A teenage girl sat at her computer, typing quickly. Her head dropped, and she lifted it suddenly.

This is Amy, the author of many stories. YOU SHOULD KNOW. She is in author form. Dur. (A/N When I am in author form, I live in a different world, were I am a very strange non-human girl, and I have a house and family.)

She glanced at the clock on her computer.

"Ur...midnight..." She said, and sighed. "If only my brain could stay up! Then I could continue." She glanced at her computer. "And If only my Internet did not shut down at night." She saved, and pressed the button shutting down her computer.

Amy took a shower, and brushed her teeth, and came out of the bathroom in a huge t-shirt from a blood drive place. She has a lot of them. Her pants were baggy, and reached past her knees, and soft white socks.

Amy peeked into her sisters room, and shut out the light. She Went back to her room, which was painted a bright yellow that she DESPISIED.

She grabbed a brush and ran it through her short, blond hair, and got in her bed.

She fell fast asleep.

BADAM!

Amy jerked awake, and slipped on her pikachu slippers. She snagged a flashlight, and flicked it on, grumbling about how batteries are stupid.

She was about to open the door, when she suddenly thought of something.

Woah, Woah, Woah, what if there are MURDERS in my house? She thought. Amy was known to be terrified of bad people coming in her house. But that was because her parents did not allow her to handle guns. Bummerinno. Murders would fear HER if she had a gun.

Amy shrugged, and opened the door, shouting CHARGE!

She was surprised no one else woke up, but then again, her families were known for being sound sleepers. Especially her. But...then why did she wake up? Meh. She musta been half asleep.

She ran into her living room, scaring the living daylights out of the people in there.

She gasped. And dropped her flashlight. Large head kid. Alien.

"Great, Zim, now we have been seen, and we have crashed a hole in this persons house!" The large-headed kid said.

"This is YOUR fault, DIB!" The alien shouted.

Amy stopped moving, then shrieked.

"AUG! DID YOU BREAK IT, DIB?" Zim held his head were his ears would be.

They seemed to fit in, considering they were cartoons.

"OH MY FUZZODLES! FUDGE ME IF IM WRONG, BUT THE CAST FROM INVADER ZIM!" Amy shouted. Her green-blue-gray eyes were huger then ever before, and she hopped up and down. She stared at them, her heart fluttering, and she melted. "HES HOTTER IN REAL LIFE! OH MY GOSH MY ALL TIME CARTOON CRUSH! OTHER THEN ASH KETCHUM!"

Dib grinned. "Well, an admirer!"

"Er, no, big-head, I was talking about ZIM!" Amy said, squealing. "But you are cool to!"

Zim's face lit up. "A slave? Of ZIM?"

"YES! I'LL DO ANYTHING YOU SAY! OH MAN, IN AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE, WE ARE FRIENDS! SQUEE!" Amy glomped Zim, and latched on to him, holding on with all her might. "EKK I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!" She squealed.

Zim looked a little freaked out. "Er...wait, alternative universe?"

"IM NOT HUMAN!" Amy squealed. "I have the power to create new universes, and to come and go as I please! This is my original home, but me and my sister always knew we were different, and then we found out we are special race of life-forms called Epic Authors! We can create things in our universes magically! AND OH MY GOSH YOUR IN MY HOUSE!" She squeezed him harder.

"Wait...were are we?" Dib said.

"The BETTER earth, that I WILL RULE SOMEDAY! AND STEAL ALL THE PUPPEHS! MWHAHAHAH!" Amy laughed manically.

"Eh, thats more like it!" Zim said. "Anyone who is that evil is good in my book. BOOK OF EVIL!"

"YAY ZIMMEH LIKES MEH!" She squeezed him. Even harder.

"Your going to make my squeedlyspootch explode..." Zim groaned.

Amy released him quickly, then stared at Dib.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!" He said, as Amy advanced on him. She ran to her kitchen, and Dib sighed. Zim watched with his signature look.

