Voiceoutofnowhere : Long ago...when the pyramids were still
young...Egyptian kings played a game of great and terrible power...but
these "Shadow Games" erupted into a war that threatened to destroy the
entire world... until a brave and powerful pharaoh locked the magic
away...Imprisioning it into the mystical Millenium Items. Now, five
thousand years later, a boy named Yugi, unlocks the secret of the
Millennium Puzzle...
Authoress : WAIT!
Voiceoutofnowhere (AKA Yami Yugi) : *annoyed voice* What?!
Authoress: We already know this part! Or, at least the majority of us Yu-Gi- Oh! obsessives! Besides, It's always on the beginning of the Cartoon Network Eppies!
Yami : *still annoyed* Your point?!
Authoress : You don't have to do it! You can take a break! 'Sides, they only show five of the seven Millennium Items! Every time I see that picture and someone says seven, I say: "Dude, that's only five!" Hee, Hee! ^-^
Yami : You're weird.
Authoress : I know! Again! I've had too little sugar today! You see, when I don't have enough sugar, I'm HYPER! WHEEEEEEEE! I'M THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF OTHER PEOPLES!
Yami : It's "people." You, who is an expert in grammar, of all people, should know that.
Authoress : I DON'T CARE! I NEED SUGAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! M-W-A! MAPLEWOOD ACADEMY! MY SCHOOL!!!! YAY!!!!
Yami : You scare me.
Authoress : Hush! Or I'll turn EVIL!
Yami : It's Pandemonium!
Authoress : Yep! GOT ANY SUGAR?!?
Yami : *rummages through pocket* Gum.
Authoress : THAT'LL WORK!
Yami : Ok. *tosses gum to Authoress*
Authoress : ^-^ *Chews gum* Num, Num, Num! I'm back to normal! *Looks at wrapper* (Extra SUGARFREE Gum) *Looks a little insane* WHAT?! SUGARFREE?!
Yami: *LOL!*
Authoress : *STILL Lookin Insane* DID YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE?!
Yami: *sweatdrop* No! Someone switched my gum!
Yami Bakura : *Snickers* *Does Dr. Evil sign (ya know, pinky to lips)*
Authoress : YAMI BAKURA!
Yami Bakura : Eep! Um, Yes, Sailor Millennium?
Sailor Millennium (me) : WHERE'S MY SUGAR?!
Yami Bakura : I- I don't know!
Sailor Millennium : *Grabs Yami Bakura by the collar* Yes you do! Now, for the last time... *shakes Yami Bakura insanely* WHERE'S... MY... SUGAR?!?
Yami: I would answer her if I were you. You don't want to get a hyperactive brunette in a Sailor fuku angry. *chuckles*
Sailor Millennium : *Glares at Yami, still holding Yami Bakura* If someone doesn't give me sugar, YOU'RE NEXT!
Joey : *Walks into the craziness* Hey! Wazzup? Wha?! What're think you're doin' Sailor Millennium?!
Sailor Millennium : * Stops shaking Yami Bakura, glares and points at him (Yami Bakura)* HE STOLE MY SUGAR!!!
Yami : Actually, It's my sugar, Sailor Millennium.
Sailor Millennium : WHATEVER! BUT I CAN'T FIND MY CANDY STASH!!!
Yami Bakura : *quietly* uh, oh...
Joey : Uh... *pulls out candy bar from pocket* Here, Sailor Millennium, take this. Jus' turn back to normal! Please!
Sailor Millennium : *drops Yami Bakura and runs to Joey, snatching candy bar* Yay! Three Musketeers! My favorite! *Eats it quickly* Num! Num!
Yami Bakura : Ow.... @_@
Sailor Millennium : *voice turns from insane to sweet* Thanks, Joey-kun! I feel a lot better! *hugs Joey*
Joey: *blushes mady*
Yami Bakura : *glares at Joey*
Sailor Millennium : *Turns to Yami* Oh, Yami....
Yami : *looks worried* Uh, Yeah?
Sailor Millennium : Sorry about that sudden outburst. I just didn't have any sugar today! You know my mom... *thinks back to mom inhaling all the candy and hardly giving her any* She's a chocoholic! Anyway, to the point of this fic!
Yami Bakura : *stands up and glares at Sailor Millennium* How DARE you accuse ME of stealing your sugar! For that, I should steal your soul!
