Jaspur was special, he enjoyed eating doritos. A jam didn't normally eat doritos so it was weird, one day Jaspur saw peridirt, peridirt looked like a Dorito, "OMFG WHY DAF YOU LOOKIN AT ME" peridirt looked at jaspur, jaspur looked at peridirt, it was a special moment, but not enough to become a shipfic.
Jaspur looked at peridirt with hunger in her eyes, he crouched, ready to jump, but before he could jump lapiss lazulty bit her long cheeto hair. "ERMGERD LAPISS YOU SAVED MEH! MARRY MEH" peridirt had yelled "OF COURSE I WILL MERRY YOU PERI-CHAN" Lapiss yelled back.
Peridirt jumped into lapiss's arms as lapis spreaded her hairs and flu into the twilight. Jaspur was loneleh, lapis had stolen his lunch and she was ready for vengeance.
To be continued…