SCP-091

OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES: SCP-091 is to be kept in a normal barn kept on Site-[][] with access to a 2 acre pasture that people are to clean on a bi-monthly basis where the grass is to be replanted if any bare patches show up. Access to SCP-091 is to be granted only for testing and is to only be granted to Level 3 or higher researchers with at least 2 guards armed with tranquilizer rifle always entering with the researcher in case SCP-091 gets a bit aggressive, after being tranquilized all guards are be escorted out of the testing facility and SCP-091 is to be left alone only being watched through survelance until it awakens.

D-class are allowed to use SCP-091 during a lunch break if 2 level 3 researchers accompany the D-class with a maximum of 50 D-class being allowed access.

Any personnel used for testing are to undergo a full psychiatric evaluation and full background check in order to be allowed to test on SCP-091 any personnel who fail to undergo this are to be demoted to a lower level clearance.

Only D-class allowed to participate in testing are to be allowed in with the researcher any caught entering unsupervised and caught without guards or researchers are to be put on Keter class testing with no chance of removal from the program.

SCP-091 is to be allowed to grass 8 hours a day but is to also be supplied with regulation cattle feed which is to placed in a trough inside of the room that SCP-091 uses as a resting place.

DESCRIPTION: SCP-091 is a normal looking member of the Bos Taurus species with no health problems and when it underwent a veterinary examination was shown to be a perfectly healthy specimen.

The anomalous properties of SCP-091 are found in the udder of the cow as all milk dispensed from the udder comes out in different flavours and substances the recorded flavours are

Plain cow milk. Vanilla milk. Chocolate milk. Almond milk. Mint milk. Lemon milk. Strawberry milk. Raspberry milk. Oreo crushed in chocolate milk. Lime milk. Hazelnut milk. Nutella mixed with vanilla milk. Human breast milk. Blood. Latte. Semen. Mustard. Mayonnaise. Hot sauce.

All of the samples that were taken from these liquids were smelt and all smelled like what they looked like.

TEST 091-1: plain cow milk sample presented to 3 D-class.

D-9827 reported nothing strange part from the milk tasting a little sour.

D-2838 spat it out and stated it tasted like mucus and after spitting out researchers confirmed it had gained a texture similar to mucus.

D-1829 Fell on the ground convulsing and screaming as a hole was corroded in his throat and in an autopsy it was revealed the milk had gained a pH of 0.89.

NOTE FROM DR ROBINS: it was strange the milk changed for the 3 subjects as before testing it was like regular cow milk. I have spoke to the doctor in charge of SCP-091 and they have allowed me to continue the experiments.

TEST 091-3: Chocolate milk sample presented to 3 D-class.

D-10003 reported it tasted like water with no chocolate whatsoever.

D-9634 reported that the milk had gone as revealed later that day that D-9634 he had urinated pure chocolate milk.

D-1373 proceeded to immediately spit it out as all milk had been replaced with Dirt with Living specimens of the common earthworm.

TEST 091-6: Lemon milk sample presented to 2 D-class and Dr Robins.

D-5820 spat it out and the milk had been replaced with blood D-5820 later passed out and died from what was later revealed via autopsy was collapsed lung.

D-11111 stated it tasted disgusting and proceeded to swallow the substance but was unable to open his mouth and under investigation is was revealed that the milk had changed to superglue and had proceeded to quickly dry almost instantly.

Dr Robins reported to another doctor who was present that it tasted like milk and lemon juice but not a combination of the two.

NOTE FROM DR ROBINS: I have a theory that the milk changes depending on the morality of the subject drinking the substance

TEST 091-15: Latte given to Dr Robins, Dr [][][][][] and Senior researcher Archer

All 3 reported that it tasted like a normal latte except from Dr [][][][][] who reported it tasted really salty and spat it out to report that it had changed to sea water in a latte

NOTE FROM DR ROBINS: my theory is somewhat true as Dr [][][][][] had a clean record with no errors whatsoever so either Dr [][][][][] is hiding something or my theory is wrong

RETRIEVAL: SCP-091 WAS found on a farm located in southern Louisiana where the Foundation had been called regarding a cow giving out multiple types of milk and non-milk based substances and when asked to describe if the milk was strange she said her family had never had a problem with the cow but the person she bought the cow off back in 19[][] said that the cow had killed his wife because of the milk it produced.

NOTE FROM DR ROBINS: If that farmer's wife died she must have done something terrible in order for the milk to cause her to suffer a fatal reaction to the milk or the farmer might have not known what Lactose Intolerance is.