Squall: have you ever done this?

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*someone walks in the room*
Squall: *slaps them* PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT!!!!!

Squall: and gotten one of these results

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A.
Seifer: *slaps squall* YOU PUT YOU BACK INTO IT!
Squall: put yur mum in it!
Seifer: ... *walks out the room*

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B.
Cloud: ... *glomps squall* sure ^^

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C.
Zack: *purrs seductively*
Squall: e.e;

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D.
Vincent: Okay....bend over :3
Squall: NUUU! *hisses* e.o

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E.
Tidus: :3
Squall: Stop looking at me that way o.o

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F. (fail)
Reno: I did daddy, don't hurt me anymore! .
Rude: *barges in* How dare you hurt our son! *slaps Squall and walks out with Reno*
Squall: e.e owwie….

Squall: Well I've slapped 6 different people and got all of those result. Hope you enjoyed. Later! *slaps producer*