Sailor Millennium : ~_~ You're a THIEF, Yami Bakura! WHO ELSE would be that STUPID to steal my low but secret stash of candy? Hmmm..... I wonder... *looks at Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : HOW DARE YOU! YOU PATHETIC LITTLE...
Sailor Millennium : *Death glare* How did you find my secret stash anyway?!
Yami Bakura : O_OU!!! Never mind! *smirks, says cooly* You said yourself that I am a thief, and thieves never reveal their secrets...
Sailor Millennium : *scowls, mutters* Like Magicians... ANYWAY, like I said before I was RUDELY interrupted *glares at Yami Bakura*, to the point of this fic! Thank you for being so patient! I have an idea for making alternate endings (not parts, or I'd be copying Elvish Violinist of Ra, Beckie, and DNS, and I don't like copying) of Yu-Gi-Oh! Episodes! I have one here, one that my brother and I made up together! (Actually, he just gave the general idea, some details {like the clothes Bakura and Yami Bakura wear... O_o} and I did the rest!! ^_______^) It's the Eppie when Yami Bakura and Yami Yugi duel for their Millennium Items and Yugi's friends' souls (I decided to pick on Yami Bakura for revenge... Bwhahaha... ~_^) Enjoy!
Yami Bakura : WHAT?! This can't be good...
*Begin * Y.Bakura: First I will play the Lady of Faith in attack mode *does so* and then the card that will have you in total humiliation: *shows card to all* The change of clothes! Yugi: Don't you mean change of heart? Y.Bakura: No! The change of clothes! Yugi: Okay... but isn't that Bakura's favorite card? Y.Bakura: And a very magical card it is! With this card I can change your clothes. The very robes you have on will become... something else! Everyone:WHAT?!
Yugi: No way! I refuse!
Y.Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHA! You won't have a choice in the matter! The change of clothes card can allow me to change any opponent's monster's clothes! And I choose you little Yugi!
Joey: You're demented!
Tea':That's just wrong!
Tristan: Man, I would understand if you wanted to change Tea's clothes, but Yugi's...
Tea': HEY!
Tristan: Eep! I'll shut up now!
Yami: LEAVE THE YOUNG ONE OUT OF THIS!
Y.Bakura: Why should I? By changing his clothes, I change yours as well! You're here to guide and protect him? Then protect him against this! *Throws down card*
Yugi: Ahhhh!
Tristan, Joey, and Tea': Yugi!
Yugi: Ahh!-Huh?!
*Bakura appears in stripper's clothes*
Everyone except Y.Bakura: HUH?!
Bakura: *Turns REALLY red*
Lady of Faith: *Blushes, then starts batting eyelashes at Bakura*
Joey: (to Y.Bakura): You want Yug in DAT?!
Yugi (to Bakura)*Trying to ignore the present situation* Bakura! So your soul was sealed into your favorite card, too!
Bakura: *sighs* I want to help and get out of these clothes, but we must act quickly Yugi! *Flies up to Y. Bakura and Y.Bakura is now in stripper's clothes, then Bakura returns to the field in normal CoH robes* I've changed his clothes instead of yours!
Yugi:Huh?
Y.Bakura: ARGH!
Bakura: I'll humiliate him while you attack me. You can win against the evil Bakura!
Yami:*Holding back laughter but failing*
Yugi: I can't! I'd be destroying you, sending you to the graveyard!
Bakura: (scoffs) I don't CARE! I just wanna get out of these clothes! Besides, It's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit! And this is payback! Ain't it sweet?
Y.Bakura: BE QUIET YOU...*curses Bakura in Egyptian*
Bakura: *ignoring Y.Bakura* So what are you waiting for?! DO IT!
Y.Bakura: BE QUIET!!!
Yami: *Stopped laughing and is now serious* I have a better idea! *Millennium Puzzle glows* If the dark power of Bakura's Millennium Ring can pull souls from people, then perhaps the magic of my Millennium puzzle can but them back! *while he's saying this Y.Bakura and Bakura switch bodies and Bakura's back in his own body... you know what I mean, doncha? I don't have to explain all this, right?*
Joey: All right! Our Bakura's back where he belongs! And it's about TIMEg!
