Song from Hairspray
"Hey there, teenage Canada!," Chris said as the show started, "Don't change that channel, 'cause it's time for Total Drama! Brought to you by McLean-Brand Hairspray!"
Chris: Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four
Chorus: Bop-bee-ba ba-ba-ba-ba bee-ba
Chris: A crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah
Chorus: Bop-bee-ba ba-ba-ba-ba bee-ba
Chris: They ditch all their bags and leave the parents behind
And then they look and sound and act like they're losing their minds
You'll never see them frown, 'cause they're nicest kids in town!
Chorus: Oooooh! Oooooh!
Chris: Oh, every afternoon, you turn your tv on
Chorus: Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na!
Chris: And we know you turn the sound up when your parents are gone, yeah
Chorus: Na-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na!
Chris: And then you twist and shout for your favorite star
And when you've practiced every step that's in your repertoire
You better come on down and meet the nicest kids in town!
Risky challenges like to lead the way
And twice a week, we have our free-time days
And I'm the man who keeps it spinning 'round
Mr. Chris McLean with the latest greatest Canada sound!
So, every afternoon, drop everything
Chorus: Bop-bee-ba ba-ba-ba-ba bee-ba
Chris: Who needs to read or write when you have thrills and chills and kills?
Chorus: Bop-bee-ba ba-ba-ba-ba bee-ba
Chris: Forget about your algebra and calculus
You can always do your homework on the morning bus
Can't tell a verb from a noun, they're the nicest kids in town!
Chorus: Oooooh!
Chris: Roll call!
Beth: I'm Beth!
DJ: DJ!
Gwen: Gwen!
Geoff: Geoff!
Lindsay: Lindsay!
Heather: Heather!
Duncan: Duncan!
Tyler: Tyler!
Harold: Harold!
Trent: Trent!
Bridgette: Bridgette!
Noah: Noah!
Ezekiel: Ezekiel!
Cody: Cody!
Eva: Eva!
Owen: Owen!
Courtney: Courtney!
Justin: Justin!
Katie: Katie!
Sadie: Sadie!
Izzy: And I'm Izzy!
Chris: So if every night, you're shaking as you lie in bed
Chorus: Mony mony! Ooh mony mony!
Chris: And the bass and drums are pounding in your head
Chorus: Mony mony! Ooh mony mony!
Chris: Who cares about sleep when you can snooze in school?
They'll never get to college, but they'll sure look cool
Don't need a cap or a gown when you're the nicest kids in town!
They're the nicest nicest
They're the nicest nicest
They're the sugar-and-spicest
All: Nicest kids in...
...kids in town!
Whoo!