An: I own this story! But the concept of Know Your Stars and the great
Rurouni Kenshin are in no way mine.
AN: NEW KENSHIN STORY! Yay! . . . All right, so it's not Kenshin Is Bored, but I got another idea just as I was about to type the first chapter for that. For those of you who read my Inuyasha fics, you are well acquainted with Know Your Sengoku Jidai. And how I've managed to humiliate every single character that I can get my hands on. Well, I figured that as my other favorite Anime, Rurouni Kenshin should be parodied too. And that's basically how this story came to be. So let us start it off with our favorite sandal-wearing redhead, KENSHIN!
WARNING. . . THIS STORY IS PURE NONSENCE. . . IT IS HUMOR. . . IT IS A PARODY, AND AT TIMES WILL SEEM MEANINGLESS. IF THIS DOES NOT APPEAL TO YOU THEN PLEASE DO NOT READ.
(There will be some references to Kaoru Is Bored here, just so you know)
"Oro?"
*** Narrarator, Me ***
Know Your Post Meiji Era
Kenshin - "Natural" Yahiko-Eater
The scene opens upon a lounge-type room. Deep purple and red curtains hang, and a comfortable director's chair resides happily in the middle. Deep off into the background graffiti reading "Boy Who Wearz A Mask And A Cape Waz Here" can be seen. Kenshin walks out onto the set, his eyes wide with Kenny- interest as he takes a seat in the director's chair. Almost immediately, he is knocked down off the chair by a booming voice . . .
*** Know your stars, know your stars, and know your stars. . . ***
"Oro?"
*** Kenshin . . . he's not a natural redhead. . .***
Kenshin's hands flew to cover his roots as he yelled out in Kenny-anger. . .
"Sessha is a natural redhead! That I am!!"
*** Kenshin . . . his favorite food is chopped up Yahiko. . .***
"WHAT?! Sessha does not eat little Yahiko! That he does not!"
*** Kenshin . . . he's secretly dating the newly married Bob. . . (this was the reference to Karou Is bored ***
Kenshin let out an "Eep" and shook his head profusely.
"No!! Sessha and Bob are just friends!!! Bob is merely Sessha's hairdresser!!!"
*** Sure Kenshin . . . Sure. . . ***
"SESSHA SPEAKS THE TRUTH!"
*** We're going to sic Kaoru on you, you Yahiko-eating, non-natural redheaded Bob dater! ***
"ORO! NO! WAIT! WHO ARE YOU?! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
AN: Ahh. . .
Just to clarify:
Kenshin is SUPPOSED to be out of character, the chapters in this story will all be about a page or so long, and it is supposed to be pointless. Please review :D
AN: NEW KENSHIN STORY! Yay! . . . All right, so it's not Kenshin Is Bored, but I got another idea just as I was about to type the first chapter for that. For those of you who read my Inuyasha fics, you are well acquainted with Know Your Sengoku Jidai. And how I've managed to humiliate every single character that I can get my hands on. Well, I figured that as my other favorite Anime, Rurouni Kenshin should be parodied too. And that's basically how this story came to be. So let us start it off with our favorite sandal-wearing redhead, KENSHIN!
WARNING. . . THIS STORY IS PURE NONSENCE. . . IT IS HUMOR. . . IT IS A PARODY, AND AT TIMES WILL SEEM MEANINGLESS. IF THIS DOES NOT APPEAL TO YOU THEN PLEASE DO NOT READ.
(There will be some references to Kaoru Is Bored here, just so you know)
"Oro?"
*** Narrarator, Me ***
Know Your Post Meiji Era
Kenshin - "Natural" Yahiko-Eater
The scene opens upon a lounge-type room. Deep purple and red curtains hang, and a comfortable director's chair resides happily in the middle. Deep off into the background graffiti reading "Boy Who Wearz A Mask And A Cape Waz Here" can be seen. Kenshin walks out onto the set, his eyes wide with Kenny- interest as he takes a seat in the director's chair. Almost immediately, he is knocked down off the chair by a booming voice . . .
*** Know your stars, know your stars, and know your stars. . . ***
"Oro?"
*** Kenshin . . . he's not a natural redhead. . .***
Kenshin's hands flew to cover his roots as he yelled out in Kenny-anger. . .
"Sessha is a natural redhead! That I am!!"
*** Kenshin . . . his favorite food is chopped up Yahiko. . .***
"WHAT?! Sessha does not eat little Yahiko! That he does not!"
*** Kenshin . . . he's secretly dating the newly married Bob. . . (this was the reference to Karou Is bored ***
Kenshin let out an "Eep" and shook his head profusely.
"No!! Sessha and Bob are just friends!!! Bob is merely Sessha's hairdresser!!!"
*** Sure Kenshin . . . Sure. . . ***
"SESSHA SPEAKS THE TRUTH!"
*** We're going to sic Kaoru on you, you Yahiko-eating, non-natural redheaded Bob dater! ***
"ORO! NO! WAIT! WHO ARE YOU?! SOMEBODY HELP ME!"
AN: Ahh. . .
Just to clarify:
Kenshin is SUPPOSED to be out of character, the chapters in this story will all be about a page or so long, and it is supposed to be pointless. Please review :D