Disclaimer: I do not own RWBY or any other animes, cartoons or video games that I will inevitably reference. RWBY is property of Rooster Teeth. This fanfic Is dedicated to the great Monty Oum. Rest in peace.
"Well, here you go." Said Jaune Arc. Jaune was a tall 17 year old boy, standing at 6 feet, and was muscular but not like a bodybuilder, more like a runner. Currently he was dressed in a black tuxedo, with his messy blond hair flowing free and his blue eyes behind a pair of yellow tinted sunglasses. Right now, he was at his weekend job, bartending at a club owned by the leader of the Axe Gang, Junior Hei Xuang.
Right now, Jaune was serving that same leader along with the notorious criminal, Roman Torchwick. Junior was a large man with short black hair, a black beard with a white suit and black pants with black shoes. While Roman had short orange hair covering his right eye under a black bowler hat, a white jacket over a black shirt and grey scarf, with black pants and black shoes, his only accessories were a red and grey cane, black leather gloves and a cigar. Jaune passed Roman one of the imported Martinis that Roman liked and was about to give Junior a beer when a girl took the seat that Roman had just left. "Strawberry Sunrise, no ice. Oh, and one of those fruity umbrella things." The girl was beautiful, with long blonde hair to her waist and deep violet eyes twinkling in amusement, along with a body supermodels would envy. She was dressed in a yellow crop top, under a brown jacket with short puffy sleeves that exposed her toned stomach. Her lower half was adorned in tight leather short shorts and a skirt that was open at the front, with brown knee high boots. Her accessories were an orange scarf, a pair of black leather gloves with golden bracelets. As Jaune prepared the strawberry sunrise, he overheard the girl tell Junior that she was looking for someone, and then started crushing his nuts. After the Axe Gang forced her to stop crushing Junior's nuts, she asked that they kiss and make up, then when Junior leaned in, he got punched in the face.
"Okay, now things are getting good." Said Jaune as he kept mixing the girls Strawberry Sunrise, watching in curiosity as the girls bracelets expanded into a pair of gauntlets loaded with shotgun shells. She quickly took out all the Axe Gang members trying to stop her and then jumped into the booth and launched the Dj into the floor. He landed at the feet of Melanie and Miltia Malachite. Melanie had long black hair and bright green eyes, covered in heavy blue makeup. She was wearing a pale silver scarf with a collection of red and blue feathers in it. She had on a light blue dress and thigh high boots with six-inch bladed heels, with elbow length gloves. While Miltia was wearing the same but in red, and in place of the scarf was a boa hanging down her back and instead of bladed heels, she had a pair of huge curved wrist blades.
"Melanie, who is this girl?" Asked Miltia. "I don't know Miltia but we should teach her a lesson." Replied Melanie. The two quickly launched into a series of combination attacks against the blonde girl. But once she separated the two twins, they were soundly defeated. Junior then woke up and brought out a rocket launcher and started firing a barrage at the girl who was dodging all of them. His bazooka then shifted into a large bat that he ran up to her with. He was actually doing rather well until he knocked her away, then she set herself aflame. After that Junior took heavy blows against him and got pushed away from the force of them. After he recovered she saw a clump of her hair in his hand, at which point she literally exploded, shattering the glass floor and pillars around her. She then launched herself at him and threw a punch that shattered the windows and launched Junior through a hole where one used to be, into the street. The girl then suddenly heard clapping, and turned around to see an amused looking Jaune, who seemed relatively unaffected from the carnage that just occurred.
"One Strawberry Sunrise, no ice, and a little umbrella." Said Jaune as he handed her the drink. She couldn't handle it. She broke down into a fit of raucous laughter at his lack of reaction to the massive fight.
"I like you Blondie. My names Yang Xiao Long. What's yours?" Asked the girl, now identified as Yang.
"My name is Jaune Arc."
