Holy Fish! There's a Rabbit in My Toilet!

Naruto! Get the plunger!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me:uhhhhhh no comment.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto, but I sure wish I did.

Note: all flames will be used to defrost my waffles.

It was pouring. No one noticed the blonde headed pre-teen rushing about the town,

franticly hurrying home. They were too wrapped up in their own problems to care about

any one else but themselves. Naruto was stumbling blindly through the frigid rain drops,

growing increasingly weary with each step. / I can't go....on / he started to see

double, and things started to grow dim and faint. Naruto fell into the dark abyss of

unconscious. When he finally came to, the first thing he laid eyes upon was....AN OLD

GRANDMA!!! AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Naruto slowly got up. He was congratulated with

a slap on the side of the face with a fish. O.O "HEY YOU OLD HAG!!!!! WHY'D YOU

DO THAT!!!!!!!" Naruto screamed at the old woman. "geez, say it don't spray it!" she

replied. She smacked him again with the fish. "learn some manners! Gods. Kids these

days just don't know how to treat a beautiful lady with respect!" she mused.

"Beautiful? Like yourself much hag?"

me: sorry for the cliff hanger, but I didn't really have any idea for anymore. Oh,well.