10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say

by GiLaw

This is just me in one of my random moods so be warned! Rated T for swearing and sexual references!

1. Cody

Hi guys! So I've been doing a little browsing lately and I discovered a story SO FUNNY, I had to write a version for Total Drama!

So here you go! 10 Things Total Drama Characters Would Never Say. First up, it's CODY!

Cody

1. LET'S DO IT, NOAH!

2. I'm sexy and I know it

3. I BELIEVE I AM ABLE TO FLYYYYYYY AND THAT I CAN GO UP TO THE SKYYYYYYYY

4. Fuck OFF, Sierra! Nobody gives a shit about you! Noah and I are going OUT!

5. Damn, that Gwen is fucking SEXY!

6. I love you, you love me, we're a happy family . . .

7. Can somebody tell me how "fangirliness" works again?

8. Wow . . . Sierra's boobs look super big in that bikini . . .

9. Mommy . . . I don't wanna go on a World Tour!

10. OH GOD, IT'S SIERRA! HOLD ME! *jumps into Noah's arms*

Well I hope you enjoyed that. First person to review gets to decide who's next! See ya! ;D