"The Howler"
AN: So I have always wondered what would happen if Draco got a howler. Why would he get a howler? Since I like the idea of Draco, Neville, and Luna being demigods, that's where this came from.
Disclaimer: I don't own HP or PJO.
The Great Hall was buzzing with energy this fine winter morning that is until Ron came stomping in. People stared as he stomped passed, not at him though, at his hair. Ron's hair was a very bright green. When a mean bright, I mean neon lime green. He stomped to where Harry and Hermione were sitting and started to shovel food angrily into his mouth and muttering curses sending foo flying in all directions. Hermione was about to question Ron until he looked up with a murderous glare.
"Why Weasley see you finally admitted that Slytherin was the much better house." Malfoy strutted by with his pale nose stuck high in the air and was wearing a smug smirk on his face. "I mean I can't blame you. All that Gryffindor red and gold is very unflattering for that eccentric hair you're sporting." He let out a laugh and strode onto the Slytherin table to eat his breakfast.
"That, that bloody git! I know he was the one who did this. I just know it!" Ron let a frustrated snarl escape and went right back to eating is breakfast.
Hermione sighed. "Ronald, you have no proof that Malfoy did this. Besides even though he might of done it, you can't just go pointing fingers."
Neville leaned over toward them. "I think you'll find your answer. The owls are coming."
They continued to eat until they heard Seamus yell, "Look Malfoy's got a Howler, wait, he got two Howlers!"
The entire hall fell into silence as they watched an unknown owl fly toward Malfoy and land in front of him. He accepted the owl with a smile on his face and gladly took one of the sparking red envelopes. Whispers ran through the table on why he was smiling so grandly. Surely, a Howler was terrible, right?
As Malfoy ripped open the red envelope, two male voices were heard loud and clear.
"DUDE! THAT PRANKED YOU PULLED, ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! SUCH A CLASSIC!"
"TRAVIS EVEN PULLED IT ON KATIE! IT WAS GREAT! BRIGHT GREEN, CLASSIC!"
"I ALREADY SAID THAT YOU JERK STOP COPYING ME!"
Laughter erupted around the room.
"ANYWHO, ANNABETH IS ANGRY SO BE CAREFUL. SEE YOU NEXT SUMMER!"
Promptly after that, it burst into flames and crumbled to ash. He picked up the next one, a bit more tentatively this time, and ripped it open.
"DRACONIS MALFOY CHASE STOLL! YOU ARE IN SUCH BIG TROUBLE!"
The hall winced at such a loud volume of the female voice that was emitted.
"YOUR PRANK PULLING IS COMPLETELY UNEXCEPTABLE AND CHILDISH AND I HOPE YOU'RE SORRY OR YOU WILL BE! A COMPLETE AND UTTER DISGRACE TO THE ATHENA NAME! YOU MAY BE A HERMES AND AN HONORARY STOLL BUT YOU ARE STILL BLESSED AND SHOULD NOT BE DISGRACING IT! A COMPLETE MORON YOU ARE! JUST BE GLAD NEVILLE TOLD ME OR YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN IN A LOT MORE TROUBLE IF I FOUND OUT MYSELF! DON'T DO IT AGAIN OR ELSE."
The envelope caught on fire and turned to dust. They saw Draco turn to the Gryffindor table and start to walk towards it. Neville quickly stood up and ran out of the Great Hall with Draco screaming bloody murder behind him.
"Well," Dumbledore said with a twinkle in his eye, "off to class. Chop, Chop."