The Story of Our Love
Part 1: The Challenge
Relena walked down the hallway, her eyes stern. She was in Preventer HQ, and she was not in the mood. Her red heels made a click-clack sound as she walked. Relena's hair was up in a French roll. A single lock had come down. People in the hallway moved out of her way hurriedly. The thick red lipstick on her pursed lips shone as she passed each light.
At the end of the hallway, Relena stopped at a door. She heard total silence and turned around to see everyone watching her. They returned to their work quickly. Relena smirked evilly and opened the door.
Heero had his feet propped up on his desk. His hair was ruffled and he was looking every bit the part of the sexiest man in the universe. Relena smirked and crossed her arms. Duo was also in the room. He was working on his computer then he saw Relena. He immediately cut the game he was playing off.
"What is it, Vice Foreign Minister Darlian?" Duo asked. Relena glared at him. Her blue eyes told him to back down. Duo did as he was told by Relena's look. She raised her hand.
"I want to know what incredibly stupid person forgot to mention the meeting to all of the delegates," Relena said. Heero just looked at her.
"Hn," was all he said. Relena glared back at him. Her left eye twitched ever so slightly, signaling that she was angry. Heero smirked slightly and looked at Duo.
"That's your secretaries' job, Miss Darlian," Duo said, just to irritate her. Relena did an almost perfect replica of Heero's patented Death Glare. Duo just decided to get up and leave. Relena grabbed the collar of his shirt.
" Fix it, Agent Maxwell," Relena whispered in the most dangerous tone Duo had ever heard. Heero just raised his eyebrows as the most powerful woman in the world walked off. Duo just stared back at her.
"Damn, that bitch is evil. She's worse than you," Duo said. He was rubbing his neck. He saw everyone part like the Red Sea when Relena passed them. He looked at her legs.
"She's not too bad in the looks department, though. But, Hilde still is the one for me." Duo walked back to his desk. Heero sighed and went back to his computer.
Relena opened the door to her brother's office. Zechs was kissing Noin, his fiancée. Relena frowned and sighed. She slammed the door hard, breaking the two apart. Noin laughed.
"Relena, this had better be good," Zechs said.
"Aren't you supposed to be working? All I want to know one thing, Milliardo. WHO forgot to inform the delegates of the meeting?" she raged. Zechs sighed and shook his head, looking maliciously at his sister. It didn't faze Relena at all.
"Oh, I was supposed to do that? I thought your secretary had it," Noin said. Relena glared at her. How she hated ignorant people. She rolled her eyes and walked out of the office. "Zechs, I hate to say it, but your sister is a bit on the bitchy side," Noin said.
"You think I don't know that? What she needs is a man," Zechs said. Noin suddenly got an idea.
"Why don't we set her up? You know, like send her on a date with someone," Noin said. Zechs looked at her apprehensively.
"Who would want to go on a date with the Devil's reincarnation? I mean, guys run with fear when they see Relena. It's not because she's ugly, either. It's because of her unbelievably rude and obnoxious attitude. Relena doesn't smile. If she does, it's because she has just ruined someone else's moment, day, or life," Zechs said. Noin nodded in understanding, wiping a strand of her loose hair out of her face.
"Who is the only one who can tolerate Relena?" Noin asked. The two looked thoughtful for a moment, and then they looked at each other, grinning mischievously.
Relena walked in her home. The place was as black as the night. There was a black leather couch, black flat screen, and the walls were even black. Relena sighed. She dropped her purse on the couch and walked in her all red room. She walked in the gray bathroom and turned the water on. The water was scalding hot, dangerous for any soft-skinned person. The Queen of Mean stripped and got in the bubbles. She sat as if the water was lukewarm.
"This feels so good," she moaned. As she sat, the phone rang. Relena sighed and got out of the bathtub. The vidphone was in her room. She sat down, in all her naked glory.
"What?" she answered. Zechs was on the phone.
"Oh, Relena, you're naked!" Zechs' eyes snapped shut. Relena sighed and wrapped a towel around her. She sat back down. Her hair was still in the perfect French roll.
"What?" she repeated rudely. Zechs opened his eyes. His rolled them.
"When was the last time you went on a date Relena?" he asked. Relena glared at him, raising an eyebrow. She thought for a long moment, then realized that she hadn't been anywhere since her high school days.
"Who wants to know, big brother? Surely you don't want me to go on one," she said. Relena frowned as her brother avoided her piercing gaze.
"Relena, you need to at least date someone. The press is calling you names and you're reputation is in jeopardy," Zechs said.
"Milliardo, I don't date. End of story." Relena hung up and sighed. She went back to scalding bath. "Men, who needs them? They live for one thing," Relena said.
AN: Hello. I will try to make this one more descriptive. As you have probably noticed, Relena is a self-centered bitch. Her head is swollen out of this world because she is the most powerful woman in the world and she's a mean cuss. Sayonara!