Lady of Faith: *sniff* (can't believe her crush is now gone)
Tristan: But where's the evil dude?
Y.Bakura *In Bakura's place, STILL in stripper's clothes*
Y.Bakura: WHAT?! THIS CAN'T BE!
Lady of Faith: *Giggles and glomps Y.Bakura*
Yami: *Smirks* Listen closely Yugi! Use the power of the Dark Magician! Send them to the graveyard! NOW!
Yugi: You got it man! I'm don't wanna see the lady of faith hitting on Yami Bakura anymore! And I DEFINATELY don't want to see those freaky clothes either! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Y.Bakura: Ugh! AHHHH! *Sent to the graveyard with LOF*
*Now in graveyard*
Y.Bakura: The Millennium Puzzle was almost MINE! *hears a giggle* Oh, no... *turns around to see Lady of Faith*
Lady of Faith: *giggles again* You're HOT! *Kisses his cheek*
Y.Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*End*
Sailor Millennium : Yes, I know this is TECHNICALLY a part, but the ending to that eppie is boring, so why even bother putting that in there? I have no offense to Bakura, so don't think I do. (please don't attack me rabid Bakura fangirls!!!) Yami Bakura on the other hand... *growls*
Yami Bakura : HOW COULD YOU?! WHY, SAILOR MILLENNIUM? WHY?!
Yami and Joey: *laughing like crazy*
Sailor Millennium : Humph! Serves you right for stealing my candy! Speaking of which... I want it back!
Yami Bakura : Never! Not after what you did!
Sailor Millennium : *Calmly* Give it back, or I may just torture you in another chapter...
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Should I give it back to her...? *imagines what Sailor Millennium could do in next chapter and shudders* Fine! Here! *Hands Sailor Millennium a small bag of candy* *Thinking again* Actually I like her a lot... I was just flirting...
Sailor Millennium : ^-^ Thank you! Now, for the next chapter, I'll let you decide! Send me anything that you'd like to see here, and If I like it, I'll post it! Please review, and go easy on the flames! See ya! *munch, munch* ^-^ Yay! Candy!
Yami Bakura: There she goes again... *sneaks a smile at Sailor Millennium, who doesn't notice since she's eating candy*
Sailor Millennium : Hee, Hee! *Munch, Munch*
Authoress : WAIT!
Voiceoutofnowhere (AKA Yami Yugi) : *annoyed voice* What?!
Authoress: We already know this part! Or, at least the majority of us Yu-Gi- Oh! obsessives! Besides, It's always on the beginning of the Cartoon Network Eppies!
Yami : *still annoyed* Your point?!
Authoress : You don't have to do it! You can take a break! 'Sides, they only show five of the seven Millennium Items! Every time I see that picture and someone says seven, I say: "Dude, that's only five!" Hee, Hee! ^-^
Yami : You're weird.
Authoress : I know! Again! I've had too little sugar today! You see, when I don't have enough sugar, I'm HYPER! WHEEEEEEEE! I'M THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF OTHER PEOPLES!
Yami : It's "people." You, who is an expert in grammar, of all people, should know that.
Authoress : I DON'T CARE! I NEED SUGAR! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! M-W-A! MAPLEWOOD ACADEMY! MY SCHOOL!!!! YAY!!!!
Yami : You scare me.
Authoress : Hush! Or I'll turn EVIL!
Yami : It's Pandemonium!
Authoress : Yep! GOT ANY SUGAR?!?
Yami : *rummages through pocket* Gum.
Authoress : THAT'LL WORK!
Yami : Ok. *tosses gum to Authoress*
Authoress : ^-^ *Chews gum* Num, Num, Num! I'm back to normal! *Looks at wrapper* (Extra SUGARFREE Gum) *Looks a little insane* WHAT?! SUGARFREE?!
Yami: *LOL!*
Authoress : *STILL Lookin Insane* DID YOU DO THIS ON PURPOSE?!
Yami: *sweatdrop* No! Someone switched my gum!
Yami Bakura : *Snickers* *Does Dr. Evil sign (ya know, pinky to lips)*
Authoress : YAMI BAKURA!
Yami Bakura : Eep! Um, Yes, Sailor Millennium?
Sailor Millennium (me) : WHERE'S MY SUGAR?!
Yami Bakura : I- I don't know!
