The Bachelor
(The twisted story)
DISCLAIMOR- I don't own Labyrinth, Tom Hanks, or the Bachelor. But I wish I did
" Welcome to Underground Bachelor! I'm Tom Hanks, with our special bachelor, Jareth the Goblin King!!!!" Tom turned towards Jareth who sat patiently, one leg draped over the side of the chair. He smiled warmly at the camera and turned towards Tom. " Now Jareth, we play Underground Bachelor different than Aboveground bachelor. Are you ready to meet the women of your dreams?" Tom and Jareth looked into the camera.
" Yes I am, Tom!" Jareth responded. The two turned towards a large mirror and looked into it. Tom pulled out name cards. The mirror began to misshape, and glow. Suddenly a girl popped out and landed into a chair next to Jareth. " This is Taylor Jeans, a comedian. She is twenty three years old, five foot eleven, and her favorite food is bubble gum." Jareth looked her over. She had short spiked red hair, and large blue eyes. Three freckles decorated each cheek on her face. She had a slender, but average sized body; she wore a pair of tight blue faded jeans with a long sleeve black top. Jareth smiled at her. She didn't smile back. She only looked around the set confused.
" Where am I?" She asked. Jareth and Tom laughed together in unison. Tom pulled out another card and the mirror misshaped and glowed again. Another girl popped out of the mirror and landed next to Taylor.
" This is Jessica Rally, a model. She is twenty, five foot nine, and her favorite food is-" Tom paused and looked at the card. " what do ya know, she's a model, ta hell if she eats!" Jareth looked over Jessica. She was very slender, with long black hair, and green eyes. Her skin was ivory, and had no blemishes. She wore a pair of black short shorts with a cut off crimson red top. Jareth smiled at her and she smiled back. Taylor turned to Jessica.
" Don't you want to know where we are?" She asked in a panic whisper.
" I don't care where we are, we have Tom Hanks and David Bowie in a wig and tights!" Jessica exclaimed. " And besides, we're all probably dreaming anyways." Taylor shrugged and sat back in her seat. Tom pulled out another card, the last one. The mirror misshaped and glowed again, and another girl popped out and fell into the seat next to Jessica.
" This is Sarah Williams, an actress. She is twenty five, six foot one, and her favorite food is hamburgers." Jareth looked over to Sarah and smiled almost cruelly. Sarah's eyes widened as she gapped about the set. She rubbed her eyes and shook her head.
" No, I must be dreaming." She whispered. Jareth got up from his seat and looked over all the girls at once. He smiled at all of them.
" None of you are dreaming." He told them. He looked at Sarah and smiled cruelly. " But I think I am. Hello Sarah, so we meet again." He paused and knelt down on one knee. " Though last time, we left on a rather harsh note."
" I left." Sarah reminded him. Jareth laughed and walked away. He stopped in the door way and turned to Tom.
" Show them to their rooms." He paused and looked at Taylor who seemed confused, and disturbed. " Tomorrow we will play." He finished and left the room.
DISCLAIMOR- I don't own Labyrinth, Tom Hanks, or the Bachelor. But I wish I did
" Welcome to Underground Bachelor! I'm Tom Hanks, with our special bachelor, Jareth the Goblin King!!!!" Tom turned towards Jareth who sat patiently, one leg draped over the side of the chair. He smiled warmly at the camera and turned towards Tom. " Now Jareth, we play Underground Bachelor different than Aboveground bachelor. Are you ready to meet the women of your dreams?" Tom and Jareth looked into the camera.
" Yes I am, Tom!" Jareth responded. The two turned towards a large mirror and looked into it. Tom pulled out name cards. The mirror began to misshape, and glow. Suddenly a girl popped out and landed into a chair next to Jareth. " This is Taylor Jeans, a comedian. She is twenty three years old, five foot eleven, and her favorite food is bubble gum." Jareth looked her over. She had short spiked red hair, and large blue eyes. Three freckles decorated each cheek on her face. She had a slender, but average sized body; she wore a pair of tight blue faded jeans with a long sleeve black top. Jareth smiled at her. She didn't smile back. She only looked around the set confused.
" Where am I?" She asked. Jareth and Tom laughed together in unison. Tom pulled out another card and the mirror misshaped and glowed again. Another girl popped out of the mirror and landed next to Taylor.
" This is Jessica Rally, a model. She is twenty, five foot nine, and her favorite food is-" Tom paused and looked at the card. " what do ya know, she's a model, ta hell if she eats!" Jareth looked over Jessica. She was very slender, with long black hair, and green eyes. Her skin was ivory, and had no blemishes. She wore a pair of black short shorts with a cut off crimson red top. Jareth smiled at her and she smiled back. Taylor turned to Jessica.
" Don't you want to know where we are?" She asked in a panic whisper.
" I don't care where we are, we have Tom Hanks and David Bowie in a wig and tights!" Jessica exclaimed. " And besides, we're all probably dreaming anyways." Taylor shrugged and sat back in her seat. Tom pulled out another card, the last one. The mirror misshaped and glowed again, and another girl popped out and fell into the seat next to Jessica.
" This is Sarah Williams, an actress. She is twenty five, six foot one, and her favorite food is hamburgers." Jareth looked over to Sarah and smiled almost cruelly. Sarah's eyes widened as she gapped about the set. She rubbed her eyes and shook her head.
" No, I must be dreaming." She whispered. Jareth got up from his seat and looked over all the girls at once. He smiled at all of them.
" None of you are dreaming." He told them. He looked at Sarah and smiled cruelly. " But I think I am. Hello Sarah, so we meet again." He paused and knelt down on one knee. " Though last time, we left on a rather harsh note."
" I left." Sarah reminded him. Jareth laughed and walked away. He stopped in the door way and turned to Tom.
" Show them to their rooms." He paused and looked at Taylor who seemed confused, and disturbed. " Tomorrow we will play." He finished and left the room.