I got the BlindEye perk so that when your neighbors saw me sneak in your back door they kept their mouths shut.
I got the Dead Silence perk so when your husband left you I could sneak in.
Your Husband didn't notice me when he looked at me because I got the Ghost Perk.
I got the Scavenger Perk to scavenge the pieces of my heart the you broke.
I got the Lightweight Perk to run to your arms when you took me back.
But I must confessed that I got the Hacker Perk to stalk you on facebook.
But even when you knocked me down with the Deep Impact Perk, I stayed up, because you know what? The Juggernaut Perk kept me up and I kept on running into your arms.
Even when you sprayed me in the face with pepper spray, I had the Tactical Mask perk up for me...