beta'd by enviousxbeauty, the BAMF
The Devil Went Down to Georgia
The Devil appeared in the kitchen, behind him. "Sam!"
Sam pulled his food out of the microwave. He looked up and sighed. "Yes?"
"AH-HA!"
"It doesn't work like that idiot, so calm down."
"So… how was your day?"
Sam sat down at the diner table and looked up. "We are not discussing this."
"What's the matter?"
"You. Are. Interrupting. My. Dinner."
"Ah, c'mon Sammy…."
"Do not. Call me. SAMMY, you dumb hot head."
The Devil frowned. "You're mean."
Sam looked determinedly down at his food. "I am no longer listening to you."
"Why not?" Lucifer whined.
Sam looked up from his diner and glared. "Because."
"Because why?"
"Because you're the fucking Devil!"
"That's not very nice."
Sam rolled his eyes. "Go away."
"Say yes."
"No." Sam said firmly.
"Yes." The Devil argued.
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes please?"
"NO!"
"Yesyesyesyes!"
"No means no!"
Soon their yeses and nos blended together.
"NO!" Sam screamed.
"NO!" Lucifer shot back.
"YES!" Sam quickly shot back. "Oh wait…shit…"
"No! You said it! You said Yes!"
"God damnit." Sam grumbled.
"You better believe it." Lucifer smiled and touched his forehead.
Nick fell to the ground an empty shell and Sam stood up shaking out the kinks in his neck. "Yes." Lucifer said from with in him. "Yes indeed."
the end