10 ways to annoy Edward Cullen.
Call him a bloodsucker or a leech everytime you see him.
Think in your mind "Edward this your Conscience speaking to you!"
Ask him if he thinks Robert Patterson is hot,if he says no shout"Low-self esteem issues."at him.
Put love notes in his locker signed by Jacob Black.
Find out what song he hates with passion and sing it over and over again in your head.
Cook him lovely meals and when he says he doesn't eat say"I work so hard to cook you a nice meal."And run out of the room screaming crying.
Evertime Bella walks into the room,jump on his back and say"I can be your spider money."
Push him into the sunlight and start singing 'Diamonds are a girls best friend.'
Wave garlic at him and then say"Your not a very convincing vampire."
Go into his room and broken all his Cd's and when he comes in,point to the mess of cds and say"lookie,shiny."