right" Chris said. Scared by what he just seen "Next up we have the so called king of coolness Carlito Caribbean Cool"
"This isn't cool, im not doing it" Carlito protested
"Shut up and enter will you" Chris demanded. Carlito just stared for a while before biteing his apple "Don't even try it" Chirs said.
Carlito just stared for a few seconds then went into the camp
"Our next contestant is the blonde headed, silicone enhanced slut, who also happens to be womens champ Trish Stratus"
"Very funny Jericho" Trish spat at Chris
"I know i am Trish, it's a great gift. Now get your slutty ass into that jungle" Chris replied
"Next up we have the legend killer himself the former world heavyweight champion Randy Orton"
"This will be so easy" Randy said then smirked as he entered
"Next we have a former womens champion Victoria"
Victoria enters without a word
"And finally the last contestant the sixteen time world heavyweight champion Ric Flair"
"WOOOOOOOO" Ric said as he approached Jericho "I am gonna win this WOOOOOOO" Ric said then entered the jungle.
"Well thats it folks all the contestants are now in, tune in next time to see what happens on their first day.
Team 1 (A.K.A Eugene's team)
Eugene Lita HHH John Cena JBL Christy
Team 2 (A.K.A Christians's team)
Christian Carlito Trish Stratus Randy Orton Victoria Ric Flair