Twas the night before Christmas
Quiet was the manor since
Not a creature was stirring
Not even the prince
Boots were hung
In the dining room with care
For hopes an old fat man would come
Only if he dare
The assassins were sleeping
Sprawled drunk on their beds
While visions of Guardians losing
Played in their heads
And Squalo in a nightgown (bad images)
And I with a gun
Were laying in a huge ass bed
All our jobs had been done
When from out my window
The air did noise pollute
I grumbled and got up
To find out who I was to shoot
Away to the window
I angrily went
Shattered it with a shot
My rage I did vent
The moon shining
On newly fallen snow
Giving light of mid-day
To all us below
When what did appear
To me through fog that was shallow
But a tiny sled
And…wait eight marshmallows?
With a white haired driver
A creeper, that breaker of laws
I just knew, dreadfully
"Fuck, it's Byaku-claus…"
Quicker than a guy running from Luss
His sweet treats came
And he chuckled and giggled
And called them by name:
"Now Shoi-chan, now Spanner
Now Gamma and Zakuro
On, Bluebell! On, Kikyou!
On, Rasiel and Torikabuto!
To the top of the kitchen
To the top of the wall,
Get me some sweets
And dash away all!"
Like Tsuna shot by Reborn
The sled did fly
Landing not very gracefully
It dropped from the sky
With a loud thud
Their sled met the roof
I knew if the others heard them
They'd all go poof
When I heard from above
The sound of feet
'Oh fuck,' I thought,
'He'll steal all the treats.'
I went to the dining room
To kill him right there
He fell down the chimney
I threw him a glare
He was dressed all in fur
From his head from his foot
Yet his clothes were all clean
No sign of any soot
His face was pale
He gave me a grin
Making me wonder
Why I even let the idiot come in
Part of his team
Was stuck in his teeth
And around his neck
Was our outside wreath
He waved and turned
To go about his work
Unaware though it be night
Dangers still lurked
I sat on the couch
Waiting to see
As suddenly Byaku-claus got stabbed
With an "Ushishishi~"
He pulled out the knives
And tutted his tongue
Then like a wild cat
The pervert then sprung
Knocking down Bel
Who out of bed
Fran stood by the door
No frog hat upon his head
Lussuria came out
To see what was the matter
And screamed like a girl
As blood did splatter
"We need a mop,"
Said little green Fran.
"If you pay me," said Mammon,
"I'll play cleaning man."
Levi came running
To see if I was alright
Seeing Byaku-claus bleeding
Gave him quite the fright
So we stuffed him in the basement
We didn't really care
If the pervert woke up
And gave the underlings a scare
And shooting the ceiling
I made the idiots go to sleep
They ran off to take
Some naps that were deep
And going back to bed
I laid down on the sheets
I noticed the sleigh
Slip down onto the street
And so with that
The story has been read
"Go the fuck away
Or you all will be dead."
Veneziano: Ha! Tis The Night Before Christmas was a hit so I made a sequel this year, involving the Varia! I hope you enjoyed it! ^x^
Bel: Ushishishi, stabbing Santa is fun X)