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Summary: Emmett was bored so he sets up his own website. A website in which people give him random things to do, and being Emmett the Experienced, he has to do it all. What kind of trouble will this vampire get in to? Read to find out :)
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I finished typing up the paragraph and clicked the little 'Submit' button at the bottom of the computer screen. I made myself comfortable in the computer chair and waited for a response. A couple minutes later, the computer 'dinged'. Yes! I looked through a reply that was sent from CleanFreak101. What a weird name... I thought.
Dear Emmett the Experienced,
If you truly are that courageous and experienced...
Vacuum your yard.
-CleanFreak101
P.S Tell me how it works out for you.
Vacuum the yard. Easy stuff, I snorted. And they call this courageous, try swimming across the gulf of Mexico in a day. Grabbinng the Vacuum from the closet, I started making my way towards the door. Edward was, of course, cuddling on the couch with Bella. What else would he be doing? Oh well, gotta go vacuum the yard.
His head snapped up and he gave me the 'are you insane?!' look. I just shrugged it off and walked out into the Backyard. I plugged the power cord into the outside outlet and turned the vacuum on. It started to suck up the leaves, grass, sticks, everything that was in it's way.
Still holding the vacuum, I looked down at the grass, and I saw an ant with my super vampire sight. "Ohh! I'll call you Ant..Antonio!" Being to wrapped up in my own little world, I didn't notice that I wasn't holding the vacuum anymore. That is... until I heard a loud screeching noise.
I looked up to see that the vacuum had caught hold of a squirrel's tail and was now pulling it across the yard. I ran and unplugged the cord. The squirrel freed it's tail from the vacuum, and I noticed that it's tail was bald, fur-less. The squirrel looked up at me and I could swear it glared. My eyes widened as it started to run towards me.
"Helllpp! Evil squirrel! out to get me!" I tried to open the back door, but it was locked. Hearing a high pitched giggle, I knew who it was immediately. Alice. "Open up! You don't understand! This squirrel is mutated! It wants to kill me!" Not having time to negotiate, I ran down the road.
-Later that Day-
Dear CleanFreak101,
I suggest that you never try to vacuum your yard.
No matter how dirty it is.
Or else, you might get chased down by a squirrel for a whole two and a half miles.
And people might think your crazy if you knock on their doors and tell them to let you in because there's a squirrel that wants to kill you.
Overall, you might just get a couple weird looks...
-Emmett the Experienced
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-Rosalie Lillian Hale Cullen