She grabbed her camera, and her own frying pan for her famous scrambled eggs. She ran back.

Dib stared at her. "Why do you have a-"

CLANG!

Dib saw stars.

Amy laughed evilly. "I have always, ALWAYS wanted to do that." She squeezed Dib tightly, then smacked him again. "I could do this all night!"

"And I thought you were going to embrace him." Zim said.

"What? No, he is mean to you!" Amy said. She looked at Zim, her eyes shining. Amy snapped a picture of him looking evil.

She squealed again. "How did you guys get here anyway?"

Zim glared at Dib.

Dib sighed. "I was searching around Zim's base, and accidentally turned on a machine when Zim cornered me."

"We were sucked inside, and sent flying through the air, into your wall! All because of Dib-smells stupidity!" Zim said.

Amy stared at Dib.

WHAM!

"BAD DIB! YOU NO GO INTO ZIMMEHS BASE!" She said.

"Lesson learned." Dib groaned.

"I can get you home, but on one condition." Amy said.

"WHAT?" Dib shouted. She raised the pan threateningly. He gulped and stepped back.

"I get to come with you." Her eyes shined. "New Invader Zim episodes!" She whispered to herself.

"WHAT EPISODES, HUMAN?" Zim said.

Amy started, because he was right next to her. He was so close she could see they were the same height. Sadly, Amy is on the short side of small.

"Oh, we dont even know your name!" Dib said.

"I'm Amy." Amy stuck a hand out to Dib, and just latched on to Zim again.

He cringed, and she let him go.

"Yes, Amy-human-" He started.

"Author." She corrected. "My name is Commander Author Amy, but you can call me Amy-Author." She beamed.

"Amy-Author, you may come." Zim said finally.

"But you have to help ME!" Dib said.

"No, She's going to help ZIM!" Zim said.

Amy watched them yell at each other. The first time boys fought over her. Sweet. And they were from her FAVE CARTOON! (Pokemon is not a cartoon!)

Amy ran to her room. She snagged her leather bag pack, which was silver, and she had drawn yellow spots on it, like her Irken form. She stuffed clothes and books and her drawing book and her laptop, her teddy bear and the sock monster she, Milly, and her mom had made together into it. She also stuffed soap, and shampoo, a brush and toothpaste and toothbrush.

She tore off her PJ's, and yanked on her pink shirt, and Overalls. She closed the clasp on her pokemon earrings, and hung her pikachu necklace on her neck. She yanked on her thick hiking boots, and pulled on black fingerless gloves. She unlocked a safe, and stuffed a taser into her bag.

Amy slung it over her back, and ran back.

"IM ALL READY!" She said.

The two stopped and looked at her.

"What is in that thing?" Dib said.

"Stuff." She said promptly.

Amy snapped her fingers, and whistled.

Molly ran to her.

"AUG! A DOG!" Zim shouted.

Molly looked at Amy.

'That Zim?' Her eyes said.

"Oh yeah." Amy said.

"Do not worry, I'm only going to get MIR." Amy said, and pressed a few buttons on a keypad on Molly's collar.

A wall slid away, and Amy put her hand on a scanner. She disappeared, then reappeared, holding a sleeping robot in her arms.

"Wha? HOW?" Zim said.

"I made her. This is MIR." Amy said. The little robot looked a lot like GIR, but her eyes were hot pink, and the rest of her colored things were dark blue.

Dib twitched. "Y-you have a robot?"

"You guys are a TV show." Amy said, after dismissing Molly.

"What is this TV? TELL ME!" Zim said.

Amy pointed to the TV, then got out her laptop.

She typed a few keywords, and Tak, the Hideous New Girl started playing on youtube, one of her favorite episodes.

Zim and Dib watched in wonder.

"What. Was. THAT?" Dib said.

"You guys were a TV show that got cancelled, by Nickelodeon."

