Naruto was masturbating, making lots of grunts and groans. He was so loud he woke up Sasuke, who was having a wet dream about set knuckle shuffler. He came into Naruto's room (pun intended) and started to juggle Naruto's balls. Naruto shot a load in Sasuke's face. Sasuke would have nothing do do with quick shots. He left for his room and went to bed. Naruto was left standing there with his willy sticking out. Some of his hot butter sauce got on his Nolan Ryan rookie card. Damn, thought Naruto.