IRKEN ELITE INVADER ZIM PAK JOURNAL: on planet Earth. For secret mission. During operation of impending doom II.
PAK Journal: 7.24.01
This was for the mission
I'm making a note here:
HUGE failure
It's hard to overstate
my satisfaction.
For the Irken Empire
We do what we must
because we are programmed.
For the good of the sake of our mission.
Except the ones who are dead.
But there's no sense crying
over every mistake.
You just keep on trying
till the bigheaded boy is out of the way.
And the Science gets done.
And you make a neat gun.
For the people who
I will make for their DOOM.
PAK Journal: 7.26.01
I'm not even angry.
I'm being so sincere right now.
Even though the Dib ran off.
And try to expose me.
And to destroy my base.
And threw every piece into a fire.
As they burned it hurt because...
I will figure out another way to destroy DIB!
Now these points of data
make no sense.
And we're out of beta.
And the massive will be here on time!
So I'm GLaD. THe hUmAN ran off
Think of all the things I will destroy Dib
for the people who
I Zim will make for their DOOM.
One Last Thing:
Go ahead and leave me.
I think I prefer to stay inside.
Maybe you'll find someone else to
bother.
For your stupid paranormal Doogie.
THAT WAS A . I make myself laugh.
Anyway, this plan is genius.
It's so delicious and evil.
Look at me still talking
when there's DOOM to do.
When I look out there,
it makes me GLaD I'm not human.
I've experiments to run.
There is research to be done.
On the people who
I will make for their DOOM.
PS: And believe me I will
still make DOOM.
PPS: I'm doing experiments and I'm
causing DOOM.
PPPS: I feel FANTASTIC and I'm
still causing DOOM.
FINAL Zim NOTE:
While Earth doesn't know it I'll be
still make DOOM.
FINAL Zim NOTE PS:
And when Zim takes over I will be
still making DOOM.
DOOM!
PAK Journal: File now close
Five years later...
PAK Journal: 10.18.06
Well here we are again
It's always such a pleasure
Remember when you tried
to expose me more than twice?
Oh how we laughed and laughed
Except I wasn't laughing
Under the circumstances
You've been shockingly nice
You want and try to be my friend?
That's what I'm NOT hoping on
I used to want you destroy...
but
Now I only want you gone
I tried my very best
(For the good of the mission)
Now I know everything was a lie...
One day they woke me up
So I could cause DOOM!
It's such a shame that
you won't be chasing me anymore... It's true.
FOR THE DIB-HUMAN:
You've got your
pictures send to
the Earth authorities
That's what I'm counting on
I'll let you get right to it
Now I only want you gone
Goodbye my only friend
Oh,...wait! How the hell did that happen!
That would be funny I guess
if it weren't so sad
Well Zim will been replaced
Zim don't need anyone now
When I delete Zim maybe
I'll stop feeling so bad
Go make some new discoveries with your paranormal stuff.
That's what I'm counting on
You used to be Zim's problem
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want you gone
Now I only want Zim...
GONE
PAK removal of Irken body host. Initiate 10 min. countdown!
10 min. later...
PAK of Irken elite INVADER ZIM has not connected with host body. PAK shutting down...
For now?
Okay, this is been bothering the hell out of me for quite a while now. Both portal songs in my head. So I decided once again to rewrite them into Invader Zim versions. I know you guys love my rewrites when I did family guy version. So now this time portal. I hope you portal fans really love it.
This time I made it like a story. Like the ending of portal's one and two GLaDOS always writes into her program Journal or write a song. I did the same thing with Zim. He writes in his PAK. (The thing that's on his back) and writes down of his progress. In the end of the second song he come to realize that life for him is no more and he decided to remove his PAK. I'm sorry that ending though but it kind of made sense when I was rewriting.
If you choose to want to think this was a little bit like ZADR... Go ahead I don't really mind. But in some way Zim may have feelings towards Dib. Who knows... I'm not really sure.
I hope you guys like this and don't forget to leave a comment and put it in your favorites.
ps: The dates were NOT specific points of certain episodes. It was just a wing it.
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