"Dilandau's so Vain" by Life is but a Dream2000

Hello all, I'm back with my latest fic! This one is the result of my sister listening to a mix CD 24/7 and as always BOREDOM!!!! So yah, hope that you enjoy, and it might be good if you have a copy of "You're so Vain" lying around for background music! Oh yah this contains some spoilers for those who haven't seen too far into the series!

Disclaimer: I do not own Escaflowne nor do I own all of the episodes! V_V Also, I don't own "You're so Vain", that belongs to some lady who's a really good singer!

NOW C'MON EVERYBODY!! SING ALONG!!!!!

Verse 1:

You walked out of your Guymelef

With a smile like it was Christmas day!

Your hand strategically placed upon your sword

Your hair is was solid grey

You kept one eye one your Dragonslayers

'Cause you love watching their fear

And they all hoped and prayed

You would not slap them! You would not slap them!

Chorus:

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

'Cause you're so vain! Ya-ah!

You think that you're still a sexy beastie!

Don't you! Don't you!

Verse 2:

Well you had captured Van Fanel at one time

And you were feeling like a cocky bitch

But then Van escaped after scarring you

And that's when you got that twitch

You screamed, you ranted, and you raved

But it didn't do any good

You had some dreams

With Van's head on a platter! Van's head on a platter!

Chorus:

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

'Cause you're so vain! Ya-ah!

You think that that cut just makes you hotter!

Don't you! Don't you! Don't you!

*music break! Get your groove on!*

You had some dreams

You were burning stuff you pyro! Burning stuff you pyro!

Chorus (again):

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

'Cause you're so vain! Ya-ah!

You think you're this show's only Bishonen!

Don't you! Don't you!

Verse 3:

Well you went off to go kill off Van

With the thought that you would naturally win

But it turned out he killed off your Dragonslayers

That's where the weirdness chose to begin!

'Cause while you were mourning them, still dissing them

Some memories chose to come back

And that's when viewers all saw

Dilandau's a chick! Dilandau's a chick!

Chorus:

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

'Cause you're so vain! Ya-ah!

You're confident the girls will still love you!

Aren't you! Aren't you!

*sound slowly fades*

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

You're so vain!

Van cut your cheek and you went psychotic!

You're so vain!

Yah you know that this song is about you.....

END!!!!

Well, what'cha think? I think it good, but my opinion doesn't count right now! Anywho, hopefully you like it and that's all that matters! Please review!! "I love reviews! I worship reviews! After all is there any woman in this retched world who doesn't?" ~_^ I'm a Disney buff in case you were wondering where that modified quote came from! Yah...Later!

My nightmare lives on, inside the flames.....

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