Princess Daisy farted loudly as she fanned the air, wearing a pair of orange jeans as she was in the process of drinking. "Peeyew... ugh, I gotta change my diet. My farts stink so bad..."
"What a predicament, considering that we're hungry!" The Ice Climbers chimed in unison as both Popo and Nana had their stomachs growl in unison.
Daisy pooped her pants as she fell on her back, releasing a huge deep pitched brassy fart that shook the entire Smash Mansion, with Daisy groaning as she got up, the Ice Climbers giggling at her messy pants.
"Great... you two cute snowy dorks made me shit myself!" Daisy snapped as she dusted herself off, twirling around and replacing her crapped pants with her regular proper yellow and orange dress, placing on her regular crown as she placed her hands on her hips. "Well, I guess I can just use my flower power to clean it up, or something. Anyway, what do you two want?"
"It's what us THREE want!" Pichu chimed in as she emerged from behind Daisy, causing the tomboy red haired princess to fall flat on her face. "And we all want fast food!"
"Super fast food!" Popo and Nana chimed in as they were jumping in unison.
Daisy sighed as she placed her right hand on her forehead. "Ugh, fine... just tell me where you want to go..."
"Anywhere we want to!" The Ice Climbers and Pichu shouted as Pichu accidentally zapped herself, Daisy, and the Ice Climbers in a fit of excitement, with all of them twitching from the electricity jolting them. Falco Lombardi passed the group on his way to his tavern, shrugging as them as he did not want to be part of the story.
"Say, uh... what was that all about?" Barbara The Bat asked as she waited at the counter in Falco's tavern, having been waiting for the blue falcon to make his return to handling the bar so she could get a drink.
"Oh, you know, another story involving Princess Daisy farting in tight jeans," Falco calmly stated as he rubbed an empty glass he pulled from the shelf, shrugging. "...and two former Smashers tagging along with her to get food, or something."
"Wah, how typical..." Waluigi stated as he was there to get drunk off his ass after his tycoon business didn't do so well, standing on Barbara's left.