This is co-written by Seshoyasha and myself, lch8292. Hope you like it! Uhm… we don't own anything besides our slightly hentai minds… and our sense of humor. Oh, none of the characters we added, they are their own people.
. Chapter 1: The First Day .
Inu awoke with a start ears flattened against his head.
"INUYASHA GET UP" screamed Kagome.
"What in hell are you doing here?" said Inu who would have yelled but was too tired.
"Today is the start of our transfer school you idiot!"
"Why are you in my house?"
"Oh your mom let me in. NOW GET UP!"
"GOD DAMMIT WENCH THAT HURTS MY EARS!" screamed Inuyasha in return.
"Good now hurry up or we will be late," said an infuriated Kagome.
"GET THE HELL OUTTA MY ROOM SO I CAN CHANGE!"
"Fine." She turned and left.
The hanyou looked at the clock and saw he really was late. He jumped out of bed and grabbed his signature red baggy clothes. (A/N no uniforms in this) He quickly put them on, then opened the door to see Kagome standing there taping her foot. She dragged him off down the street, lecturing him about being prompt.
By the time they got to school the bell had already rung but luckily their teacher was late so they stood outside the classroom waiting. They looked around and saw everyone else talking and they just stared feeling uncomfortable. Just then they saw their two friends, Sango and Miroku also feeling uncomfortable and they walked over to them. All four had just transferred from the same school. All of a sudden they heard a WHAM on the wall around the corner. They walked over to look just like everyone else did. What they saw was a kid beating up a much larger kid.
"Tsk tsk." that would be Keisuke beating up Fisher... already." Somebody whispered in their ears.
Once the scene was over, they turned around and saw the kid who had told them what was going on. "Hiya!" she said, bouncing up and down. "My name is Lesley." She informed them while she stopped bouncing. She was wearing cat ears and was also Japanese, just like them. "You guys must be new! Wait one sec, ok?"
She wandered off into the crowd, gathering a few people. They noticed one kid as the short Asian they saw beating up the white kid just a few minutes before. "This is Keisuke, Ruthie-chan, Oddree, Cal, and Meheen!" She introduced, pointing to everyone.
"Hi!" Ruthie, Keisuke, Meheen, and Oddree all yelled enthusiastically. Cal just stood there.
"Hi." He muttered, then walked off.
"You will get used to him." Said Keisuke.
"Eventually…" Lesley said dramatically.
"Hey! I know you! You're like, a cousin of mine on my mom's side!" Inu exclaimed, pointing at Keisuke.
"Oh yeah… And who are the rest?" Keisuke asked.
"I'm Kagome."
"I'm San------- stupid lecher." SMACK! "Anyway, I'm Sango and this is Miroku but I prefer hentai, asshole, lecher, idiot, pervert, and a number of other various things. SMACK! Miroku had grabbed Sango's butt again and everyone turned after they heard the sound of Sango's hand connect with Miroku's face.
"He never learns." Sango sighed to her new group of friends.
Keisuke then walked over to Cal and his group of friends.
"Who are they?" asked Kagome.
"Oh them? That's Elliott and that's Jodi." Said Ruthie.
Just then, the teacher arrived. "He is so gay." Meheen whispered in their ears.
"And he stutters a lot." Said Oddree.
They then walked into math, their first class. "We-we-welcome to m-m-math class."
The rest of the day passed rather uneventfully.
At first, Cal, Elliott, and Jodi didn't hang out with the new students. Keisuke got them to just by being annoying and they would sit with them at lunch, and stuff, so they learned that Inuyasha was an atheist and anarchist too, along with liking punk and hating Bush so they became friends quickly, and with the rest of the gang.
They all started out for home… and learned they literally lived right next door and across the street from each other!
Everyone had very peaceful dreams that night. Next day, they walked to school together, them being neighbors and all.
"Oh my god! Inuyasha, you were up before someone!" Kagome yelled as Keisuke rushed out of his house.
"Shuttup!" Inuyasha yelled, as Keisuke ran to catch up with them.
"Hurry up!" yelled Cal.
"God, he is really slow sometimes," said Jody.
"Only sometimes!" Lesley asked, jokingly.
