I don't own anything from Ben 10, nor do I claim. What truly is worse? The originals, or the parodies that attempt to make more comically accurate sense out of them?
D'Void received his phone bill one morning. His mouth fell open in shock. Seconds later he exhibited an expression of enraged confusion.
"WHAT IS WITH THIS RIDICULOUSLY HIGH PHONE BILL?!"
He called for his dear daughter who was a teenage Null Guardian. Because, yes, those do exist. And he personally had one. As a daughter. Her name was Belladonna Lupeta Sky Haley Tianna the II. She had long, flowing hair of the purest silken gold, and...oh wait. No, she was one of those Plain Jane OCs that attempt to disguise the fact that they are most certainly that brand of "plot absorbing, canon warping, author appeal" OC types of a certain nature. Also known as MARY SUES. I'm going to name her Belladonna Lupeta Sky Haley Tianna the II anyway because it sounds awesome. Let us nickname her BLSHT II for short.
"Like, oh my Gawd, Dad, what is your problem yelling so loud in the morning like that?" BLSHT II whined as she flew into the kitchen. "Like, chill out, don't raise your blood pressure, old man." Attached to her ear hole, or whatever it is that Null Guardians have as a receptor for audio waves, was a cherry red glitter phone decorated with many cute Japanese mini danglies of various anthropomorphized foodstuffs that had faces on them. They were very trending and kawaii.
"How dare you rack up such a high phone bill in a single month!" D'Void spat, ignoring his daughter's request to chill even though his body responded otherwise to the suggestion. He was learning to fight against it through much practice and reacquired self-dignity. "You shall be punished for this. Give me that phone!"
BLSHT II shrieked. "NAO, IT'S MINE, DADDY!" She began to sob hysterically and threw herself to the floor. She kicked out her many tentacles in a glorious display of teenage immaturity. "NO, NO, NO, NO! IT'S NOT FAIR!"
"Life is not fair, daughter," said D'Void. "Especially not here in the Null Void."
"YOU'RE SUCH A TYRANT!" BLSHT II sobbed.
"Yes, I know," said D'Void. "It is my proper characterization." He pocketed the phone. "You will have your phone privileges returned when you show me that you can be more responsible. YOUNG LADY!"
BLSHT II fled back to her room. She continued sobbing hysterically. "I'll show you how responsible I can be, Daddeh," she whispered darkly while wiping the areas of her face where eyes would have been if she had them. She snuck out the window.
(Hours later)
"My evil lord," one of D'Void's spies spoke as he entered and kneeled before his king. "Someone has freed the slaves and disrupted the mining of kormite!"
"Is it the rebels?" D'Void demanded. "Those miserable Plumbers' Helpers? Or perhaps Ben Tennyson?"
"None, my lord! It's...much worse," the spy said while cringing in fear. "It's...your...your..." He did not respond in time before D'Void explored for himself.
D'Void went outside and gasped. His own Null Guardian daughter was breaking as many things as possible with her energy beams, teeth, and numerous tentacles. The slaves in the area ran for their lives.
"DAUGHTER? But why?" D'void cried.
"I'm, like, totally showing you how RESPONSIBLE I can be, Dad," BLSHT II spoke before snorting with wicked laughter. "Responsible for FUCKING YOUR SHIT UP!"
"Hmm," D'Void rubbed his chin momentarily, "I should be proud of her evilness and backstabbery. But she also did just ruin my entire empire, thereby leaving me vulnerable to the rebels and the Plumbers, and anyone else who wants to beat my ass out of revenge for how I've made them suffer for the past however long period of time."
D'Void fell to his knees and sobbed hysterically while kicking out his arms and legs and pounding them on the ground.
'WHY? WHY? WHYYYY!" he screamed while sobbing. "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!"
"Now who's immature?" BLSHT II laughed.
THE END