Just a quick author's note, I don't own Durarara the credit goes to whomever made it (because I have absolutely no clue who) plus if I did I'd be making another season not just sitting here on my bum typing.

not relevent to anything: the porksteak is making me unable to focus...you have no idea how good this smells right now...I'm *heh* drooling it smells so good. (ten minutes later) WOOHOO FOOOD! (about an hour and 20 minutes later) yummie!

Warning: This contains yaoi you don't like it turn around and walk away because this is not for you

Chapter 1:

It was dark out when Shizuo stepped out of his house, he turned and went to lock his door when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Filled with curiosity and anger he turned to see who had the nerve to touch him when most ran. It was none other than Izaya, the wretched flea, there was something about him that wasn't right. It was by the way he was leaning and eyes shut tight like he was on an Earth sized Gravatron, it was obvious that he was wasted. "Shizu-chan." Ugh why did you show up flea? He thought angrily. "What!?" Shizuo demanded with a tone that stated he was five seconds away from clocking him right in his oh so perfect jaw. "Can I stay the night with you?" Izaya whined eyes shut tight. "Hell no I'm going out, just go home!" He said and attempted to push past him who in turn pushed back toppling them over. "Hey watch what you are doing flea!" Shizuo whispered harshly his face growing red as a rose since Izaya's hand was on his groin. "You were the one who pushed me." Shizuo sighed not liking the point the flea just made, though that didn't excuse him from pushing back. "Though you didn't need to fucking push me back!" He hissed through gritted teeth. "But you were going to shove past and leave me." The tone in Izaya's voice was going to be the end of him. "Of course I was! You're drunk and I don't like drunks!" Shizuo hissed again recalling the night he almost got raped in an ally by a drunk gay man. Though now that he thought about it seeing Izaya drunk made him happy; maybe it was that he was now vulnerable and unable to fight back and attack. He made his way out of underneath the light figure above him and lifted him up easily bringing him inside happy he didn't lock the door and that his brother left ages ago. He strode over to the couch and dropped him on it hoping he didn't bounce off of it. "Do you need anything while I'm out?" He asked his voice deep. Izaya promptly shook his head. "I'm fine." Shizuo smiled and walked out the door locking it behind him. At the store Shizuo picked up some milk, alcohol, some condoms, and a few frozen pizzas, he paid for everything and strode casually to his car. As he sat behind the wheel, after loading the car, he stared at the box of condoms. As he stared he had nasty little fantasies playing through his mind, poising himself over Izaya's slim figure, them both naked as Izaya's legs gripping his waist pulling him closer panting his name. As if to discard the thought he threw the box into the back of the car not caring if they stayed on the seat or not. After starting the car he drove home not caring about his seatbelt at the moment, when he was inside he saw Izaya's small figure sprawled out on the floor snoring quite loud for his size. "There is absolutely no way in hell I'm going to get his ass awake to move him, I should just leave him." He put everything away and sat on the white couch opposite Izaya's sleeping body and entertained himself by watching him sleep. Growing bored he then turned on the television to a randomly selected channel and let his eyes slide closed.

So there we are chapter one complete (there is more done just need to type it up and edit) reveiws are welcome...as are criteques even though I am a pretty good writer on my own and am in school on top of that...hope you enjoyed my first one up here! ^_^ until next time my lovlies (so can't spell right now)