Sailor Millennium : *Grabs Yami Bakura by the collar* Yes you do! Now, for the last time... *shakes Yami Bakura insanely* WHERE'S... MY... SUGAR?!?
Yami: I would answer her if I were you. You don't want to get a hyperactive brunette in a Sailor fuku angry. *chuckles*
Sailor Millennium : *Glares at Yami, still holding Yami Bakura* If someone doesn't give me sugar, YOU'RE NEXT!
Joey : *Walks into the craziness* Hey! Wazzup? Wha?! What're think you're doin' Sailor Millennium?!
Sailor Millennium : * Stops shaking Yami Bakura, glares and points at him (Yami Bakura)* HE STOLE MY SUGAR!!!
Yami : Actually, It's my sugar, Sailor Millennium.
Sailor Millennium : WHATEVER! BUT I CAN'T FIND MY CANDY STASH!!!
Yami Bakura : *quietly* uh, oh...
Joey : Uh... *pulls out candy bar from pocket* Here, Sailor Millennium, take this. Jus' turn back to normal! Please!
Sailor Millennium : *drops Yami Bakura and runs to Joey, snatching candy bar* Yay! Three Musketeers! My favorite! *Eats it quickly* Num! Num!
Yami Bakura : Ow.... @_@
Sailor Millennium : *voice turns from insane to sweet* Thanks, Joey-kun! I feel a lot better! *hugs Joey*
Joey: *blushes mady*
Yami Bakura : *glares at Joey*
Sailor Millennium : *Turns to Yami* Oh, Yami....
Yami : *looks worried* Uh, Yeah?
Sailor Millennium : Sorry about that sudden outburst. I just didn't have any sugar today! You know my mom... *thinks back to mom inhaling all the candy and hardly giving her any* She's a chocoholic! Anyway, to the point of this fic!
Yami Bakura : *stands up and glares at Sailor Millennium* How DARE you accuse ME of stealing your sugar! For that, I should steal your soul!
Sailor Millennium : ~_~ You're a THIEF, Yami Bakura! WHO ELSE would be that STUPID to steal my low but secret stash of candy? Hmmm..... I wonder... *looks at Yami Bakura*
Yami Bakura : HOW DARE YOU! YOU PATHETIC LITTLE...
Sailor Millennium : *Death glare* How did you find my secret stash anyway?!
Yami Bakura : O_OU!!! Never mind! *smirks, says cooly* You said yourself that I am a thief, and thieves never reveal their secrets...
Sailor Millennium : *scowls, mutters* Like Magicians... ANYWAY, like I said before I was RUDELY interrupted *glares at Yami Bakura*, to the point of this fic! Thank you for being so patient! I have an idea for making alternate endings (not parts, or I'd be copying Elvish Violinist of Ra, Beckie, and DNS, and I don't like copying) of Yu-Gi-Oh! Episodes! I have one here, one that my brother and I made up together! (Actually, he just gave the general idea, some details {like the clothes Bakura and Yami Bakura wear... O_o} and I did the rest!! ^_______^) It's the Eppie when Yami Bakura and Yami Yugi duel for their Millennium Items and Yugi's friends' souls (I decided to pick on Yami Bakura for revenge... Bwhahaha... ~_^) Enjoy!
Yami Bakura : WHAT?! This can't be good...
*Begin * Y.Bakura: First I will play the Lady of Faith in attack mode *does so* and then the card that will have you in total humiliation: *shows card to all* The change of clothes! Yugi: Don't you mean change of heart? Y.Bakura: No! The change of clothes! Yugi: Okay... but isn't that Bakura's favorite card? Y.Bakura: And a very magical card it is! With this card I can change your clothes. The very robes you have on will become... something else! Everyone:WHAT?!
Yugi: No way! I refuse!
Y.Bakura: MUAHAHAHAHA! You won't have a choice in the matter! The change of clothes card can allow me to change any opponent's monster's clothes! And I choose you little Yugi!
Joey: You're demented!
Tea':That's just wrong!
Tristan: Man, I would understand if you wanted to change Tea's clothes, but Yugi's...
Tea': HEY!
Tristan: Eep! I'll shut up now!
Yami: LEAVE THE YOUNG ONE OUT OF THIS!
