Uhm... First off, this is a troll fic. Erm, second off, this is shit. Complete shit. Your eyes will likely be bleeding by the time your done. Anyways, have fun with going blind.
keneh wuz walken down the stret an lok at a papor in hiz hend. it sed 'met mi at perk plece' so keneh get monopoly an wen tu perk plece. he saw lee.
'hey lee' keneh sed smilein.
'hi ken' lee sed.
'y did u wan me to b here' keneh ask.
'i wan to tel u sum ting' lee sed blushign.
'waht iz et'keneh ask.
'wel i tink i luv u' lee sed blush
keneh blush. 'i luv u to' keneh sed smile.
'u do' lee ask serprised.
'yup' keneh sed kissin lee.
'wow' lee sed smile 'wanna met mi dughtor'
'sure' keneh sed.
and su lee tok keneh to met clem clem.
'hi keneh i herd gret thang bout u' clem clem sed smile.
'relly' keneh ask blushign.
'yah lee relly lieks u' clem clem sed 'u shuld merry hem'
lee git on 1 foot. 'keneh wil u merry mi' lee ask smile.
'yussssss!11' keneh screm.
'yaaaaaayyyyyyyyy!111!' lee an clem clem screm saem tiem.
keneh iz walken down teh isle now an lee iz up wit teh prest.
keneh iz now wit lee an the prest. 'lee du u taek keneh tu beh ur loftly weden hubby' teh prest ask.
'yus' lee sed smile.
'keneh du u taek lee tu beh ur loftly weden hubby' prest ask.
'yus' keneh sed smile.
'good. now wil both off u stey wit ech oter even if u r seck an por an ded an shiz' prest ask.
'yus' lee an keneh sed saem taem.
'u mey kis teh hubby' prest sed smile.
lee lend in an kis keneh an keneh kis back.
lee an keneh had 100 babeez in 2 secends.
'happily evar aftor' every persen frem walken ded sed saem tiem while smile.
This was a master piece! Anyone who disagrees shall be brutally killed by Nate from 400 Days! Goodbye, you wonderful people of the Internet!