Mis-used Defendent...A Kelly Clarkson Parody
Mis-used Defendent,
Mis-used, it's efficient,
Mis-used, for instance, mmmm
Mis-used, afraid,
Mis-used says "no way"
Mis-used, hit by a man, who drank beer, no
Mis-used is thrown,
Mis-used's cheek is swollen and grown,
Mis-used never called, the police on the phone.
So, pretending to be unaffected,
She'll never get her feelings projected,
Little mis-used is pensive,
Mis-used, been getting slugged.
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
(Verse 2)
Mis-used's broken heart,
Mis-used's getting smart,
Mis-used, she should've told she was abused when he did start, no
But she was over-rated,
She didn't want to get restrainted,
And mis-used decided abuse was not what love's made of.
So, by changing an old decision,
Got rid of distorted vision,
On the outside, so many incisions,
She just fell out of love.
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
(Bridge)
When mis-used defendent came to court,
No need to tell lies or come off short,
She looked into the eyes of the judge,
What happened to mis-used who did it for love?
It took some time to tell the jury,
That she decided to plead fully guilty,
No more abused mis-used lady,
She shouted, "my husband was killed by me!"
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
Mis-used Defendant
Mis-used Defendent,
Mis-used, it's efficient,
Mis-used, for instance, mmmm
Mis-used, afraid,
Mis-used says "no way"
Mis-used, hit by a man, who drank beer, no
Mis-used is thrown,
Mis-used's cheek is swollen and grown,
Mis-used never called, the police on the phone.
So, pretending to be unaffected,
She'll never get her feelings projected,
Little mis-used is pensive,
Mis-used, been getting slugged.
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
(Verse 2)
Mis-used's broken heart,
Mis-used's getting smart,
Mis-used, she should've told she was abused when he did start, no
But she was over-rated,
She didn't want to get restrainted,
And mis-used decided abuse was not what love's made of.
So, by changing an old decision,
Got rid of distorted vision,
On the outside, so many incisions,
She just fell out of love.
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
(Bridge)
When mis-used defendent came to court,
No need to tell lies or come off short,
She looked into the eyes of the judge,
What happened to mis-used who did it for love?
It took some time to tell the jury,
That she decided to plead fully guilty,
No more abused mis-used lady,
She shouted, "my husband was killed by me!"
(Chorus)
What is this feeling, it's getting older,
Drinking one after one, she gets thrown into the door,
Surprise, it's time, to feel, her scars heal,
What happened to mis-used defendent? She lost the need to feel defenseless.
Goodbye, to you, black eye, and big black bruise.
Mis-used Defendant