"I don't want to stand here forever!" said Elliott.
"He is slow like that a lot," Jody told his new friends.
"Shaddup!" they heard Keisuke yell.
"Why don't you run, dumbass!" asked Meheen.
"Least I'm not a lesbo like you." Said Keisuke as he finally caught up.
"So's your mom." Said Meheen.
"Then why am I here?" asked Keisuke.
"You're adopted. No one loves you."
"Hey, at least I don't cross dress."
"But Keisuke! With ears you look like such a cute girl!" Lesley squealed, giggling.
"You always get help… No fair…"
Meheen just laughed.
"Don't worry. This is a daily event." Said Ruth to Sango who thought they looked an awful lot like two people she knew.
"I'm used to it. Kags and Inu do it all the time too." Said Sango.
SMACK! Get your dirty hands off me, you hentai you!"
BAM! That doesn't mean you can go for other girls." Said Lesley, who had thrown an eraser, hitting the lecher square between the eyes, stopping him from going after Oddree.
Miroku picked up the eraser and handed it back to Lesley. "Thank you." BAM! She had thrown it again but had missed and hit the back of Elliott's head. "Ehehehe… whoops…" Keisuke started laughing hard and Elliott hit him on his arm.
"Owww…"
"Hey Inu," Jody called. "Let's play body shot."
"Ok." They proceeded to start smacking each other. They kept going until finally, "Goddamit you win!"
"Ha!" said a grinning Jody.
Once they reached school, they went to their first class, P.E. that they all managed to be in at the same time. The P.E. teacher handed out the hideous, very small, uniforms and said to go change. Everyone did. Except Cal.
"Why aren't you full dressed out Cal", the P.E. teacher said.
"I will keep my dignity thank you very much".
"I'm cold" complained Ruthie.
Odree and Lesley were busy admiring everyone's socks. "I knew this was a good day to wear my soccer socks", Odree said.
"My socks have little kitties on the back aren't they so cute" Lesley said. "All the bays have such boring socks all black or white".
"I know... No designs at all..."
"Should we doodle on some socks and give them some better socks someday?"
"Mehbeh..."
"Go run laps!" the teacher barked.
"How many?" someone asked.
"4, now run!"
The gang split up into groups even thought they really didn't have to, girls slightly ahead of the guys, though Elliott and Jody occasionally went in front of them, before falling behind to walk with Inu and Cal. Keisuke however, ran the whole thing, overlapping both groups.
Next the gang headed for Science. And they had the same stuttering teacher.
"We-we-welcome to Science class. As you see, I am your Sci-sci-science teacher as well as your m-m-math teacher."
"Why don't we get to know one another?" They went around the classroom. Meheen, Ruthie, Audrey, Chloe, Sara, Jody, Elliott, Cal, Lesley, Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Nick, Fisher, Josephine, Katie, Adrien, and Thomas. (A/N May possibly be adding more as we go.)
In drama, Roland and Lesley were arguing.
"Fair love, you faint with the wandering of the wood, and I have forgot our way…"
"No, no, no! It's 'fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood. And to speak troth, I have forgot out way.'"
"We'll rest us Hermia, if you think it good and tarry for the comfort of one day."
"The day, Rolando, the day."
"Oh fine then, the day."
"Even WE'VE memorized it now!" Ruth teased, indicating herself and Oddree, grinning.
"Here, I'll say the whole thing for you." Lesley said then recited, "Fair love, you faint with wandering in the wood, and to speak troth, I have forgot our way. We'll rest us Hermia, if you think it good, and tarry for the comfort of the day. One turf shall serve as pillow for us both. One heart, one bed, two bosoms and one trough!"
"Fair love, you faint with wandering of the wood, and I have forgot our way. We'll rest Hernia, and tarry for the comfort of one day. One turf shall serve as pillow for both of us, one heart, one bed, two bosoms, and one trough!"
"Good… if we were improvising! But we're memorizing!" Lesley scolded as she yelled at Roland again.
"Well… Sor-ry!" Lesley stormed off so she wouldn't try and kill him. Drama was not a success that day.
Well… that's the first chapter… what do you think so far?