Arachnophobia to the Point of Extinction

This is my first LOTR fic so I really need someone to beta my stories so if someone is willing please leave it in a review!

Disclaimer- I do not own, but wish to very much, own the fellowship or anyone else made up by JRR Tolkien. I own only Angel among other things.

And onward...

The Beginning...Duh..

"Days are fun. Mornings are our friends... my ass!" I said, a grimace starting to form on my face. I was talking to my friend Tessie on our way to 1st period English, second only to 5th period Science, the bane of my existence.

"Mornings are fun! Besides ya know what you need! Sugar-sugar solves everything, you know what else is good...caffeine. Caffeine and sugar. Sugar and caffei-.." Tessie went on to say something about caffeine being her god, but I stopped paying attention after she said something about sugar for one reason.

Let's see this reason was about six foot, black hair, blue eyes, pale-you get the idea. His name was Ben. Ben Tuban. He was basically one of your average guys who wore t-shirts and baggy pants every day, except for the fact that his boxers never showed, he was nice, and he wasn't a complete ass, he was perfect.
"Hey-loooo. Anybody home? You seem to have left the lights on in your truck." Tessie said interrupting my thoughts on the perfect example of what a man should look like. Furthermore she continued to pound her fist into my head.

"Owwww... Ha-ha-ha you think you're funny don't you. God, I need to find some friends who won't physically abuse me.."

"Why, yes I do, and I heard that. Besides, like you could find anyone who loves you the way I do."

"Your right. The only place I could find friends who loved me like you would be in an insane asylum or in the county jail."

"Yup! And remember don't drop the soap. Come on English calls. Let's go before the bell rings."

"Tess, I don't think that counts in a women's prison.." I loved Tess like a sister, but sometimes she worried me.

"Hello ladies," Mr. Walker, my English teacher, said as we walked into his classroom.

"Hello Mr. Walker." Tessie and I said in unison, we were perfect students inside the classroom.

"Ok class, today we'll be learning about--"

At that moment a voice was heard over the intercom, "Everyone remain calm there is a tornado coming our way, we don't know why we were not notified earlier, but we must evacuate to the basement immediately. I repeat evacuate to the basement. That is all"

That is all my ass. We have a fuckin' tornado coming our way, not panic, for sure.

"Ok everyone follow me..." Mr. Walker said.

A rumbling was heard and a window shattered. People screaming. A block of cement heading my way. Black.

"Owwww."

I must've hit my head harder than I thought because all I saw were colors mushed together to make blurs of brown, green, and blue. I blinked a couple times and found that the colors were actually trees, the ground, and the sky. Wait a minute, trees, sky, I'm outside. What the hell! Okay, let's be calm. I'm in a new environment which I know nothing about, where there are probably spiders and ticks and other..ugly things.

Okay to hell with being calm, "HELP ME! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HE-"

You may not have noticed but I am doing some editing to my story and reposting it! YAY for me! I am still looking for someone to beta my stories. Basically I would send you my chapter and you would read, make comments, fix up my random stupid grammar/spelling mistakes, and boost my ego when I'm sad. If you're interested in betaing for me please send me an e-mail or leave a review with yours saying your interested.

MUCHO LOVE ANGIE