A/N: Random thought that's been in my head since I played halfway through FFVIII. Don't read this if you like FFXII. Seriously.
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A Day in the Life of Heroes
Tidus: I'm bored.
Zidane: Me too. How can you two just sit there all day, staring at nothing?
Cloud: It's enlightening.
Squall: Gives me time to think about life.
Tidus & Zidane: BORING!
Cloud & Squall: *insert "brooding cool-guy" sigh here*
Squall: Wanna fight?
Zidane: Nah…
Tidus: Hey! I know!
Cloud: What?
Tidus: Let's go pick on Vaan!
Zidane: Hell yeah!
Cloud, Squall, Zidane, & Tidus: *approach Vaan*
Vaan: *insert idiot laugh here* Hi, guys! Wanna hang?
Cloud: *"cool-guy" sigh*
Squall: Whatever…
Zidane: Hell no!
Tidus: Yeah, what they said!
Vaan: Why not? You guys never wanna hang out!
Cloud: Yeah because we don't "hang out" with wanna-bes.
Vaan: HUH? What do you mean?
Squall: Well, I'd call you even less of a hero than Tidus, for one thing.
Tidus: WHAT?
Zidane: Come on, man. It was all Yuna, and you know it.
Cloud: You were just a "dream", Tidus.
Tidus: Well, you and Squall are just emos, and both of your fangirl bases are twice what mine and Zidane's are!
Squall: Fangirls like brooding guys. They don't like loud and obnoxious, apart from Zell.
Vaan: Um…can I say something?
Zidane: So, what about me?
Cloud: You have a tail.
Tidus: Enough said.
Vaan: Can I—
Zidane: No one cares.
Tidus: Yeah, you weren't even cool enough to make it in Dissidia.
Squall: Square just used your villain because he was cooler than you. What does that tell you?
Vaan: *runs off crying* I hate my life!
Cloud, Squall, Zidane, & Tidus: *weirded out*
Zidane: That was fun!
Squall: Took even less time than before.
Cloud: New record.
Tidus: I'm not bored anymore.
Zidane: You guys wanna fight now?
Cloud: *shrugs* Sure.
Squall: Got nothing else to do.
Tidus: Bring it, punks!
Bring on the flames!! I know that was really short, but I really liked writing it!