Of course, Zim got mad. "WHAAAT? CANCEL ZIIIIM?"

"Hey, I like it. Good enough?"

"No."

"LOTS of people are crazy about it. This video had over 9,000 views!" Amy said.

"Thats a lot, right?"

"Yes." Amy said.

"VICTORY FOR ZIM!" Zim said.

"Is everyone ready to go?" Amy said.

"Er, yeah." Dib said.

BANG!

"What was that for?"

"I really dont know." Amy said, and shrugged. "Well, stand back."

Zim snickered at Dib, then stepped back.

Dib stepped back.

Amy closed her eyes, and kneeled down. She started to trace writing on the floor.

The words glowed, and suddenly, everything went black.

Amy opened her eyes, and gasped.

"I'M REALLY HERE!" She shrieked.

Zim rubbed his head.

"Are we at the base?" He said.

"My...head..." Dib said.

"Its big." Amy said.

"NO ITS NOT!"

"Anyway, so, you do I stay with?" Amy said slyly.

"ME!" Zim shouted.

"ME!" Dib shouted. Amy pulled her camera out and started to film.

Ten minutes later...

"Me..." Zim gasped out.

"M...fer..." Dib said.

"Zim wins." Amy said.

"AW MAN!" Dib said. He got a glint in his eye.

"If you throw water on me I will kill you." Amy said.

"Dang. Hey, if you are so crazy about us, why didn't you just come earlier?"

"I can't just go to a place in my normal form. I have to make myself look different! I can't just go to a place, unless characters from that place are with me. Eh, I'm still training my powers." Amy said. She shrugged. "And, I have to assume my characters personality, so I don't get the full intake of everything.

Suddenly she pulled out a camera, and snapped a picture of the Madness dog.

"Aw, its so cute!" She said. Suddenly, Amy froze.

"Amy?" Dib said.

"Amy-Author?" Zim said.

She raised a shaking finger to the house in front of them.

"Its just Zims house!" Dib said.

"Stupid Dib, she loves the AMAZING ZIM and all his AMAZING things!" Zim said, with an 'everyone-knows-that' tone of voice.

Amy whirled around. "WHERE. IS. GIR?" She squealed. The robot she was holding moved.

"Mmm? Did I just hear GIR is somewhere?" It said.

Zim and Dib watched as it jumped up.

"GIR? GIR?" MIR called.

The little robot with blue eyes peeked out of the house, then squealed.

"GIR!" MIR squealed.

She ran up to him.

"Eh, She loves GIR." Amy shrugged. "I'm more of a Zim person myself. ZIM FOR DA WIN!"

Zim gave Dib a smug look. "The girl likes me best." He said.

Dib groaned. Amy also gave him a smug look.

"Come on, let us go into my AMAZING base!" Zim said.

"But what about me?" Dib said.

CLANG.

"I-I'll just walk..." He said. Amy twirled the pan on her finger.

She squealed, and ran up to the house.

"Welcome home son!" The robo-parents said.

"EEK!" Amy shrieked happily, and snapped a picture.

"Do you want to wake everyone up?" Zim said.

"Yes, actually." Amy said.

She stepped inside, and took a sharp breath.

And covered her mouth to keep from screaming. "ITS SO AWSOME!"

Her eyes shined. Amy bounced around the house.

She snapped pictures of everything.

"HIA MISTRESS OF MIR!" GIR tackled her.

"HI GIR!"

"MASTA!" MIR said. Amy had never fixed that glitch, she always called her Masta. Weird. But cute.

"LAB! THE LAB!" Amy pointed at the toilet and jumped.

"Alrig-" Zim said, but Amy was halfway down before he could finish.

She stared in wonder at everything. And snapped pictures. She stopped.

"What is it?" Zim asked.

She pointed at a picture of the tallest. "BLEH! I dont like them. THEY MEAN TO ZIMMEH!"

Zim raised an invisible eyebrow. This girl was weird.