Total Video Game Island

CHAPTER 1: New Show, New Crew


What is up guys, cjwriter1997 is here with my first story! This is a mash-up of famous video game characters that are all crossed together in a Total Drama Island based game show with challenges inspired by the games they are from.

First off: ALL THE VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME. THEY BELONG TO THEIR RIGHTFUL CREATORS AND DESIGNERS. THIS IS ONLY MADE FOR THE ENJOYMENT OF MY PASTIME.

Now that we got that cleared, let's move on.

Please feel free to do whatever you do to fan-fictions. I am always open to supportive feedback and criticism.

Hope your favorite video game or video game character is mentioned here. I tried to get a wide variety of characters from many different video games but we all know there are tons more than what I picked. So anyway, I hope you enjoy this.

THANKS FOR READING!


"I'm in the mood for some pellets right now, could maybe eat a couple of delicious fruit but of course I can't...because I'm here to host the first edition of Video Game Drama Island!" said the round yellow man we know as Pac-Man. He was standing near a helicopter pad in the middle of a moderate sized island where it was covered in buildings and trees and smelt like a jungle. "Yes that is right, as a spin-off series to the beloved Total Drama Island, Chris McLean has made me the host of this show and with all pride I am so glad that he picked me. I am the legendary arcade icon from Namco studios, I am the amazing ghost chaser, I am the yellow man of awesomeness, I-"

"Boss! The contestants are coming!" said a young boy who wore a striped shirt and baseball hat.

"Quiet Ness!" scowled Pac-Man facing to his left to Ness who fell timid "I'm in the middle of something. Go play along with that stick of yours"

"Um...It's a baseball bat" Ness corrected scratching behind his ear.

"I don't care" shouted Pac-Man. His demeanor changed as he looked back at the camera with his big smile "Sorry about that folks, he's uh, a newbie here" he shook his head "Anyway we got a great cast of iconic video game characters. There all from different games, with a few from the same. We have a total of 24 of them who will compete in a series of challenges, and one by one they'll get eliminated until one remains and that one wins...not a million but 2 million dollars. There is also a special bonus in which I'll mention once all contestants arrive."

"Um, boss," squeaked Ness

"What is it now!" Pac-Man scowled fiercely

"The helicopter is approaching" replied the boy pointing at a small speck in the sky quickly growing larger and more visible. Pac-Man quickly ran up to the helicopter pad and ordered all the staff to get ready. The wind from the blades of the helicopter became violent blowing Ness into a tree. As the helicopter landed Pac-Man ordered to shut it off immediately. The rotors slowed down to a stop as Pac-Man ordered a staff to pull Ness off the tree.

"Well folks" Pac-Man said to the camera as he walked towards the cabin door of the chopper. "Let's meet our contestants" He grab the helicopter door and looked over to where Ness was. One of the staff gave him a ladder and he fell down halfway through and landed on the staff with a thud.

"Oh please don't let them be as useless as him" Pac-Man muttered to himself

The door was open and Pac-Man ordered one contestant to come out one at a time. The first contestant that decided to go was a blue hedgehog with red sneakers. He seemed confident and proud. As he jumped off the cabin door he did a flip and landed on both his feet flawlessly,

"You guys know me, I'm the fastest creature in the world. My name is Sonic the Hedgehog and I'm here to win, nothing else"

Pac-Man nodded "Long time no see my friend. How's that new game of yours coming?"

Sonic laughed "Like I'm gonna tell you."

"Um, excuse me, can we move on, it's getting quite musty in here" said a young lady who wore shorts and a blue tank-top. She had two pistols hooked up to her waistline.

"Hey, no guns are permitted in this show, put them away" Pac-Man ordered. The lady shrugged and took the guns off and handed them to Pac-Man who gave it to a staff to lock it away. Then Pac-Man asked the lady to introduce herself.

"Hello everybody, my name is Lara Croft from the video game series Tomb Raider. It's a pleasure to be here"

Pac-Man nodded "Nice having you here too, NEXT!"

"Oh yeah, it's a me, Mario!" said a happy man wearing overalls over a red shirt and a red hat. He jumped up having a "boing" sound when he did. "Imma happy to be here"

Sonic rolled his eyes and said to himself "Great"

Pac-Man smiled "Thanks for coming Mario, it's been a while since I seen you too"

Then a blocky man with blocky features jumped off and waved. He stayed silent however not showing too much expression.

"Ah Steve from Minecraft" Pac-Man acknowledged "Nice of you to join us"

Steve nodded.

"Move out the way, Master Chief coming through" said an armored soldier with a helmet and a visor. He was tall and lean and tough even though we couldn't see his face or body.

"Hey MC, welcome" Pac-Man welcomed. Master Chief stopped in his tracks and walked over to Pac-Man.

"Did you just call me, MC?" he asked very sternly

"Why yes I did, can I help you?" Pac-Man asked not showing fear (although Pac-Man is used to being chased by ghosts and stuff so yeah)

Master Chief lifted his hand "High five man, I like being called that"

Pac-Man laughed and high fived him "Ah you got me wondering there. I almost had to call security. But anyway let's move on, NEXT."

Master Chief walked over to the rest of the contestants. Ness walked up to him and smiled.

"Hi, MC" he said

"Shut up" was the reply

A orange robot walked out the cabin and pumped its arm. Only it wasn't an it. It was Samus the female soldier from the game Metroid. She walked up to Pac-Man and shook his hand.

"Wowee!" shouted a red creature wearing baggy jeans from the cabin "Spyro can you believe what you see?"

A purple dragon walked up to him and smiled "Indeed, Crash. It's good to get noticed more since both of our careers have gone downhill"

Crash hushed him "Don't say that right now"

"Oh sorry," Spyro blushed "You know me, I get carried away with my words"

Pac-Man told the two stand by the others while a pretty woman in a pink dress with blonde hair and a crown stepped down with the help of Mario.

"Oh thank you dear," she said with smile

Mario smiled "Anything for a you, Princess Peach". Mario and Peach walked over to the other video game contestants. Master Chief gave a flirting whistle as he saw Peach. Peach laughed but Mario ran up to Master Chief with anger.

"Just a who the hell do you think you are, whistling at my fair lady" Mario confronted

Master Chief laughed real hard "Wait, what? I cannot believe that you too are actually dating" he laughs even more "It's alright fat boy, go to your 'fair lady'. I won't mess with her anymore" he laughs even more.

Pac-Man hushed Master Chief "Nice words MC, but learn to stay quiet sometime so we can get on with the show"

"He called me fat boy" Mario whined

"NEXT!"

A young man, cloaked in green garment, walked out the cabin and swung his sword at an imaginary man. Then he retracted his sword and smiled. "Just a little swordsmanship, I say"

Pac-Man seemed impressed "That sword there you got it's good stuff. And your voice, Link, is pretty cool too."

Link chuckled as he scratched the back of his neck "Ah thanks, it's different not being in a video game. I can actually talk."

"Hey, Peter Pan, move away so I can steal the show" said a tall beautiful young lady wearing a leather exposing vest and leather gloves. Her pants were tight and black. She stood there with crossing her arms and tapping her right foot.

Link quickly moved out the way not saying anything and the lady jumped off and looked at the camera.

"Readers, I'm Sonya Blade from the Mortal Kombat series" she then looked at the other contestants "Losers, if you try to ever get in my way of winning, prepare to get your ass kicked" As she walked on a man with a camouflage outfit and sturdy black boots walked out the helicopter and saluted to the camera.

"Name's Solid Snake. From the district of Metal Gear" he said then dropped the salute.

"Hi!" shouted a cute small pink creature who seemed pumped. He looked at the contestants and pointed a little arm at them "Me Kirby, ya, me KIRBY!"

"What?" Sonic raised an eyebrow

Pac-Man smiled at the pink creature "Welcome to the show, my friend" Kirby smiled and waved his hands in the air and then rolled around towards the rest of the characters.

Over back at the helicopter was a young boy with spiky brown hair with big shoes and a red shirt and pants. He carried a long key-like blade over his shoulder. He smiled a bright smile.

"Hey everyone, my name is Sora from the game series of Kingdom Hearts. This right here is my Keyblade."

"What the hell is this? Show and tell?" scoffed Sonya Blade "Get out of here nerd"

Sora chuckled uncomfortably as he walked away. Then a pink creature wearing a red dress quickly walked up to Sora and placed an arm on him. Sora quickly turned around.

"It's okay Sora, I like your keyblade. It's cool" she said

"Well thanks, I-" Sora tried to say

"But not as much as I love Sonic!" said the girl as she looked at Sonic with dreamy eyes.

Sonic faked a gag "Nice one Amy"

Amy laughed "Oh Sonic"

"This is getting highly foolish" said a red girl with long blonde hair. She wore casual clothes and held a pencil and notepad in her hands. She was tapping the eraser on her cheekbone.

Amy looked at her with disgust "And you are?"

The girl smiled "My thanks for asking, I go by the proper name of Coco Bandicoot but you can refer me as Coco"

"Nerd alert" Sonya said

Coco smiled again "The proper term I use is 'Genius'"

"Whatever" Sonya rolled her eyes

Coco got off and joined her brother Crash and his friend Spyro. The next contestant stepped down from the helicopter. He was young man, but short, wearing nothing but blue armor.

"Yo yo yo! Mr. Mega to the Man in the house" shouted the happy blue man

"Nice to see another one of my biggest rivals here" Pac-Man grinned "Only this one sucks as bad as I do"

Mega Man gave a look "When was the last game you made big bucks on?"

"Oh really, I'm guessing the new Mega Man X franchise isn't coming soon either" Pac-Man said with a sly smile. Then they both start laughing. "Oh I remember those times"

Mega Man walked up to Pac-Man and gave him a secret handshake. Then Pac-Man gasped as he saw something he would bare not to see...his wife.

"Hello my dear Pac-Man!" she waved as she got off the chopper. "Look, I'm here for the show" she quickly ran up to him where he froze. When Ms. Pac-Man saw his expression she tilted her head "What's the matter? Didn't expect to see your ex-wife being a contestant of your very own show?"

"Ex?" Mega Man raised an eyebrow

Pac-Man's yellow skin were paler than Peach's skin. He looked around and shouted "Alright, who let her in! Security! Take her away!"

Ms. Pac-Man laughed "Silly, I already signed a contract. I'm set right here for good"

Pac-Man got on his knees and hollered "No" for a very long time. When he was done he got up and said to a worker "You're fired"

"But I didn't do anything" replied the helpless worker

"You're just fired. Security take this guy away" ordered the angry host. Two big men picked the worker up and took him away. Pac-Man looked at his wife and sighed. "Well, if you're a contestant then go with the other contestants" he mumbled.

Then a young girl, wearing baggy jeans and a white tank top, came out with a hop. She wore big glasses and a red beanie.

"Hello guys" she greeted "My name's Tricky. I'm a runner from the mobile game, Subway Surfers."

"Wait, I didn't know you would accept mobile game characters" Lara Croft raised an eyebrow

"Hey," shrugged Pac-Man "Chris told me to have at least one character from Subway Surfers because he is really addicted to that game"

"But I can still do really well," Tricky stated "Just wait until we get the first challenge. I'll prove to you"

A tall ripped man wearing a white karate gi with ripped sleeves and a black belt wrapped around his waist cleared his throat loudly. They rest of the contestants look towards the man.

"Sorry, sore throat" he explained "My name is Ryu by the way, from the Street Fighter franchise" he bowed slightly and walked over to the rest.

Next was a young martial artist who wore a red headband and black pants with red stripes on the side. He came out reading a book, one with foreign characters on the cover. He came not noticing the rest. Pac-Man crossed his arms and cleared his throat.

Liu Kang looked up and smiled "Oh, terribly sorry, got carried away with this book"

Sonic frowned "Dude you've been reading that all day"

"I know" nodded Liu Kang with a smile "It's a really good book about ancient martial arts"

Ryu looked up "Which one is it?"

Liu Kang showed the cover "Techniques with Peace Fighting Vol. 3. My favorite so far"

Ryu laughed "I read that one 4 times. But don't worry I won't spoil it for you" Liu Kang laughed with him.

Sonya Blade grew impatient again "Hey, can we move on?"

Pac-Man agreed "NEXT!"

Out came out the helicopter was a two-tailed fox who flew and landed on the ground at ease. He had a device in his hands that he pressed a button on. Immediately a song was played, and the fox smiled.

"Good afternoon, fellow competitors, my name is Miles Prower, but you all know me as Tails. The good-hearted genius of Sega studios. And this here is my self-made MP3 player. It can hold over 1 billion songs which is more than enough for me"

Lara Croft raised an eyebrow "Interesting"

Ms. Pac-Man laughed "That's incredible, you should sell more copies of those. You'll make good money."

"Well that's why I came here to earn the money for this product" Tails replied pausing the song. "Now if you excuse me, my intro is done"

Back at the chopper cabin, a contestant was there looking around the island. This contestant was a scary-looking yellow duck with a metal body. "Hello, I'm Chica from the Five Night's At Freddy's franchise" although she looked slightly intimidating, her voicing was very gentle and welcoming.

She didn't say nothing else as she moved along. The last contestant was a young beautiful lady, who wore a royal purple dress and golden crown. Unlike Peach, this character was more vividly realistic. She floated off the cabin of the helicopter and onto the ground.

"Hello there, my name is Zelda from the Legend of Zelda franchise and it's an honor to be here. It's nice seeing new people from new worlds."

"Indeed that is Zelda" Pac-Man agreed and then counted off the contestants. "24 of you guys. That's perfect. Reason why, is I need an even amount of contestants to make equal teams. We'll get to that later though"

"Hey um, Pac-Man?" called Amy "Is there ever so happen to be a place where I can...you know"

Pac-Man nodded "Actually there's something I wanna show you. Please follow me"

The contestants were now at a building where there was two rooms. One was blocked by a wooden door and one only by a curtain. They each had a plaque above the entrance. One encrypted with "Voting" and the other with "Confessional".

Pac-Man had them all inside the building and pointed at the curtain. "This is the voting room in which you will walk in and use the Voting Slip, a certified piece paper just for voting, and make your decision right there." The he pointed at the wooden door "This is the Confessional room, where you may go in to talk about what's on your mind. Feel free to use it anytime."


(CONFESSIONALS WILL ALWAYS BE LIKE THIS)

Sonic: Wow the confessional is actually not in a stinky bathroom for once. Anyway, Sonic's gonna win the game yo. This show will only further my career. (Scratches the back of his neck) Yeah so much, that my next game will actually be pretty decent...wait, did I really just say that!

Sonya: Last thing I wanna do is freakin' sit her and talk about "what's on my mind" but I was just curious okay. (sits with arms crossed).

Link: I've been thinking about what I should do for this show. So I thought maybe I could be the class clown you know, but rejected that idea. I'm just gonna be my normal self. It's the only Link I know.

Liu Kang: (sits on the seat reading a book)
Chica (from outside): (knocks on the door) Um, are you done yet?

Tricky: Ooh, what does this button do (clicks button and now she's upside down) Whoa, sweet (pushes another button and now is black and white) haha (pushes another button and gets sprung in the air and hits her head on the ceiling) Ow!...haha let's do it again! (pushes it again and again till confessional is over)


The next spot Pac-Man showed was the cafeteria where Donkey Kong, who wasn't very happy to be here, is the chef.

"Listen up!" Donkey Kong ordered "I am the cook for this little here island. The meal schedule is always, ALWAYS, right by the front entrance. So I don't want to hear no whining and crying about what's for dinner. Speaking of dinner, it is always, ALWAYS at exactly 6 o' clock. Now remember if you miss dinner, I will not save a plate. SO, if you want your spaghetti and meatballs be here by 6 o'clock, GOT IT!?"

"Oh yeah! Spaghetti and Meatballs!" cheered Mario but then was silence when Donkey Kong threw a stale biscuit at him and landed in his mouth.

"As I said, dinner is at 6 o'clock no less." Donkey Kong restated "Now go on and get out of here. I'm very busy making you suckers your damn dinner"


Mario: What's a his deal? I was just a excited. Big Grump (Donkey Kong appears in confessional and stuffs another stale biscuit in his mouth.


Soon Pac-Man showed their cabins. One for the boys and one for the girls. He then continued on to the Arcade Zone which is where the elimination ceremony would take place. He also showed the gym in which is for recreation and challenges only. Finally they went back to the dock and Pac-Man had a clipboard in his hands.

"Now that the tour is done, we can now begin with giving you guys your teams" he said as the contestants all gathered up. Pac-Man read his clipboard "So, Team 1 will be known as the Raging Gamers and will include Lara Croft, Kirby, Crash, Sonic, Tails, Spyro, Sonya, Sora, Amy, Coco, Tricky, and Mega Man. Those who were just called will go to the left patch of grass over there" Pac-Man pointed towards their patch of grass. He then looked at his clipboard again "Team 2 will be known as the Dangerous Noobs which will include the rest of you guys, Mario, Zelda, Chica, Link, Steve, Peach, Samus, Ryu, Master Chief er...I'm mean MC, Solid Snake, Liu Kang and" he shivers "Ms. Pac-Man"

Ms. Pac-Man gave a glare.

"So those are your teams" Pac-Man continued "Now there's something special about the teams. There is a Captain for each team. The captain is the leader of the team. The captain makes the final decisions in challenges. Plus they also earn immunity during a challenge that has Captain's Immunity. Those challenges will act like regular challenges and after the challenge I will state if Captain's Immunity is available.

"However, there is also Captain's Fail, and like Captain's Immunity, you won't know it until after the challenge. Captain's Fail is when the Captain of the losing team gets automatically eliminated. No voting, just straight up the boot to the behind goodbye. So you gotta be careful when you become captain. You may never know when you might fail"

"I think I could handle that" Sora said to himself

"Now how we pick the captains are simple." Pac-Man continued as he took a device from Ness "I have here a special device that randomizes the name I put in. Whatever name is chosen from this, has the choice to decline or become captain. Pretty simple. Now the names are already here" he navigated a little in the device "First off the Raging Gamers"

The randomizer buzzed and hummed as it randomly picked Sonic. Pac-Man asked Sonic if he wanted to be captain.

"With pleasure" said Sonic with a sly grin

"Ok then next up the Dangerous Noobs'" Pac-Man started the randomizer and it hummed and buzzed again. It landed on Zelda. "Zelda do you want to become captain?"


Zelda: The honor of being captain is quite the job, and as a princess I know what it's like to be in rule but however, that Captain's fail. I cannot bear being eliminated for doing nothing but leading my team. It's like being dethroned. There's no way.


"I decline" Zelda answered

"Ok then here we go again" the randomizer was started and landed on Mario. "Mr. Mario, do you wanna become captain. Think about your rival is also team captain"


Mario: That is a right! Now I have a chance to embarrass Sonic a once again!


"I accept!" Mario shouted as a reply "Because Sonic is going down"

Sonic smirked "Good enthusiasm, 'Mr. Mario'. I'll be sure to give my team extra pride when we defeat you guys"

Mario and Sonic begin to bicker some more. Pac-Man leaned over to Mega Man "Are you glad we are not as popular as them"

Mega Man held a laugh "Their fame gets into their heads"

Pac-Man nodded and chuckled "Agreed my friend" then he went back to his spot and blew a whistle through his fingers. It pierced right through the ears of the contestants, making the startled contestants cover them with their hands.

"Thank you, now let's move on, shall we" Pac-Man continued "There's one more specific thing I want you to know. And that is the grand prize. As you may have known, the winner of this show earns a buttload of money. But there is also one more thing you guys will earn."

"Really? What could top 2 million bucks?" asked Crash

"Maybe another million" proposed Spyro

"Quiet please, I'm talking" the host hushed "What I was leading to say was the winner also gets 1 million dollars given to their franchise. That means the winning contestant gets a bonus on their salary as well."

"Woohoo!" cheered Kirby "Me Happy!"

"Yes yes," Pac-Man waved a pointer finger in the air "It's exciting but please remember that it takes a lot of pressure and survival to get to the finale and even more to win. There are loads of challenges to come, some of them extremely hard to complete."

"So exactly what variant of difficulty will we encounter in the challenges?" Coco asked

Pac-Man looked a little confused but soon realized what she meant "Oh yes, the first 3 challenges will be called training test courses. Basically there more simplified than the rest of the challenges. Basically involving great athletic skills and cohesive strategy. And with that being said after three challenges, we will have 2 brand new contestants and will start the Universal LandScape Machine or ULS Machine" He let the words soak in and then continued.

"You might be wondering what this machine is. The ULS Machine is a landscape driver for video game layouts that only works with a realistic drive area. In other words, it turns the island into a virtual reality."

"That's freakin' awesome" Mega Man exclaimed "It's like being in a video game but in real life."

"Exactly, so if you wanna see what this machine does then stay alive for the next three challenges."

The contestants were all getting excited with them chattering with each other. Tails raised a hand.

"Yes Tails" Pac-Man called

"What exact layouts will we visit?" asked the fox

Pac-Man grew a wide smile "Pretty much every game mentioned on this show"


Tails: That is technology I dream to learn to create. To make virtual reality in real life. I must know the blueprints.


"So where is this machine?" asked Liu Kang

"It's still being installed right now. Which is why we are doing the training challenges." then Pac-Man clasped his hands and smiled "Well, that's some crazy stuff right? Now it is almost 6 o'clock so why don't we wrap this up so you can eat. Ok?"

The contestants all agreed as they were getting hungry. Pac-Man let them go and they all went off, most of them going to the cafeteria.

At the cafeteria

"Where's the spaghetti and meatballs?" whined Mario. Donkey Kong gave a evil glare and Mario sighed "Chicken and mashed potatoes are fine"

"I think he was just joking when he said the stuff about the spaghetti" Sora informed

"I kinda figure a that" said Mario disappointingly

Solid Snake was sitting in the table in the far right corner of the cafeteria. He was eating proportionally while study the outside environment. Samus saw him and sat next to him. Snake looked up and nodded. Samus took her helmet off and took a deep breath.

"Man, is it musty in there" she joked. Snake smiled. Samus took her fork and knife and began cutting her chicken. "It's been awhile since our Super Smash Brawl Tag Team Tournament."

Snake nodded "Sure has"

"It's funny because we were on the same team then and now we're on the same team again." she stuffed a slither of chicken her mouth before she almost gagged.

"What's the matter?" asked Snake

"This chicken is way too dry." she said as she spit it into a napkin "It's like eating a poultry flavored chalk"

Snake chuckled as he looked at his plate of mashed potatoes and two drumsticks "Mine came out fine. You can have it if you one of mine if you want. He gave me two as you can see"

Samus shook her head "I'm fine, he gave me a lot of mashed potatoes as you can see" the both laughed, Samus laughing more lively than Snake.

Over at the Raging Gamers' table, the table made because the captain, Sonic, wanted all of his teammates to eat together, Kirby was eating away on the 6 pieces of chicken he asked Donkey Kong to have. All of the other teammates were watching him chow down all that food. Kirby stopped and pointed at Tricky's plate.

"You eat that?" he asked with mouthful of potatoes

Tricky shrugged and gave Kirby her chicken "I'm a vegetarian anyway"

Sora chuckled slightly "I used to be, til I met bacon"

"BACON!" Kirby screamed

"No no, there's no bacon now" Sonic replied annoyed "Sora why you gotta bring that up?"

"Bring what up?" asked Sora

"The bacon thing" came the reply

"BACON!" Kirby screamed again

"Hey quiet! I said there's no bacon!" Sonic pounded his fist on the table Kirby was quiet afterwards.


Sonic: Note to self, never in front of Kirby say the word bacon.
Kirby (from outside confessional): BACON! (Sonic jumps up in the air, startled, and hits his head on the ceiling)


Over by Mario, he sat with Peach as the two talked romantically to each other. Mario grabbed her hand and looked into her eyes.

"If I won the money I'd a give half to you" he said contently in love

Peach smiled "Same here Mario. It is really nice being with you. I'm glad we could come here together"

"And itza nice being on the same team" replied Mario

"Oh it is" smiled Peach with her eyes dazzling

"Oh my, my heart is melting" Mario joked. They both laughed until Master Chief came by with his food, sat next to Mario and put an arm around him.

"Hey buddy! Aren't you glad we are on the same team" the Chief said it a very sarcastic tone.

Mario nudged away from Master Chief as he removed his arm off his shoulders. "What do you want?"

"Just wanted to be nice and sit with people and start a conversation" he said, once again very sarcastically "I'm not interrupting anything am I?"

"Why ye-" Mario began

"Oh no, you're fine" Peach answered. Mario gave a look but she held her hand to tell him to stop. Master Chief laughed heartedly.

"Oh come on, we can be friends, huh buddy?"

Mario was silent until Peach kicked him in the shin from under the table. "Yes" he muttered


Mario: I'm doing this for Peach, I don't want to upset my fair lady. Don't get me a wrong, I am not officially "friends" with that dumb goon. Hmph!

Master Chief: I'm just messing with the bozo. He's useless to me, but I do need some pretty strong alliances, and Mario is the strongest of them all...popularity wise.


After dinner the contestants went to their cabins. Both the cabins were split for both teams. There were labels above the doors of each section. The girls' cabin was closer to the shore while the boys' was nearer to the forest. Together they sat peacefully.

Steve was standing outside watching some birds perched at the girl cabin's roof pecking at the gutter. He then saw Sonya walk right under them. Steve had an idea, because he needed amusement, he picked a tiny pebble and tossed right at the bird. It hit it square on the head. Just as he planned the bird squawked and plopped a bird loogie on top of Sonya's hair.

Sonya felt it but thought it was a rain but once she touched it she nearly gagged. "EW! Bird shit in my hair! Bird shit in my hair!" she ran quickly inside to take a shower. The guys were laughing their ass off.


Steve: (silently giggles)


"I call this bunk right by the window" Sonic stated as his team's pack of males explored the cabin. It was dull with light grey walls and a red shaggy carpet. Sonic hopped on the bottom bunk. He patted the slightly firm mattress "Meh, ain't so bad" he then sniffed the bed "the sheets smell good"

Crash hopped right on the nearest bunk "Yahoo! I'm officially done for the night!" then he started snoring right away. Soft but rumbly.

Tails takes his spot on the bunk above Sonic's. Mega Man laid in the bed across from then and Sora hopped on the bunk above Mega Man. Spyro flew up on the bunk above Crash and Kirby hopped the remaining bottom bunk.

Over at the other side of the cabin, the Noobs were settling in too. Mario called a bunk all to himself. Master Chief shared a bunk with Link, Liu Kang shared a bunk with Ryu and Steve bunked with Solid Snake.

The girls quickly found their bunks as well and soon all the contestants were asleep. Pac-Man sat in his office turning off his office computer. He smiled at the camera.

"Well, I'm gonna call it a day. This has been the very first episode of Total Video Game Island. Our first challenge is tomorrow and the first day of ULS training. With that being said, which team will win it? Who will be our first one gone? Will Mario ever get his spaghetti and meatballs? Will Kirby ever stop going nuts for Bacon? And most importantly who on earth will be the winner of this show? All this will be answered sometime soon on Total Video Game Island"

"Can't believe my ex-wife is here" Pac-Man muttered off-camera.


Well, what did you think? Who do want to win? Who do you want to lose? Any characters you absolutely hate? Love? Let me know what you think.


Raging Gamers: Challenges Won: 0
Members: Sonic (Captain), Sora, Crash, Lara Croft, Coco, Tricky, Crash, Spyro, Amy, Tails, Sonya, Kirby

Dangerous Noobs: Challenges Won: 0
Members: Mario (Captain), Zelda, Chica, Steve, Master Chief, Samus, Peach, Solid Snake, Ms. Pac-Man, Liu Kang, Link, Ryu

Eliminated: None