Y.Bakura: Why should I? By changing his clothes, I change yours as well! You're here to guide and protect him? Then protect him against this! *Throws down card*
Yugi: Ahhhh!
Tristan, Joey, and Tea': Yugi!
Yugi: Ahh!-Huh?!
*Bakura appears in stripper's clothes*
Everyone except Y.Bakura: HUH?!
Bakura: *Turns REALLY red*
Lady of Faith: *Blushes, then starts batting eyelashes at Bakura*
Joey: (to Y.Bakura): You want Yug in DAT?!
Yugi (to Bakura)*Trying to ignore the present situation* Bakura! So your soul was sealed into your favorite card, too!
Bakura: *sighs* I want to help and get out of these clothes, but we must act quickly Yugi! *Flies up to Y. Bakura and Y.Bakura is now in stripper's clothes, then Bakura returns to the field in normal CoH robes* I've changed his clothes instead of yours!
Yugi:Huh?
Y.Bakura: ARGH!
Bakura: I'll humiliate him while you attack me. You can win against the evil Bakura!
Yami:*Holding back laughter but failing*
Yugi: I can't! I'd be destroying you, sending you to the graveyard!
Bakura: (scoffs) I don't CARE! I just wanna get out of these clothes! Besides, It's better than being enslaved by an evil spirit! And this is payback! Ain't it sweet?
Y.Bakura: BE QUIET YOU...*curses Bakura in Egyptian*
Bakura: *ignoring Y.Bakura* So what are you waiting for?! DO IT!
Y.Bakura: BE QUIET!!!
Yami: *Stopped laughing and is now serious* I have a better idea! *Millennium Puzzle glows* If the dark power of Bakura's Millennium Ring can pull souls from people, then perhaps the magic of my Millennium puzzle can but them back! *while he's saying this Y.Bakura and Bakura switch bodies and Bakura's back in his own body... you know what I mean, doncha? I don't have to explain all this, right?*
Joey: All right! Our Bakura's back where he belongs! And it's about TIMEg!
Lady of Faith: *sniff* (can't believe her crush is now gone)
Tristan: But where's the evil dude?
Y.Bakura *In Bakura's place, STILL in stripper's clothes*
Y.Bakura: WHAT?! THIS CAN'T BE!
Lady of Faith: *Giggles and glomps Y.Bakura*
Yami: *Smirks* Listen closely Yugi! Use the power of the Dark Magician! Send them to the graveyard! NOW!
Yugi: You got it man! I'm don't wanna see the lady of faith hitting on Yami Bakura anymore! And I DEFINATELY don't want to see those freaky clothes either! DARK MAGIC ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!
Y.Bakura: Ugh! AHHHH! *Sent to the graveyard with LOF*
*Now in graveyard*
Y.Bakura: The Millennium Puzzle was almost MINE! *hears a giggle* Oh, no... *turns around to see Lady of Faith*
Lady of Faith: *giggles again* You're HOT! *Kisses his cheek*
Y.Bakura: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
*End*
Sailor Millennium : Yes, I know this is TECHNICALLY a part, but the ending to that eppie is boring, so why even bother putting that in there? I have no offense to Bakura, so don't think I do. (please don't attack me rabid Bakura fangirls!!!) Yami Bakura on the other hand... *growls*
Yami Bakura : HOW COULD YOU?! WHY, SAILOR MILLENNIUM? WHY?!
Yami and Joey: *laughing like crazy*
Sailor Millennium : Humph! Serves you right for stealing my candy! Speaking of which... I want it back!
Yami Bakura : Never! Not after what you did!
Sailor Millennium : *Calmly* Give it back, or I may just torture you in another chapter...
Yami Bakura : *thinking* Should I give it back to her...? *imagines what Sailor Millennium could do in next chapter and shudders* Fine! Here! *Hands Sailor Millennium a small bag of candy* *Thinking again* Actually I like her a lot... I was just flirting...
Sailor Millennium : ^-^ Thank you! Now, for the next chapter, I'll let you decide! Send me anything that you'd like to see here, and If I like it, I'll post it! Please review, and go easy on the flames! See ya! *munch, munch* ^-^ Yay! Candy!
Yami Bakura: There she goes again... *sneaks a smile at Sailor Millennium, who doesn't notice since she's eating candy*
Sailor Millennium : Hee, Hee! *Munch, Munch*