Not much to say.. I hope you'll enjoy it

DISCLAIMER: I don't own McDonalds, but I do own Mai-HiME MWUHAHAHAHAHA--OW! -rubs her head- Okay okay fine I don't own it! Happy now? -sits in emo-corner-

-KSHH- "Hi welcome to McDonalds, may I take your order?"

The honey brunette poked her head out of the open window and began to talk, "Ara, yes, I would like to have.. Medium French Fries, a Big Mac with extra mayonnaise and a medium Coca-Cola Classic." There was a short pause before Shizuru got a reaction, "Okay ma'am, please drive around, your order will be ready soon."

"Ara, ookini!" Shizuru replied before driving around the corner.

She stopped at the window, where a girl sat. The girl, who looked around 17 years old, had short black hair with two braids dangling along each side of her head.

"Hi Shizuru-san!", the black haired girl greeted energetically, "I knew that accent sounded familiar!"

"Mikoto-han?", Shizuru said in a surprised tone, " Didn't you work at Mai-han's restaurant?"

"Un..", Mikoto nodded sadly, "I used to.. But Mai said I had to go.."

"Ara, why?", the ex-Kaichou asked. "Well.. Every day I worked there, we usually would either: A. End up making out in the freezer or B. End up making out behind the dumpster…"

The tea-addict giggled, "Ara, a little love on the work floor? Did Mai-han get distracted by you too much?", she teased.

The cat-girl shook her head, "Mai didn't mind it at first.. But after leaning against the door that leads to the restaurant itself and falling in while making out.. A lot of people were pretty shocked, so Mai thought it would be better if we worked separated to prevent it from happening again", Mikoto tapped the cap with the big yellow 'M' she was wearing, "And that's how I ended up here."

Mikoto grinned and handed Shizuru her order, "Let's see.. That makes a total of.. ¥733."

The red-eyed woman paid and bid her goodbye before driving away, 'Ara, my puppy will be happy when she sees what I brought along for her!'

In the meantime, our favorite blunette stood in front of the fridge.

"Hmm... Okay this can't be so hard... I mean if Mai can do it, so can I, right? Then again… Mai is a chef with her own damn restaurant! ..What am I nagging about, for Kami's sake! It's a freaking salad! Yosh! Let's get to work! Shizuru will be so proud if she sees that I made myself a salad instead of some mayo-junk food goodness! Okay... So... What exactly do you put in a salad..?" Natsuki groaned, "I'll have to call Mai... Hn... If she laughs at me or dares to tell that stupid spider or Shizuru, I'll kill her!" The mayo-loving biker took her cell phone out of her pocket and started to dial Mai's phone number.

"He—", Natsuki cut Mai off before she could even say 'hello'. "Mai it's me Natsuki! I need your help.. Badly.."

"Natsuki! What hap—Wait a minute.. Natsuki, did you pick a fight with a police officer again?" Mai asked, her voice full of suspicion.

Natsuki blushed in embarrassment before yelling at Mai, "Mai! That only happened one time! One time! And only because he was hitting on Shizuru!"

The redhead giggled, "Sure, sure.. Anyway, what's the emergency?"

"Huh? ..Oh! Yeah! Tell me what do you put in a salad?"

There was a short silence. "Mai? Hello? You still with me?"

"Natsuki?"

"Yes, Mai?"

"Y-your emergency i- is about a s-salad?"

"Yes", Natsuki replied seriously. Mai burst out in laughter and again Natsuki blushed in embarrassment, "O-oi Mai! It's not funny!"

After a few minutes Mai finally stopped laughing, "A-Ah gomen gomen, Natsuki. So, why do you need to know what goes in a salad? Are you making dinner for Shizuru-san?"

"No, it's for me."

"Natsuki, are you alright?!", the redhead panicked. " Mai.. I—"

"Oh dear Kami-sama! Did you hit your head or do you have a fever?!"

"Mai! Ca—"

"Stay right where you are, I'll be right there!"

"MAI! CALM THE FUCK DOWN! "

"…"

Natsuki sighed and massaged the bridge of her nose, "I'm fine, I just want to make myself a salad because.. Well.. I mean.. Shizuru would be so proud, you know..?"

"…"

"Mai?"

"OH DEAR KAMI-SAMA! THAT IS SO ADORABLE!"

The green-eyed woman smacked the palm of her hand against her forehead, "Yeah yeah, enough embarrassing me.. Just tell me what the hell you put in a salad already!"

"Hai hai.. Hmm let's see.. Just a simple salad right?"

"Un."

Mai began to tell Natsuki what she needed and how to prepare it while the blunette took the ingredients out of the fridge and did exactly as she was told.

"Mmhmm and now it's done right?"

"Hai. Well I have to go now, Mikoto will be home soon. I hope you'll enjoy your salad!"

"I will Mai, oh yeah", Natsuki paused for a moment before continuing her sentence in a sugar-coated voice, " and if you tell anyone about this I'll kill you, slowly and very painful.."

The biker could hear a loud gulp and smirked, "Understood?"

"H-hai!"

"Thanks Mai, say hi to Mikoto for me, okay? Bye", Natsuki hung up and put her phone back in her pocket. She put the plate, on which her self-made salad was on, on the kitchen table and sat down.

Just when she was about to take a bite, the sound of a door opening and closing was heard, followed by an: "Ara, Natsuki I'm home!"

The red-eyed goddess walked into the kitchen and kissed Natsuki on the cheek. "Welcome home, Shizuru", the blunette said in a warm and loving voice.

Shizuru smiled, "I brought a little something for you, koi." She held the paper bag with a big yellow 'M' in front of Natsuki.

"Thank you Shizuru but.. I already made myself a salad..", Natsuki said while pointing to her plate.

The loner frowned, "I'm sorry Shizuru.."

"No, it's okay my Natsuki. I'm proud that you cooked yourself something healthy," Shizuru replied as she gave Natsuki a hug. Natsuki's eyes lit up at what Shizuru just had said, "Really?"

Shizuru pulled back and giggled, "Really, but.. What do we with this now?" She pointed at the paper bag that was now standing on the kitchen table, "Even though it's so unhealthy, it would be such a waste to throw it away."

Natsuki smiled, "Why don't you eat it? I mean I already have my food ready, that way you have something too."

Shizuru hesitated a little, but agreed when she saw Natsuki looking at her with a smile that made her melt on the inside. 'Ara, my Natsuki is so adorable! I can't say no to that face!'

Shizuru sat down and started to take the food out of the bag. Natsuki who was munching on some lettuce, watched Shizuru carefully as she unwrapped everything.

Shizuru looked at the -with grease dripping- food with a troubled look on her face. She picked up the hamburger and brought it to her mouth, 'A-Ara, I think I'm going to be sick.. How can Natsuki eat this?"

Natsuki had caught the troubled look on Shizuru's face, "Ne, Shizuru, are you alright? You look like you're about to throw up.."

"I'm fine..", the honey brunette replied even though she still looked like she was about to throw up.

The blunette chuckled which made the other look up at her. She moved her plate towards the older woman and pointed towards the greasy food that was in front of Shizuru.

"Hey Shizuru, wanna switch?"

R&R Purrizu!