The Gadsden Purchase/One Direction/Juan-Pablo- The most incredible storie of all time

"Okay" says Polk. He smiles a little bit, mostly on the right side tho.

"Thx." Says Mr. Gadsden. "I will be going on my way now, tomorrow." Polk smiles again, this time on his left side, with a subtle crinkle in his right eye.

The next two days from now, he left on his way to New Mexico to buy some land for da country. Along the way, he stops in a quiet saloon, because he is quite thirsty and he is wanting to quench his thirst. Then he left, and walked across street for a second.

When suddenly…he decided he was thirsty again, so we went back in the saloon.

At that moment then, he heard the "Good, Bad, and the Ugly" theme song. In slow motion, he turned his head (in slow motion) to phase the door, squinting in anger. The room falls silent then.

Suddenly…a tall man cums strutting in the room, with a guns in his pockets. Was it just his fingers though? Mr. Gadsden cudn't b sure. IT WAS HARRY STYLES. This was the best because he was a HUGE 1D fan. Woohooooo (not the sims way, don't b getting 2 excited).

BUT THEN, OUT OF NO WHERE…Louis comes in too. It was at this moment then, that Mr. Gadsden decided he had had enough time without them. So, he got himself up at this moment, and walks across the room to the bathroom. After he had peed, he walked back out again to see them.

WHEN SUDDENLY he jumps onto Harry, angry that Harry had never loved him the way Harry had loved Lou(truly, deepy, madly). Lou (the nickname of LOUIS (from 1D)) got hella pissed and jumped on Gadsden. Harry was hella pissed too because now he had two bastards on his back. It was at this moment then that JUAN PABLO…came into the room.

Juan decided to sit down, b/c he was tired.

Gadsden notices this in the middle of the fight, and says "Hold up guys, I gotta talk to Juan over der."

"Oh okay." LOuis and Harry says. And they leaf.

Mr. Gadsden sits down with the misterius Juan P-dog, who has 13 gurlz waiting outside.

"Okay. Gonna make this quick." Says Gadsden. "So, I got dis railroad to build, ya know what I meen?"

P-dog nods his head up and down 4 times, showing that he does understand.

"K. Good. So I want sum of your land. K?"

P-dog repeets the action, but differently this time, with…5 nods. What could this mean?

"I got some millions for you, okay?" Gadsden says, ready to make his final purchase. Juan agrees and they sign it.

WHEN SUDDENLY. Harry and Lou walk back in the saloon quietly, and sit down for a drink. "I'LL HAVE THE BEST BEER!" they both whisper, trying not 2 disturd the purchase.

That's when it was signed, and the Gadsden Purchase was made. This is a true story. I learned it from my friend, he is always real smart, you know, he goes to school. Feel free to use in projects and such, just remember to give credit to me.

Hope you guys enjoyed! I think ims getting a little better. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxxoxo