Hi everybody! This is my edited, re-uploaded version of my story RULES, because I was looking back on it and noticed that the spelling and grammer were pretty atrocious. I'm also adding a demonstration of WHY these rules are in place, (or a demonstration of them being broken,) as a suggestion from a friend of mine, TheifofMagic.

Anyhow, on with the story!

I mainly got these statuses(sp?)off Facebook status shuffler, so me no own. Anything you recognise does not belong to me.

Hogwarts Rule 1: I will not point to Harry 's Scar and say, "Are your Voldy senses tingling?"

"Hey, Harry! Harry!" yelled one of the Weasley Twins the day after returning to Hogwarts. The Twins had spent much of their summer discovering Muggle movies, after having been introduced to them by their Father. They had also come across the Spiderman movies...

"What?" asked Harry, confused.

"Well, Harry, we were wondering-" started Fred.

"If your-" spoke George.

"Voldy senses-"

"Were tingling?"

Harry stared dumbfoundly at them for a moment, then, being familiar with the Spiderman movies, promptly walked over to a nearby wall and started banging his head on it.

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Hogwarts Rule 2: I am not allowed to turn Justin Beiber into a beaver, no matter how much I want to.*

The Weasley Twins, in turn, had also been learning about Muggle music,(trying to impress a Muggle girl down at a shop in Ottery St. Catchpole) had come across the horrors of Justin Beiber.

Baby, Baby, baby ohohhh

"WHAT THE BLOODY HELL ARE THESE MUGGLES ON?" screeched Fred after about ten seconds.

"Forge, I think we need to go teach this pansy boy a lesson in Music."

"I couldn't agree more, Gred."

And you can figure out what had happened when the next day, it was reported all over the world that Justin Beiber had gone missing backstage for a concert, and when his dressing room was searched, all that was found was a small, brown, beaver, and somehow the song "Afro Circus" from Madagascar 3 playing on a continuous loop.

Hogwarts Rule 3: I will not refer to hanging with the Hufflepuffs as "slumming it."

The Weasley Twins walked in late for their eight o'clock detention with Professor McGonagall.

"Weasley and Weasley! Where were you, your dentention started over an hour ago!" exclaimed the Professor.

"We were slumming it, Professor," replied Fred earnestly.

"Mr.'s Weasley, may I ask, exactly where were you slumming it?" replied McGonagall dangerously.

"Why, the Hufflepuff common room, of course, dear Minnie!"

Hogwarts Rule 4: I will not sing Magic by BOB when I get my wand.

Last summer, Diagon Alley

Ginny Weasley was just about to get her wand- and she knew exactly what she was going to do the second she got it. I mean, come on folks! She wasn't teh Weasley Twins sister for nothing!
They walked into the secondhand wand shop, and Ginny tried out several wands before finding one that would work- Holly, 8.5 inches, and unicorn tail.

Ginny grinned and broke out into the chorus of MAGIC by BOB and when she finished, everyone, including the shopkeeper was giving her weird looks. Aside, of course, from her twin brothers.

George wiped a pretend tear from his eye, while Fred put a hand over his heart and sniffed dramatically.

"We've taught you well, little sister. We've taught you well." said George dramatically.

AAAAAANNNNDDD CUT!

Author's Note

* I'm aware that Justin Beiber wouldn't have been a singer in the Weasley's time, but I really wanted to do this one with the Weasley Twins, so please just pretend.

Hmm. I think that turned out fairly well. I know that a lot of this stuff wouldn't be around in when the Weasley's were at Hogwarts, but it just fit them so well.

And yes, Ginny has certainly been learning from her brothers :)

Please review, and I do appreciate constructive critism! But mindless flames will be used to heat my cauldron on Pottermore.

Bye!